Top Funny New Years Captions And Quotes 2022

 

Funny New Years Captions And Quotes: The new year is a time for celebrations, and good jokes will always do the trick to awaken your friends after a night of celebration. You must have read a lot of funny new year captions and quotes on the internet. Funny captions show the euphoria of the people on new year eve. In this article, you can find some funny captions for your new year mood.

 

Funny New Years Captions And Quotes 

  • Wishing everyone a great New Year filled with surprises and adventure! May your 2022 be full of opportunity, friendship, and happiness. Wishing you a year filled with amazing memories that you’ll want to tell your kids about in 20 years!

 

  • Happy New Year from your friends at The Koffee Kartel. Exclamation points!!

 

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR! I’m so thankful for all the awesomeness that happened in 2021. Here’s to an even better 2022.

 

  • At the end of this year, I hope there is a box in the attic that says 2021.

 

  • Here’s to surviving this year, and here’s to next year—when we’ll all be better at parallel parking. (Congrats, by the way.) Happy 2022!

 

  • Good Riddance 2022. We hardly knew ya.

 

  • So, what did you accomplish last year? I made a resolution list. Everything else is gravy.

 

  • May your glass never empty.

 

  • Make resolutions you keep.

 

  • Two New Years resolutions for 2022: Make no resolutions. And always be kind to yourself. Happy new year #newyear #newyears #nye

 

  • Wishing you a healthy, happy, and hilarious new year!

 

  • New year, same you… #happynewyear

 

  • Cheers to new adventures in 2021! #happynewyear

 

  • Happy New Year from a bunch of buds that still have our resolutions intact.

 

  • It’s the new year, and we’re making resolutions that include more ice cream. We want to be healthy ice cream-eaters #icedream

 

  • Oh, look! A fresh-baked 2022. Let’s see what we did last year.

 

  • Hello, 2022. I’m not gonna lie: we didn’t think we were going to make it to this point. And now we’re here and whoa!

 

  • Here’s to another year full of life’s adventures! Here’s to the journey! Here’s to family and friends. Here’s to love and friendship. Here’s to whatever it is you want to wish for yourself in 2022!

 

  • And so it begins… #newyear #happy #newyear2022 #smile 😁

 

  • Happy New Year to you!! May all your dreams come true in 2022 *drops mic*

 

  • Happy New Year! Here’s to an even happier one. Wishing you, your family and friends all the love 💓.

 

  • Wishing you a #HappyNewYear full of the same things in life that matter most: friends, family, and Teslas. 😉

 

  • To the sky with new year goals. #Happy2022 #NewYearsResolution

 

  • Let’s get this year over with. Like I’m a new parent and this year is a toddler that’s going to ruin my life for the next 12 months.

 

  • It’s not too late to do the right thing in 2022. Here are some New Year’s resolutions for you.

 

  • Let old doubt and fear be gone. Welcome it’s a replacement, new hope and happiness. Let’s all have a happy and healthy 2022!

 

  • A fresh start couldn’t come soon enough. I’m counting up my resolutions and making a list of hopes and dreams that I plan on crushing this year.

 

  • HAPPY NEW YEARS! Let’s do this thing, yo. ______

 

  • First day of 2022. No resolutions to keep! Hope everyone enjoyed their New Year celebrations and good luck for the new year. What’s something you’d like to do?

 

  • Here’s to hoping 2022 brings peace, love & nosiness at grocery stores. Happy new year! #nosyinthegrocerystore

 

  • Wishing you a happy new year—may all your wacky resolutions stick. 😂

 

  • Dear 2021, we’d like to cordially bid you adieu. 🤗We look forward to a year full of good friends and good cheer. I wish you the best in 2022.

 

  • It’s New Year, let’s pretend to be healthier! Have a kick-ass year!”

 

  • Happy New Year, I hope 2022 is your year!

 

  • Let’s make this year our best one yet!

 

  • It’s the first day of the rest of your life. Let’s live it up!

 

  • In, the past I’ve resolved or two and failed pretty quickly, but this year I’m committed. #letsgetreal

 

  • To toast: in today, yesterday and tomorrow.

 

  • Happy new year lads! let’s make it one with a year we’ll all remember.

 

  • Who’s ready for a new year? What are you going to do to keep your New Year’s resolution this time?

 

  • Happy New Year 2022! Cheers to the exciting year ahead!

 

  • Count down for two. One. Happy New Year!

 

  • Our New Year’s resolution: to never change. May your resolutions be just as easy to keep. Happy 2022!

 

  • Who’s ready for 2022? We are, and we can’t wait to see what this year brings.

 

  • It’s officially 2022. now what?

 

  • It’s that time of year when we can finally admit it: we all love talking about resolutions.

 

  • So what are you gonna do? Tell me now. What are you gonna do?

 

  • May your glass always be half full. Here’s to the year ahead!

 

  • Everyone’s a resolutionist.

 

  • Wishing you the time of your life. Happy New Year, friends.

 

  • Happy New Year! Which will be happier? 2022 or the photo you take tonight?

 

  • Wishing everyone a happy, healthy new year. May 2022 be filled with new experiences!

 

  • Happy New Year!! We’re excited about 2022.

 

  • Happy New Year! Here’s to a year of finding new and exciting ways to do laundry.

 

  • May your 2019 be filled with love, hope, beauty & laughter.

 

  • Where do we begin…& Happy 2022!

 

  • Wishing you a year filled with more pet snuggles and colourful yarn.

 

  • Get ready for a big 2022! We’re going to be making some serious changes over the next twelve months. Stay tuned!

 

  • Ring in the new year with friends and family. Thanks for making 2022 our best year yet.

 

  • Happy New Year. There’s something special about January 1st, isn’t there? It’s a chance to start over, to continue with our resolutions, and to take a step forward.

 

  • New Year, same us. Not that we don’t keep resolutions; we just keep making new ones.

 

  • Baby, it’s cold outside! Happy New Year.

 

  • Happy New Year! We made it past the December doldrums and we’re looking forward to 2022. Cheers to whatever is in store for us this year.

 

  • New Year, New You.

 

  • It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

 

  • A little reminder to breathe in 2022 and a resolution to give thanks in every moment. It’s a fresh start waiting for you.

 

  • Okay, quiet everyone.. close your eyes.. I’ve got a big announcement to share!!”

 

  • Four days into 2022 and less than a week until a Royal Wedding! Let’s make it a great week ahead.

 

  • Wishing you 2022 full of luck.

 

  • Saying “Happy New Year!” when you’re still in bed is just gross. Wish your friends a happy new year with a cocktail.

 

  • Stay cool, laugh often and love like there’s no tomorrow. Cheers to a fresh start and happily ever after (just like y’all). Happy New Year

 

  • Happy New Year! Celebrate the start of your new year with some new hair.

 

  • No matter where you are in the world, there’s always one consistent thing: cuteness. Happy New Year!

 

  • Resolutions for a fresh new year.

 

  • It’s time to be “new” again. Happy New Year!

 

  • Start your new year by doing what you love.

 

  • New Year, New Me. I’m feeling like you should be spending your holiday money on yourself (sorry fam).

 

  • I’m on #TeamNoMakeup this New Year’s Eve—and every day. Here’s to healthy, happy, and authentic beauty.

 

  • Wishing you a year as bubbly as champagne—chill, but still fun.

 

  • I’m still trying to figure out how the rest of the year happened so fast. 2021, you were a blip on my radar.

 

  • I don’t think the year could have survived another minute without you. Happy New Year.

 

  • It’s the height of the Christmas season and that means it’s time for New Year’s Resolutions. We hope you all have a wonderful holiday and we’re looking forward to the year ahead!

 

  • Happy New Year from the only ____.

 

  • Cheers to making it to another year, and plenty of hot chocolate along the way.

 

  • May all your 2021 resolutions (including but not limited to: sleep more, watch less Netflix, stop using smiley emoji) be fulfilled this year!

 

  • Let’s party like it’s the first night of the rest of our lives because tomorrow, we can do anything.

 

  • It’s funny how we always talk about making resolutions to do better and things like that, but let’s be real—it wouldn’t hurt if we spent as much time trying to be good people as we do try to.

 

  • Started from the bottom, now we’re here.

 

  • Since the beginning of 2021, we’ve learned how important it is to stay hydrated. Happy new year.

 

  • Wishing you a Happy New Year full of love, laughter, and lots of smiles.

 

  • We’d love to wish you a happy new year… but there are only so many wishes in a genie.

 

  • Happy New Year to one and all! May all your wishes come true.

 

  • Hello, 2022 my old hello 2021.

 

  • Wishing you a year of the most epic wins! Happy New Year to All.

 

  • See the funny side of the times, with this year’s most hilarious moments.

 

  • May your 2022 be filled with memorable moments. Stay ready for them to happen, and Always bet on yourself.

 

  • Wishing you good fortune and good cheer in the year to come.

 

  • May your new year be filled with moments that make you smile.

 

  • Happy New Year from the bottom of our glasses to yours 👋🏻’

 

  • New year, no resolutions! All the time.

 

  • New Years Resolution: To not be such a stick in the mud.

 

  • Happy New Year! You have no idea how much I have been waiting for this…

 

  • Everybody’s talkin’ ’bout the new year. Everybody’s wantin’ to change their tune.

 

  • Shake up your routines this #NewYears and try something new…

 

  • May your 2022 be filled with all the coffee and bubbles you could ever need.

 

  • Yeah, let’s have a party. 2021, you had a strong run. 2022, it’s gonna be lit.

 

  • One thing you can improve on in 2022.

 

  • Wishing you a year filled with what makes you wish for.

 

  • Happy New Year the only way we know how: one fresh-frozen bagel at a time.

 

  • Happy New Year! Does anyone have any resolutions they want to share? Otherwise, you can always count on us for some good hair days.

 

  • Wishing you a Happy New Year, littered with moments to remember.

 

  • Happy New Year! Thanks for an amazing 2021, see you in 2022. Time to get back into that thing called life.

 

  • May your new year be filled with unicorns 🦄

 

  • Fireworks only come out for a few weeks a year, but your New Year’s resolution can last a lifetime – make it a good one.

 

  • I made it another year, but no one seems to have told me the time.

 

  • Wishing you a smooth transition into 2022!

 

  • How to make time go faster: take a nap, count all the things you’re grateful for, and take your dog for a walk. Happy new year.

 

  • May your resolutions be easy to keep and hard to break.

 

  • Happy New Year to all who read this caption. Cheers!

 

  • Start the new year off right with some good old-fashioned face plants.

 

  • Happy New Year from all of us at Windows!

 

  • Ho ho ho to a new year full of good health, happiness, and quality time with your family.

 

  • New Year, New Goals!

 

  • No resolutions this new year. My boo and I are finally getting that treehouse we’ve always talked about. #2022goals

 

  • Wishing you a year full of good food, good friends and great times.

 

  • Now, is it too late to say a happy new year?

 

  • Let’s make tomorrow better than today, and today better than yesterday. #NewYears

 

  • New Year, New You, New Haircut.

 

  • What are your New Year’s resolutions? I’m going to read more on my couch and sleep more in my bed.

 

  • May you have a vibrantly healthy new year.

 

  • I have so much victory in 2021 already—let’s all enjoy this last night of 2021 together‼️ #2022 #newyearseve

 

  • Woo hoo! Happy 2022 👍 Follow us for more fun, laughs, and inspiration.

 

  • Let’s make tonight the kind of night that starts tomorrow feeling great! Find your sparkle and get ready to shine, COUNTDOWN TO 2022!

 

  • May all your bad haircuts be in the past.

 

  • Wishing you a year that is more salsa, fewer chips.

 

  • I’m not a perfectionist. I just want to be good at everything I do. Happy new year to you all.

 

Funny New Year Quotes

  • All I want for New Year is MORE Hours in the day!! because Sleep is so overrated #WhatTimeIsIt

 

  • 2022 – a year to celebrate new beginnings, so let’s start with celebrating everyone who is a part of you ❤️. Happy New Year y’all!

 

  • May your new year bring you everything bright and beautiful, like these stunning sunrises! Happy New Year to everyone—here’s to one more full of life, laughter, and love.

 

  • No matter what you did last year—this is your year. Step up and show what you’re made of this year. Happy New Year!

 

  • Those New Year’s Resolutions are looking more attainable every day.

 

  • Here’s to a happy and stylish new year!

 

  • Let’s get lit and party on to a new year of awesomeness😏

 

  • Happy New Year even if it might seem just a little odd to be celebrating the wrong year. Happy 2022!

 

  • Cheers to the new year. It’s finally here.

 

  • Here’s to all the chances you get in 2021, good or bad. Happy New Year, ya’ll.

 

  • Tomorrow there is just one resolution: Let’s resolve to be happy.

 

  • New Year, New Goals, same old me.

 

  • May your new year be filled with significant moments you’ll later look back on fondly.

 

  • It’s not the old year that make you older, it’s how you lived… So no need to cry about leaving last year, as long as you didn’t try too hard.

 

  • Make 2022 your best year yet by permitting yourself to TRY.

 

  • May your 2022 be full of life’s little moments that put a smile on your face—through the good, bad, and the ugly. Cheers.

 

  • See you in 2022.

 

  • 2022, bring it on.

 

  • Let’s get weird tonight.

 

  • Ring in the new year with laughter. Bwahahahaha.

 

  • Start the year fresh with these New Year’s Resolutions fit for a king.

 

  • Wishing you and that sweet someone a happy night, and here’s to an even sweeter year to come.

 

  • Are your resolutions feeling a little stale?

 

  • Another year in the books, but before that book closes, let’s take a second to capture the memorable moments of 2021. Here’s to another year in 2022!

 

  • Wishing everyone a happy and prosperous 2022 from all of us here at ____.

 

  • Not feeling resolutions. Just feeling new years… #2022

 

  • I made you a New Year’s resolution! …to never break another one. #HappyNewYear

 

  • Happy New Year! I’m looking forward to having a year more like THIS:

 

  • Happy New Year! Your girl is going to be a million collaborations richer by the end of next year.

 

  • Wishing you a New Year filled with new adventures, love and happiness!

 

  • Every New Year is a new beginning, a chance for us to make new, better choices. So let’s make a cup of coffee a part of those choices.

 

  • May your year be filled with as many laughs as a Kardashian family dinner.

 

  • May your Past be the Sound of Your Feet upon the Ground, and may your Future be the Sky that you look for when you Jump. Happy New Year!

 

  • Goodbye, 2021 and bring in the new year and all that comes with it. Here’s to a happy, healthy 2022!

 

  • Go ahead. Make your resolutions. Keep ’em to yourself. We know you’ll never keep them past January 22. But, there’s something weirdly satisfying about making them anyway…

 

  • New Years Resolutions: Wear sunblock, don’t burn.

 

  • Happy New Year on January 1! It has been a pleasure serving you. I’m not going to be around next year…I’ll be out fishing.

 

  • Celebrate New Year’s Eve like it’s any other Saturday night.

 

  • Happy New Year. Here’s to friends, family, and all the good times ahead. Cheers!

 

  • Cheers to a brand new year full of fresh starts and opportunities!

 

  • To bring in the New Year is to say goodbye to the old. Let’s celebrate the past while we welcome the new. Happy New Year, Everyone!

 

  • Wishing y’all a New Year that’s better than the last. Thanks for inspiring, laughing, and loving with us in 2021. Let’s make 2022 even better.

 

  • In the spirit of the New Year, when it’s okay to reflect on your life and where you’re headed next year. So, in a word: Cheers!

 

  • To make you feel more awesome in 2022.

 

  • This is the year I’m fulfilling my potential. Goodbye, 2021. Hello, 2019.

 

  • May your 2022 be as bright and beautiful as your face.

 

  • Happiness is the best makeup possible.

 

  • Did someone say resolutions? My only resolution is to keep winning fights. Happy new year.

 

  • Hey, it’s New Year’s baby!!

 

  • Wishing you a very merry New Year from all of us here at @____.

 

  • Wishing you all the best in the new year!

 

  • There’s nothing wrong with celebrating New Year’s Eve twice.

 

  • Say last year was your best year ever—this year.

 

  • Here’s to a night of laughter, love, magic and memories with those we hold closest. Let’s break the mold and sparkle with all that is new.

 

Funny New Year Resolution Captions

  • New Year’s Resolutions for the same person, every year. (1) Lose weight; (2) Meet a nice man; (3) See the world; (4) Stop eating junk food; (5) Stop drinking;

 

  • Don’t just post resolutions on Facebook to try and quit something you’re bad at. Commit to quit instead. Like dogs, cigarettes, wearing shorts that are too short, minor league pro sports teams or cilantro.

 

  • New Years Resolutions should be encouraged, not condemned.

 

  • #NewYearsResolutions are boring. Let’s talk about #newyearsgoals instead.

 

  • Let’s just take a second to remember that the only thing that lasts longer than New Year’s Resolutions are resolutions about losing weight.

 

  • Goals for 2022: 1. Do yoga at least once a month 2. Buy one new black t-shirt 3. Rediscover my love of spicy foods 4. Find new beautiful music, every day 5. Try to be less of a jerk.

 

  • Resolution: I will keep my resolutions.

 

  • Have you set yourself up for success yet? Are your resolutions more like resolutions now?

 

  • Let’s start this year off with a healthy kick, why don’t we?

 

  • Resolutions are the worst: stick to them and you risk looking like a creep, quit and you’ll likely hold it against yourself for months.

 

  • Let’s make this the December to remember. (And forget.)

 

  • I resolve to be more spontaneous in 2022.

 

  • Making 2022 your best year 🙃

 

  • Targets: I’m gonna get me some solid calf muscles, work on that old man body roll, stay fit in the offseason—Kobe Bryant.

 

  • This year is going to be a wild ride, but I have a feeling it’s going to be remarkable.

 

  • Cheers to the 52 weeks of the year, 365 days of motivation, and 10,080 minutes of pure awesomeness!

 

  • I’m only gonna eat things that come in under 14g of sugar per serving.

 

  • Making the switch to almond milk might sound scary, but it’s very easy.

 

 

New Year Resolution Quotes Funny

  • Let’s make this the year we get real and stay real and love ourselves wholeheartedly. #newyear #resolution.

 

  • Don’t worry about what others are doing. Everyone does a different thing. Just make it a new year resolution to do what you do right, and not worry about the way other people do things.

 

  • I want to be a happier woman. I want to be a more positive person. I want to be more focused on things that make me truly happy. Now that’s something worth keeping this year.

 

  • Let’s make next year better than this year. No more jadedness.

 

  • Here’s to the best year yet. Now, let’s get checking off some resolutions…

 

  • Don’t be afraid to push past your comfort zone—in grooming, style, and in life. Always Keep on Growing.

 

  • Let’s make this the year where you make the impossible possible.

 

  • Resolutions have a way of going stale after a while. So instead, join us in setting intentions.

 

  • Here’s to this year’s resolutions—may they be the worst you’ve ever kept.

 

  • No matter how slow you go, you’re still lapping everyone on the couch.

 

  • Boldness is the art of concealing art.

 

  • I’m not one to make resolutions. I’m too much of a realist. I just hope everyone has a #fantasticnewyear 2022 is here!

 

  • New Year, New Me‼️ I’m reclaiming my time.

 

  • ~New year, no sleep~

 

  • Have you resolved to read more books in 2022?

 

  • No resolutions, just goals. —Zig Ziglar

 

  • “I want to lose 20 pounds by the summer.” – said no one ever.

 

  • A goal without a plan is just a wish. It’s good to have an idea insight, but you got to do something about it.

 

  • New year, new you! Our #resolution for 2022 is to become a healthy and fit brand and we want to start with you!

 

  • Let’s start the new year right with some lighter, fresher taste.

 

  • Cherish one another and be compassionate to one another. Happy New Year. Namaste!

 

  • Resolution for 2022- to never eat raw cookie dough again.

 

  • Resolutions are great. They’re like goals, but more relaxed.

 

  • Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

 

  • When we ask what we can do for our country we must not demand paperwork and timetables. Men will win or lose wars according to their morale, according to their spirit.

 

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