Baby Facebook Status Funny: Facebook status quotes and funny baby quotes. Sharing these Facebook statuses can be funnier than you think. It may not seem like anything, but it’s actually a great way to connect with friends and be social, especially if you’ve never really gotten into any of the social networks out there. You can find the most popular Baby Facebook Status funny here.
Baby Facebook Status Funny
- Having a baby is like trying to quote the Lion King and getting it wrong, but everyone still knows what you’re talking about.
- Congratulations on your new baby! I wish you all the luck and love in the world. (But mostly I wish your cravings for spicy food would go away.)
- You may be cute as a button but I’m cuter.
- Baby, your smile is like a breath of spring on a cold winter’s night.
- Hope you got a good night’s sleep last night because I know your baby didn’t. 😉
- So I was at Target with my kids, and the guy behind me in line quickly became my favorite person of the day. My son was screaming because I told him no candy, so this guy offers to pay for it, then hands me a Dunkin gift card.
- The only day of the year it’s acceptable to drink beer before 10 am and lie about your diet 😉
- I’m not late; I’m just socially early.
- I’m going to be a great friend.
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
- Just when I think I have all the answers, they change the questions.
- No matter how hard it gets, just keep pushing through. After all, you’re a rockstar.
- The best babycino money can buy.
- Adorable so cute.
- When you have a baby, your days become very filled with “firsts.” They’re all so sweet and adorable, but we often forget to celebrate the last. You only get so many chances to see someone experience an entirely new way of life and it’s such an amazing experience. So this weekend I decided to celebrate some of our last moments together with my little boy before he becomes a big brother…
- Now that I’m a father, I’m slowly beginning to understand what the big deal is about having kids.
- The only thing better than having you as my husband is our children having you as their father.
- Love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
- The best part of having kids is that you get to go on amusement park rides with them, like the teacup
- The day you were born, all the angels and saints rejoiced.
- Welcome baby we love you very much❤
- This is a very friendly baby.
- Nothing makes me happier than baby clothes, except if it was a baby in the clothes
- It’s a girl! We’re so happy to share the news and start getting to know this sweet baby who’s already stolen our hearts.
- We are so excited to announce that we have welcomed a little bundle of joy into the world. Baby B will be very happy in his new home! We hope you will support us on our newest adventure and send your love and well wishes 💕
- I had to hire a bouncer for my nursery. Sleeping on the job is strictly prohibited!
- No two snowflakes are alike, and no two babies either.
- I want to tell you that I feel so good right now. I’m craving for your presence
- We’re going to be here a minute. We’re having too much fun 😄
- Happy Birthday! Wishing you a wonderful year and many blessings.
- Giving your time to someone is the most valuable gift one can give.
- The way my baby laughs is the best thing ever.
- A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty.
- A little cutie pie was just born. Please welcome our newest addition!
- A baby is god’s opinion that life should go on.
- I could have been your daughter…😢😢😢
- We worked with five funny women to share their perspectives on life, love, and career in our new short film series. The first one will make you laugh!
- Look who’s crawling!
- Treat your clients as though they were your children.
- This place is so good. It’s so delicious!
- A little bit of heaven drifted down from above.. a handful of happiness, a heart full of love. The mystery of life, so sacred and sweet. The giver of joy, so deep.
- Proud to announce our newest Facebook employee! 😀
- You can learn a lot from children. For instance, if you put raisins in chocolate chip cookie dough, they will pick out all of the raisins.
- You’re no ordinary student. You are a future doctor.
- Life doesn’t get easier, you just get stronger.
- Never stop learning, because Life never stops teaching.
- A baby is a gift to the world—a bundle of joy for you and me.
- So in love with you both! Welcome to the world, little one.
- I hope someday you change your status from in a relationship to engaged, and then to Marvin’s wife! I miss you and I love you so much.
- Before you were born, we thought of you every day. Now, we look at you and think of nothing else.
- Good morning sunshine! #Blessed
- Started out with nothing… And I still have most of it left.
- I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.
- Congratulations! You’re getting promoted from one set of problems to another!
- Don’t wait for life to happen to you. You’re not a passenger, you’re the pilot! Always Keep on Growing.
- Here’s to a bright New Year and a fond farewell to the old. Here’s to the things that are yet to come, and to the memories that we hold.
- Welcome to the world, little baby! I hope your life is more than amazing 💕
- Doctors always tell me that I am the most adorable baby they’ve ever seen.
- Welcome to the world baby Jackson! Your Great Aunt Pam loves you more than caramel candy, and that’s A LOT.
- A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty.
- Updating our Facebook status: Proud to announce we’re now on Instagram! Follow us here 👇
- Babies are nature’s way of saying “Let’s party.”
- Welcome to the world, little one.
- Congrats on the new bundle of joy.
- Weekly reports are a serious matter, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun with them. A witty and relatable Facebook caption is a great way to spice up your work posts. Here are some ideas:
- Congratulations on your graduation from diapers and pacifiers to kindergarten and the school bus.
- It’s a new day for us.
- We are beginning to play with a new box very complicated, which is called “the house.” We find it extremely interesting.
- BABY is the cutest thing… BABY is the cutest thing in world. Their smile, their eyes..
- Just when you think you know all there is to know about babies, they do something totally unexpected and adorable.
- I was already excited to have a baby until i found out you get to eat food right off their tray.
- A short film about motherhood, the ultimate love story. 💕 #FFCelebrateLove
- Make sure your baby’s first Halloween is a spook-tacular one!
- It takes a village to raise a child, and it takes a milkman to be responsible for that.
- We hope your mom is feeling better soon!
- Sweet dreams 💤 😴
- It’s time for a new hire! Our team is getting bigger and better with the addition of ___________.
- A big shout out to the amazing friends who have supported me all year long! I hope everyone has an awesome Thanksgiving 🦃
- Using this caption like I use a mid-afternoon cup of coffee. Because I’m awake but also running on fumes.
- Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- Hello World! My name is Baby. I am here to share my adorable pics and funny moments.
- A baby is one of the best things that can happen to anybody. #baby#babies
- “I’m so excited to have another baby and give my firstborn a sibling. I’ve always wanted to be a mom of two!”
- The best part about having you as a dad is my kids having you as their papa.
- First came love, then came marriage, then came the baby in the baby carriage
- I am fascinated by the concept of motherhood.
- We are delighted to announce the birth of our son, John. He’s a healthy baby boy!
- Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever with lovely babies around.
