Funny New Car Captions for Instagram are a great way to show your love for a new car or change up how you’re posting on the ‘gram. Unlike normal captions, new car captions will captivate and grab people’s attention. They can be a great way to get some sort of interaction going with your posts.
Funny New Car Captions for Instagram
- When you see the new car of your dreams. 👀
- Can’t believe I waited this long to get my new wheels! #carselfie
- I’ve been thinking about you, and I got you this new car.
- I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome my car is 😜
- New car and ready for new roads.
- Just my car and I, we got this.🤣
- Coffee is always a good idea. Said no one ever who was driving a new car.
- This car is great for long drives as long as you don’t mind being walked.
- Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful 🤳
- I could use a new ride.
- I came out of the womb in the fast lane.
- Buying a new car is the best thing in the world! You get fresh off the assembly line sheet metal and a blank warranty.
- Don’t worry honey, I still love you even though the car is more attractive than you.
- Sometimes a car is just a car. Other times, it’s your sweet ride.
- They can sell my car for parts, but they’ll never sell my spirit ✌.
- I used to be in a relationship with my car, now we’re just friends.
- I’m sticking to my New Year’s resolution to be more flexible. I’m thinking about buying this car…
- Not to brag, but I’m a great driver. 😎
- I’m so freaking happy to have my car back.
- when do people ask why I own a car when I can walk everywhere: What if you want to go places?
- I don’t always drive fast. but when I do, the speed limit is a suggestion.
- It’s a lot more fun to drive when you know what the gears are for.
- The road to nowhere leads to me.
- Those who say money can’t buy happiness have never experienced a new car 🚗
- Money buys everything except happiness. If you don’t believe me, go to your local Lamborghini dealership and try to pick up a car without paying 😆
- Money may not buy happiness, but it buys you the next best thing — a new car.
- Whoever said you can’t buy happiness, never owned a car. Happiness is driving a new car.
- They say the money didn’t buy happiness but did they ever try and buy a new car? Because we don’t believe them.
- Why would anyone buy cheesy shoes when they can have a Lamborghini? 🤷♀️
- We all know money can’t buy happiness, just ask anyone who’s trying to sleep at night on a new mattress.
- There’s no feeling like having a car you love.
- Research shows that the increase in income has an increasing effect on well-being. So, if you are unhappy, buy a new car.
- Spending the entire car budget on an antique crystal vase might not be a great choice. But if you want to buy a brand new Mercedes-Benz, we can certainly help.
- For the price, happiness is optional.
- How do you know when your car is low on gas? You drive past a gas station.
- How do you know when your Lamborghini is low on gas? You drive past a gas station.
- How do you know when your car is low on gas? When it’s the only car you want to park in the two spaces next to the gas station.
- Your best gas-saving tip for your car? Drive by a gas station.
- To determine if you’re low on gas, look down at your gas gauge. If it’s going below a quarter tank, you need to stop and fill up.
- You can’t start a car when it doesn’t have gas. That’s why it’s important to check your car’s fuel level whenever you need gas.
- Gas stations come in all shapes and sizes, and each can do a little bit of a job to keep cars running smoothly.
- Whether in a down-to-earth town or scorching desert, find your nearest gas station and you’ll be set.
- When you’re driving your new car and the only song you can think of to sing is “it’s a new day, it’s a new life…”
- When you’re driving your new car, slowly traveling down the highway and the only song you can think of to sing is “It’s a new day, it’s a new life”, you might be singing about a revolutionary new product.
- As you drive your new car down the road, something comes to mind. You begin singing the lyrics “It’s a new day, it’s a new life…”
- When you buy your new car, you’ll find yourself singing those lyrics constantly. Today is a new day, and it’s a new life.
- “It’s a new day, it’s a new life…”
- When you’re driving your new car, it’s the perfect time to belt out the joy of being alive.”
- Rewritten in an upbeat and fun tone: The “new Lamborghini” is a new you
- When you slide into your new car and start driving around, there’s a fantastic sense of freedom and versatility. You’ve just bought yourself a brand new Lamborghini.
- To get to that new life you tell yourself, “Today is the day I put a ring on it. Today is the day I start making memories.”
- Skinny Jeans: they’re the comfiest cotton that gets skinnier, baggier, and baggier.
- Bitching about the last two days of work and trying to get out of everything.
- For this reason, today’s Lamborghini Aventador is only produced in limited quantities.
- Don’t get me wrong—I love driving this car. But only when I’m wearing my sunglasses. 👌🏻
- We’re cheering for you and your new car!
- My car is so pumped with the 2018 model of this beautiful car! It’s like my car is not even real!
- You drive me crazy in this new car. Hypocritical? Possibly. But what else would you expect from a car that looks like one of those futuristic Transformer robots?
- This car is so clutch it’ll make you clutch ☀
- An upgrade from a 1983 VW Jetta to my new Subaru WRX 😆
- OH MY GOD! I’ve been driving so long and I’m finally getting used to this new car. ✂️🏡
- I’m feeling a little hot with the top down. #newcaradventures
- She can’t get into the car because this car is cool, dude.
- My new car is so much better than my old car.
- I see a new future for this car of ours.
- This is my new car. It’s a little white and it is full of adventure! *insert car part runs out of gas* #traffic
- This is my new car. It’s a little white and it is full of adventure!
- I was driving around Monday, and the light turned yellow, but there wasn’t any traffic. I went through the intersection and the light turned green again before I even reached the next intersection.
- You’ve been in traffic for over 2 hours. You are hungry and tired. Put the laptop down, turn on music and enjoy the ride, we got it!
- Lamborghini provides a feeling of enjoyment and an escape. The way it runs can only be described as exhilarating.
- My car is so loud. It makes my neighbors say terrible things to me.
- Today, we’re going to show you how to fix a flat tire.
- Don’t just take my word for it. Read reviews about this place.
- Every car needs a laugh, and this one is looking for it.
- The car you’re looking for has arrived🚗
- Yes, I know my car has wheels and a roof but that’s not what it’s all about, so let’s celebrate it!
- This is the time of year people will let you drive the car they parked on the street.
- For all of you who have yet to find a way to convince your car not to start on a cold morning, here’s a special message for you.
- With the new car, I’m going to make you feel like a real car.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a car and that’s kind of the same thing.
- Just bought a new car, it’s a hybrid: half racecar and half SUV.
- My car is like a relationship, it sometimes starts up, it’s quite slow, and there’s no guarantee I’ll get to my destination.
- I keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things because I’m curious. And curiosity keeps leading me down new paths.
- Is that a new car in your driveway? 🚘 #SellingYourCar
- Nothing beats the experience of a new car. 👔👔 #hatchback
- Need a car to go back in time? pic.twitter.com/8WnbdtTcTV
- Do you have a favorite car in your family?
- It’s a good thing I was born with a supercharger because I’m outrunning the police🚙 ☀
- Yo, I just bought my first car.
- Pulling into my driveway seems like an event, I’m so proud of this new ride.
- We’re not the fastest on two wheels, but we make up for it with style and brains.
- Finally, I found the perfect car for me. It looks like a lot of fun and can fit a ton of stuff in it. It will make all my rides more exciting and fun to look at.
- Damn girl, I could be loving this car right now!! 👏🏾😛
- I’m gonna drive this new car to work and tell my kids “Mommy, you should ride in _____!”
- Living my best life in a new car! (I’m already looking forward to the next one!)
- Whoever decided that this is my new car deserves to jump off a bridge.
- Look at this car. I want this car. My friends get to ride around in it though, so I’ll make do with the inside of my head.
- I’ve driven this car to the moon and I’m gonna be driving it home again.
- You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a new car, and that’s kind of the same thing.
- My new car is the best thing I’ve ever bought. I can park in my driveway and set the alarm from my bed
- It doesn’t matter how old you are, you don’t stop having fun when you get a new car.
- Can’t believe I have to sell my car. Just bought a new one, and it fits me like a glove.
- You can’t drive with us if you’re not driving a new car
- I love my car, but I also love being able to pay my car payments ✈️#byebyecar
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a car. And that’s pretty close.
- My car can outrun your car. Wait, does that make sense?
- Just sitting here at the car dealership waiting for my number to be called…never. And of course, my cell phone battery died and I left my charger at home.
- The only date I’ve gone on that’s had wheels. 🚗
- Let’s just drive off into the sunset and never come back
- When you love your new ride so much that you decide to take it everywhere with you. 💃🏽
- That new car smell is just a sign of what it’s about to do to your bank account 🤑
- Yup, I bought the most expensive car on the lot. A new chapter, new whip 🚘
- A little bit of a race car, a little bit of a streetcar. #happysunday
- The car you drive says a lot about you. So does the way you drive it.
- Made it to work another day. Thanks for having my back, new car!
- Here’s to the new year and all the adventures that are sure to come. ✌
- I’ve got new wheels, you know where I’m heading?
- Because someone has to drive the dream
- Some cars have the power to make you feel like a king. I’d put this one in that category.
- Not all cars need to be taken care of, some need to be taken out.
- My new ride has been making me extra productive. I get around a lot faster, especially when I’m sleeping in.
- This might be the only thing in my car that’s not black… Guess I’m planning to make an exit
- I’m gonna take you for a ride in this new car😎
- True story, I just got a new car. I’m literally in shock at how excited I am to drive it ��
- Dear car, you’re the greatest. We just hated to see you for so long.
- I’m like a baby unicorn. I smell new cars and I can’t even afford the air freshener.
- Perfect day to roll up in this loud and new ride. #FINALLY
- That is the best car. The best. I’ve ever seen.
- My car doesn’t need a fuel gauge. It’ll tell me when I’ve reached my destination before I even know it.
- I would drive this car anywhere.
- Want to be the new car that everyone will talk about? Try this one out.
- I took my new car on a test drive today. 🚗 🚑 #carvana
- When I’m on the road, I can’t control the fact that I have SUCH a crush on this car.
- I think it’s going to be a long winter…we’re getting a new car, maybe more than one.
- “Here to make all your road trip dreams come true… seriously, that’s my sales pitch.”
- Drove my car on the freeway and pretended there was a huge pothole I had to avoid.
- If you don’t like your car, buy another one. If you don’t like your body, get a new one.
- Some people have air fresheners, I have New Car Smell.
- Can’t wait to tell our friends we’re getting a 2018 Mercedes AMG C 63.
- It’s a slow Sunday drive to that new car show I want to check out.
- My new car is so fast, it makes me . . .
- It’s a new car. It’s an old car. It’s an expert car.
- I’m bored of driving. I want to drive a car for a day and then go back to its original blackness.
- If your car can’t handle the light snow, put those sandals back on. You’re in an enclosed space with a little child.
- new cars make me sleepy #newcarfail
- I’m a little bit nervous, what if I get a scratch … Oh my God, who am I kidding; my new car is too good.
- ☀I’m the cat that can’t let you down—every time.
- I’ve been dreaming of this car for MONTHS. #dreamcar
- Only a man with a plan would buy this car. #toofar
- I’m scared but I want a new car and this one is like a spaceship. So if I buy it I will be brave.
- Go big or go home, this car has it all.
- The car is fixed and ready to roll. We’re going to be
- Might want to drive like the wind, no one can catch your car in this
- This is so my new car. I hope it doesn’t get plagued by a tree 🏡
- Someone let me in the driver’s side door and I will go fast as possible bc that is what I need right now. #vanlife
- Driving the boss to work in a new car isn’t just a good way to get settled—it helps you get straight to work. If you’re like us, that may be the most important thing there is!
- Are we in reverse, or is it just a bad day for selfies?
- To the girl with the new car: I think your accelerator is stuck to the floor.
- Maybe it’s a sign that I need a new car
- Don’t forget to buckle up and wear your seat belt! ✨☑️
- It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of clever packages.
- I went on a drive today, but I don’t remember the last two hours.
- It’s been a rough day, but thank goodness I don’t have to drive this car! 👟
- In the back of this car, I have a young child who is going to college. In the front, I have a husband who is going to law school. We are good people and we are very far apart.
- I’m going to trade this car in for something fun. What d’you recommend?
- The most dangerous thing in the world: is a man with a new car. One, it’s insane that you’re driving a car worth more than my house. Two, you’re going to kill me because you can’t see past your ego to look at any of your surroundings.
- This car is all about style and comfort. That’s why I bought it!
- No need to be fancy while you’re behind the wheel—just be yourself.
- My new car is something to be seen, not to be driven.
- He drives an older car because he doesn’t trust new technology.
- I can’t wait to move my parents into my new place, but I’m not sure they’ll fit in the trunk!
- If you want to get along with me, don’t speak until I’ve had my coffee. ☕️
- There’s no better feeling than finding new restaurants to eat at on road trips.
- New car, who dis? 🚗
- What do you call a car with four cylinders? A four-door. 😂
- If you don’t buy this car, I’m going to cry. Or drive away. Maybe both.
- Find someone who looks at you like a Car.
- We’d like to welcome our new car to the family. It gets on with everyone and never misbehaves. We’re going to call it a taxi
- This car has a seat for a diamond in the back.
- He drives a sports car…I’m not far behind.
- I’m gonna ride this car for so long, the license plate is going to expire!
- If you can read this, then my side mirrors are too small.
- Can you feel the road rushing through your hair? Then it’s probably my window open.
- I want to be the girl that my friends are jealous of when I post a picture in my new car.
- You can take the girl out of her car but, you’ll never take me away from my passion 🚘🙂.
- The best way to be seen in the city is being behind the wheel of this stunner.
- Giddy up, ladies and gentlemen…The postman just dropped off my brand new ride for the year! Hope you’re all ready for some serious road-tripping. 😉
- Car so cleans it’s almost like you’re in space.
- There’s nothing wrong with your car, and you know it.
- See that guy in the puddle of drool? That’s me every time I see your ride.
- I have a new car, and I even know where all the horsepowers are, I just don’t know what it means.
