Love is a beautiful thing, but even sweeter are the funny anniversary of marriage quotes. It’s a big milestone in your relationship and it deserves a special celebration, so take this opportunity to make your spouse laugh with these funny quotes about the anniversary of marriage.
Funny Quotes About the Anniversary of Marriage
- Married 25 years. You still have that effect on me. #happyanniversary #love
- We’re celebrating 39 years of marriage today.
- Some people say the best way to celebrate an anniversary is to ignore it. We say celebrate, and enjoy!
- I’m pretty sure my husband thinks of anniversaries the same way he thinks of me… “She’s fine, I guess.”
- Anniversary gifts are traditionally paper, but this year I’m giving you all the digits.
- 10 years together and she still makes me feel like I’m the one.
- Being married to my husband is like falling asleep on a picnic table and waking up in a 5 star hotel. #😎
- Twenty-one years ago, we had a beautiful daughter together and I kissed you for the first time. It feels like yesterday and an eternity ago all at the same time.
- A marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. -Jean-Luc Godard
- Marriage is not an accomplishment, but a life sentence.
- Building a life with someone is a journey—each day a new adventure.
- My love for you is like an anchor for my heart. It’s heavy, it holds me down, but I’m grateful for it every day.
- Anniversary wishes for the fun couple that started as friends and now, years later, is still going strong. #HappyAnniversary
- As you grow together, may you continue to have the same amount of fun? Happy Anniversary.
- 🎉Happy Anniversary, honey!
- What a year it’s been! We’ve been through a lot, haven’t we? Let’s just hope that next year is as good as the last, if not better. I love you, honey! #WeddingAnniversary
- 10 years ago today, I married my best friend. Thanks for being there through it all.
- If you can read this, congrats you’re married!
- I like the little things, like coming home to you. #12YearsStrong
- Long live family, long live love, long live life!
- It might be made out of corrugated cardboard, but our love is real.
- The older I get, the more I realize that it is better to be silly than serious.
- You can choose your friends, But you can’t choose your family.
- You’ve made some sacrifices and it’s been fun.
- Happy Anniversary to my favourite hashtag #married #girl #ever
- I’m sure our anniversary means a lot to you. But it means a whole lot more to me.
- I find you extraordinarily attractive – especially your mind. Happy marriage anniversary my love.
- Happy 1 year of marriage to the best man I know ❤️❤️
- Happy anniversary, sweetie. I can’t believe that after all these years you’re still my slowpoke honeybunch.
- If you love something set it free…then bottle it and stick your name on the label. #anniversaryanno ❤️
- 2 years ago today I married the sweetest girl in the world. Thank you, @piggycake
- Some days it’s like we’re married, and some days it’s like we’re not.
- Twenty years later, you’re still my best friend. And if the last twenty years are anything like the first twenty, I can’t wait to see what the next twenty bring!
- Celebrating 42 years today. Cue the t-shirts.
- Remember the first time we kissed?
- No matter how many times we’ve hit the road, there’s no place like home. ❤
- 50 years later, still deciding whether to take his crap or not.
- You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. #weddinganniversary
- I never thought I’d last this long 😏 Happy Anniversary love.
- Anniversary, noun. A year when married couples do things they would never do the other 364 days of the year.
- You know you’re married for life when you don’t sweat the small stuff, like burning the toast 🥓 .Happy anniversary!
- Anniversary—the fact that started across.
- 25 years and still clicking along #truelove #happyanniversary.
- It’s been a long time since we’ve been in school, but this anniversary is certainly worth celebrating 🍰
- On our first date, I knew I wanted to marry you because you offered to pay for dinner, and I was really hungry. Now, over a decade later you’re still taking care of me—and not just by cooking and cleaning either.
- Sometimes you worry about silly things. And sometimes you lose sight of how amazing it is that someone loves you despite those silly things.
- A man and a woman meet, not as strangers, but as friends, and it’s love at first sight. Marriage is friendship set on fire.
- Like the song says, you’re here forever.
- It has been 20 years now. And it still does not make sense to me.
- A marriage made in heaven is just like a cloud… it’s beautiful, soft and sweet, but it disappears at some point.
- Will you be my best friend?
- Pour some sugar on me.
- After all these years together, I’m still surprised you haven’t killed me. Happy anniversary!
- Last year I married the love of my life, this year I married my leftovers. Happy anniversary!
- Happy anniversary 7 years today.
- 10 years, 3 kids, 1 mini-van, 2 Pitbulls and a house full of laughter later—we’re as in love as the day we said: “I do.”
- Made my #wife #cause they said it wouldn’t last. But 45 years later, we’re still at it. #schnoodle #snuggle
- One year ago today, we took our vows and leapt into a life of #L💕
- Happy one year mark! We’ll celebrate in the style of our first date—with pizza and this trashy romantic comedy.
- Gatsby wasn’t much for anniversaries, but he loved to celebrate the moments.
- Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
- Remember all the reasons why I said “yes” to this day.
- Thanks for keeping me grounded and keeping my feet on the ground when I’m feeling like I’m floating away. Love you, babe.
- 12 years ago 4 days ago 20 minutes ago.
- This one is for the record books.
- Your anniversary cheers. 🍷
- Although our names are King and Queen, we still like to play games. And only the strongest survive. Hahaha! Happy marriage anniversary baby.
- Anniversaries are made of selfies and cake, but most importantly love. Here’s to one more year together!
- For 43 years, you have always made me see rainbows even when it’s pouring. Happy anniversary.
- Anniversaries are a time for remembering, a time to celebrate. And a time for remembering why we’re celebrating in the first place. Have a great one!
- 5 years ago I married my best friend.
- I love you not because of anything you have, but because of something that I felt when I said ‘I do’ sincerely to you on our wedding day.
- The worst part about being apart is remembering when we were together – Alanis Morissette
- Spend your wedding anniversary with your spouse, by yourself.
- It’s our anniversary today! Who knew beautiful weddings—and beautiful, happy marriages—were each other.
- Happy Anniversary! I see that a nosey neighbour of yours is busy spreading rumours about us. Go ahead and tell her I said “You’re Welcome.”
- And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. Happy anniversary.
- 10 years and nothing but smiles. 🤗
- I’ve never wanted to be famous, I just wanted to be with you. Happy Anniversaries Sweetheart.
- Anniversary: A book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
- When you’re married to the right person, life is like an endless honeymoon.
- Just married – and I mean it!
- Four decades in and we’re still striving towards the same goal: effortless happiness. Happy anniversary, 💕 #LOVE
- Marriage isn’t supposed to be easy. If it was, there would be a lot more single people.
- May our marriage be stronger than the coffee ☕️☕️
- We’ve been together for some time now, which is a sentence I never thought I’d say to another human being. There’s a reason why they call it “patience,” because it takes a hell.
- Need help wrapping your head around left and right? Here’s a little mnemonic to keep them straight: Elvis. Happy anniversary!
- When you know, you know. Happy Anniversary!
- One year down, what comes next? 2 years old, of course. Happy anniversary!
- In the short years of our married life, you have been a constant source of strength and inspiration – a rock I can lean on. Thank you for your love and understanding.
- Being married to you is a walk in the park…because I always have a seat.
- When you love someone, you just wanna eat em up.
- What an anniversary…and what a husband! I hope you know everything I would do for you, # 39; is to breathe.
- 15 years? How did that happen?? Happy Anniversary to the love of my life.
- Just married, 23 years ago. We were young, wild, and free…Just like tomatoes.
- Marriage is like a pair of shoes you find comfortable and stick with, even when it’s not your style anymore. Thank God – we were on the same page!
- It’s been one year of us getting into arguments over the remote control. …but we’re still together!
- What started as a selfie cam relationship is now a waist holding camera ship.
- On our anniversary, my husband gave me a paper clip and told me to hold his paycheck together. I just laughed and rolled my eyes, that silly man! Now married 20 years, we laugh about it still.”
- Life is full of unexpected twists and turns, but I always knew I could rely on you to be there for me #happyanniversary my love!
- May your anniversary be filled with nothing but happiness, nothing but love, nothing but friendship, nothing but fun, nothing but smiles…
- Happy Anniversary, honey. I forgot to get you a gift so I got you this candle holder instead. You can use it to hold candles.
- Because finding your best friend is the luckiest thing that can happen to anyone, any time of the year. Happy anniversary.
- Remember that time we got married? It wasn’t that long ago, but it feels like a lifetime.
- Marriage: I’m still trying to figure out how to do it just once. 😉
- What is marriage?–the cure for two faulty people who have not learned how to get along.
- “It’s our renewal of promises to love one another, for better or worse, for richer, for poorer; in sickness and health; to cherish and keep each other for as long as we both shall live.”
- When I first met you, I was just looking. When I saw you, I was curious. When I loved you, I was lost…
- You have to believe that true love exists. It takes work, but you have to believe in the magic. The power of your love can change all things.
- Love is being so crazy about someone that you see them imperfectly and still think they’re perfect.
- Just a few years ago we were making memories together in a tiny dorm room. You make me laugh, you make me glad, and now look at us! Happy Anniversary.
- Saying I do a second time around isn’t easy, but it’s worth it. Happy Anniversary
- We met as babies and we’re still celebrating our anniversary as babies. Happy Anniversary, babe. 😍❤️
- It’s been a rocky year but together we made it through. Happy anniversary sweetheart. 💛 let’s have a glassieeee! 🍷
- Marriage in 3 days. 3 years in 6 months.
- The wedding – so romantic, the marriage – so practical.
- Celebrating 25 years and still going strong.
- We’re here for three reasons, to be together, healthy and happy, for you Bella—I love you.
- You are my greatest adventure.
- 5 years! *sigh*
- These days we’re together and then we’re not together and then we’re together and then we’re not together.
- If you have the guts to admit that it’s difficult in public, then in private, you can laugh about it.
- Thinking back on how much life has changed since you took my hand in marriage…now, the only thing I want to do is take your name so I can legally have lunch before noon. Happy Anniversary!
- Twenty years ago today, I married the love of my life. I’ve never had a better friend or better lover. John, Happy Anniversary!
- Celebrating 10 years of friendship, 4 years of marriage, and over 15 years of being able to call her my best friend. Cheers to anniversaries!
- Of course, it’s your anniversary, why would you even ask me that?
- May the anniversary of our marriage remind us that laughter is love’s greatest gift.
- Happy anniversary, babe. The weather today is just perfect for an anniversary picnic!
- The best part about our anniversary is that we can travel year-round.
- Now that we’ve been together for 40 years, if I could go back in time, I’d ask her out.
- Just Married: A comedy about a man who is determined to get away from his wife on their honeymoon.
- I’ve had my ups and downs, but I consider myself lucky because they’re all just part of the cycle of marriage.
- Today is not a good day for a divorce.
- Marriage may be a bed of roses, but it rests upon a heap of thorny ignorance.
- Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- There is an anniversary of a marriage that I belong to. It began on this date ten years ago today.
- Meeting the love of my life at 18 & still together 24 years later. History will judge “the” marriage.
- Happy Anniversary to my favourite everyday planner.
- If there was a daily pill we could take to make us the way we were in our first year of marriage, we would take it! #TheHappiestTwoYears
- The trying is the fun part, although maybe not for everyone. #1stanniversary
- Where I’m from, we believe that marriage exists in moments. It’s the everyday moments that build up to something spectacular.
- Yesterday I married my best friend—when there’s peace like this, you know it’ll last.
- Romance is not dead. It just smells funny.
- Together 40 years and we’re still fighting like cats and dogs. ❤️
- Me: You smell different. Husband: No I don’t! Me: Yes you do, I’m going to call you Cilantro from now on.
- You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
- We’re nicer to each other now that we don’t have a choice.
- When I married the right man, the right time, I knew it was you. The greatest day of my life. Happy Anniversary, Sweetheart!
- Marriage is a promise. Love is the magic that makes it last. Thanks to my partner for 25 years! ❤️
- We make our marriage vows. It makes me feel like there is no limit to how wonderful and surprising my partner and I can be. Thank you for being an everlasting work in progress.
- The first year of marriage is the honeymoon; the second year is the affair; the third year is the…um, let’s just call it the “adjustment period”. 😜
- We’ve been together for ages but we’re still having fun.
- 13 years and my wife still asks me to take out the garbage. Now that’s love.
- A kiss a day keeps the divorce away.
- Thank you for being the daily adventure that has made my life so exciting! Here’s to another year.
- 14 years later and the only things that have changed are me and him… haha #truelove #stayingmarried.
- In sickness and in health…In rain and traffic…In times when you don’t want to cuddle or in times when you do. In times when you’re serious or when you’re not. In the good times and the bad…on. Happy anniversary!
- Time does fly when you’re having kids.
- Coming through with the good advice. I’m the only take you need.
- Remember when your parents told you it would be hard? What were they talking about?
- Happy anniversary to the most wonderful husband in the world! I’m so lucky to have you by my side every day of my life. Thank you for making our union one for the record books.
- Roses are RED, Violets are BLUE… you look beautiful today! Happy Anniversary! 💗
- Happy Anniversary to my favourite person…my wife.
- They say you can tell the character of a person by how they’re treated by their spouse, and we all know I’m the best. Happy anniversary!
- 16 years and it still hasn’t been boring! Thanks for the anniversary and the kids anniversary and the whole family anniversary, love you!
- You’re saying it wrong, grandma. It’s an anniversary!
- It is our anniversary. Seven years today. How have my last seven years been?
- Happy Anniversary baby! Let’s make it to 301!
- Happy anniversary, sweetie! 12 years, and I still haven’t gotten used to having you around all the time.
- I’ve never been an anniversary card kind of guy, but here you go.
- May your relationship be as sweet as sugar. Happy anniversary!
- It’s been 40 years, but I want you to know you still look sexy in high heels. 😜
- A marriage of two golfers… A hole in one!
- Just because it’s the anniversary of your marriage doesn’t mean you can’t hiccup #AnniversaryLove.
- can you believe we’ve been married for ___ years? We sure can! Happy Anniversary, I love you💕
- Happy anniversary to this blonde who turned me into a brunette, and the brunette who turned me into a blonde. 😜
- We can’t believe it’s been an hour already—we mean, since the last anniversary!
- It’s been 3 years since we got hitched. I’m just saying, you could’ve at least upgraded the diamond!😘
- We’ve been married for a whole year already? Time flies.
- Being married to the same person for the last 20 years hasn’t been easy, but it has been fun. Here’s to another 20!
- We’ve been together so long, we can finish each other’s sandwiches.
- Before you were in my life, I missed you so much when you left.
- It’s never too late to be the person you are meant to be when you grow up.
- Thanks for doing everything you said you’d do. So far.
- Happy Anniversary. It’s been a heck of a ride, but we made it through.
- How to keep your marriage fresh after years together: appreciate the person you married for who he or she is today❤️
- Thinking of you on this memorable day. Hope you enjoy it! May God continue to bless your union!
- It’s your 1st anniversary! Here’s to our 1st argument!
- 25 years together, still rolling down hills with you, my sweetheart ❤️
- Some things aree just always funny—like gags, pranks, and married life. 😂
- 15 years ago, I married the cutest girl in the world. We haven’t had a chance to hang out yet…we’re too busy making our 10,000th pot of coffee together.
- GREAT news, we’re still married.
- You either want a brother in law…or a best friend.
- He’s less likely to get nervous when he comes home to this.
- Love is about more than puppy love. It’s growing together like two vines on the same trellis.
- The way you squeeze my hand says that you’ll never let go. I wouldn’t want to anyway. 🥰
- Thanks for being my lemons.
