Funny Wedding Captions for Guests

 

Funny Wedding Captions for Guests: Your wedding day is a special occasion and the last thing you want are those awkward moments. You want a fun-filled, laughter-filled, memorable wedding for you and your guests. So, to help with that, here are some funny wedding captions for guests!

 

Funny Wedding Captions for Guests

  • All I want for my wedding is for everyone to be happy…because unhappy guests will not stick around for long.

 

  • Let’s be honest. Weddings are long and full of stuff we’re kinda just supposed to do—even if we don’t know what they mean!

 

  • We said it was okay to bring your pets…we didn’t say it was okay to let them eat the wedding cake.

 

  • If you’re looking for a great gift to give, may we suggest buying the bride and groom a trip to their favourite destination? 🙌

 

  • All I want for my wedding is for everyone to be happy…because unhappy guests will not stick around for long.

 

  • Let’s be honest. Weddings are long and full of stuff we’re kinda just supposed to do—even if we don’t know what they mean!

 

  • We said it was okay to bring your pets…we didn’t say it was okay to let them eat the wedding cake.

 

  • If you’re looking for a great gift to give, may we suggest buying the bride and groom a trip to their favourite destination? 🙌

 

  • Weddings are unpredictable. Brides say ‘I do,’ and grooms end up saying a lot of other stuff, too.

 

  • The most important part of a wedding is: getting the guests to dance like no one’s watching.

 

  • We’re going to get married! You’re invited. You should come.

 

  • .If you haven’t noticed, it’s been a long day. We’re tired, we’re hungry and we’re so over this wedding.

 

  • This is the couple that decides to have a photo booth at their wedding, and then regrets it.

 

  • This wedding better be good because I lost my iphone and my dog is with a stranger so

 

  • So you’re finally tying the knot? Good for you! We would never have expected any less. Congrats and have fun planning!

 

  • The only thing more fun than the wedding is the reception, it’s true. But the only thing more memorable than the reception is the toasting! 😀

 

  • The ceremony was beautiful, the food was delicious, and now we’re off to party! 🎉

 

  • It’s your wedding day and you want to remember it forever, even if you’re tipsy

 

  • We’re getting married because we can’t keep our hands off each other.

 

  • Seriously, who wears short shorts to a wedding?

 

  • Getting married is like having a gang of awesome, interesting people at your wedding.

 

  • Finally hit send on our wedding invites. Like…are we really getting married?

 

  • Get your marriage license at the #weddingfactory and get married on top of this mountain.

 

  • We’re on a mission to make weddings 100% better. Get in on it 👫💍

 

  • I wasn’t going to come to this wedding, but then I saw the food.

 

  • Cheers to the start of your beautiful journey together. Let’s make some new traditions! 🍾

 

  • We want to get married at the #EiffelTower, but we’re afraid it’ll be too touristy.

 

  • Seems like just yesterday we got married… and then came the wedding day. 😳

 

  • We’re not married yet, but we’ve been together a long time, so let’s celebrate our upcoming nuptials with drinks on us.

 

  • A wedding without cake is just like a day without sunshine.

 

  • We made it! After a year and a half engagement, you’ve finally made it to the wedding!

 

  • The best part of a wedding is the cake…because if you didn’t eat it, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

 

  • I don’t need no stinking marriage to be happy. I’ve got my phone, a six-pack of beer, and you.

 

  • We are a people of serious love, and we just have to say— THANK YOU. We love you. Cheers!

 

  • Wondering why the bride looks so calm about marrying the best man?

 

  • The great thing about getting married at the zoo is that no one can hear you argue.

 

  • Congrats on the big day! We’d be honored if you let us capture the celebration.

 

  • I hope that I’m invited to your wedding.

 

  • If you have time to look at your phone, you have too much time on your hands. Put that phone down and enjoy the ceremony.

 

  • Wedding season is upon us. This is your invite to the most important wedding of the year. Be ready to bask in the love when you arrive at ___

 

  • I’m here to make all your marriage jokes actually come true.

 

  • I’m not single, I just really enjoy weddings.

 

  • Like the waves of this beautiful ceremony, so was the love and laughter of the wedding party! 💕😉

 

  • I am so happy you two found each other. Now I just have to find someone for me.

 

  • There is only one thing that can make this day better—having everyone you love in one room, to celebrate the start of your forever.

 

  • We’re so happy to be celebrating with you today. Cheers! It’s looking like a good one.

 

  • This wedding is so rad I’m gonna get hitched just to bask in the celebratory vibes.

 

  • To the couple sitting in front of me: You are re-watching your wedding video in a sacred location. Please don’t look back and catch me taking a photo.

 

  • Because the only thing worse than a surprise party is a surprise party you weren’t invited to.

 

  • If you want to succeed in life, send an invitation to someone who knows better. Am I right?

 

  • It’s time to party! If a guest could make their way to the reception, that would be great.

 

  • I’m the kind of friend who shows up to a destination wedding in my bathing suit 🍹🏖

 

  • Are you ready for this jelly? Cause I’mma put on a show. Thanks for being in my wedding from the moment I said yes.It’s time to party! If a guest could make their way to the reception, that would be great.

 

  • I’m the kind of friend who shows up to a destination wedding in my bathing suit 🍹🏖

 

  • Are you ready for this jelly? Cause I’mma put on a show. Thanks for being in my wedding from the moment I said yes.

 

  • So many people have told you that your wedding day will be the best day of your life. What now? My free printable wedding guest book alternatives prove that it can be.

 

  • The best part about weddings? The marriage, but the next best part is definitely the favors.

 

  • Hey Megan and John, we’re so excited to celebrate your wedding even though we think it’s totally weird that you’re marrying each other 🤔💍

 

  • We are just married. We will decide later if we want to stay in this marriage.

 

  • Making a toast at a wedding is an art. Creating a hilarious wedding speech that the guests will remember for years to come, is an art form.

 

 

  • Congratulations on your marriage! We are here to celebrate with you. Well, most of us anyway.

 

  • we’re not gonna party like it’s your birthday. we’re going to party like it’s our wedding 😎

 

  • The only thing I love more than your vows is my hair on your wedding day. 😂😘

 

  • As soon as I get married, we’ll be a PARTY!

 

  • A wedding is a funny thing. It starts with, “I do,” and ends with, “I did!”

 

  • Weddings are the best day, and best party, ever.

 

  • 🎉The wedding is today, but the party has just begun. 🎉

 

  • Too bad we’re not in the wedding party. We would have helped with the photobooth.

 

  • There’s never a dull moment with you two. Congrats on your marriage and thanks for being such great friends.

 

  • The wedding’s over, now we get the party started.

 

  • We are the perfect match, like red wine and cheese.

 

  • To the bride and groom, we love you. To the couple standing next to us, we thought you looked cool.

 

  • Throwing a wedding? Let’s be honest, if you’re having a hard time picking your bridesmaids and groomsmen, how will you ever pick a decent photographer?

 

  • Congratulations on your wedding, now excuse yourself from this party.

 

  • There’s no wrong way to do a wedding, there’s only YOUR way.

 

  • We’re just one day away from saying “I do” to the person that completes us.

 

  • Because I’m the type of person that can’t relate to almost anybody on a basic human level #wedding

 

  • Get ready to celebrate, because the party is here. #WedSomebodyYouLove

 

  • We’re throwing a party, and you’re all invited.

 

  • The only thing better than one hilarious wedding guest is two hilarious wedding guests. To a lifetime of memories! 💕💜

 

  • A wedding is a special time for the bride and groom and the family of honor. And for their friends, the best man, maid of honor and ushers…to get drunk.

 

  • The best wedding photos are the ones where you can’t tell who’s the bride and who’s the groom.

 

  • Congratulations Caroline and John! If you need someone to take photos of your big day, I’m always looking for work. 😉

 

  • Bride and Groom: TODAY is your wedding day. Tomorrow you will celebrate with friends, family and lots of cake. You are so ready for this! (NO you are not)

 

  • They said they didn’t want a big wedding—but they really did.

 

  • If you’re not dancing at your own wedding, did it really happen?💃😎

 

  • Getting married is a big accomplishment, but it doesn’t mean you’ll stop having fun.

 

  • I totally can’t wait for my marriage to this, like, totally amazeballs groom.

 

  • Weddings are supposed to be a celebration but too many can be a snooze.

 

  • Avoiding a full-on wedding crisis? Then you need to grab one of these survival kits.

 

  • We got married, so now I don’t have to pretend that I’m listening to you anymore!

 

  • I didn’t fall in love with you because of the way you look. It’s who you are on the inside that I fell for!

 

  • Grab your favorite person and hold on tight—it’s gonna be a wild ride! Let the wedding of the year begin!

 

  • The one thing in life you CAN’T mess around with is your wedding day.

 

  • We got married on the beach, but we’ll have the real party when we get back home..

 

  • If you love someone enough to marry them, then you love them enough to fight with them.

 

  • If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. Clap your hands if you’re ready to party. If you’re ready to party, clap your hands!

 

  • It’s a big day. Here are some other special occasions you could be celebrating right now instead.

 

  • No matter how you see it, it’s a wedding—and you’re invited.

 

  • You’re a human being and your wedding is not an Olympic sport.

 

  • Wedding season is upon us, and we’re repine’ the bachelorette party. You do you, girl. 🎉

 

  • We’re not saying we want a selfie, but we’d be lying if we said others didn’t look better in our photos anyway. Congrats!

 

  • They’ve got a “Little” secret. It’s not little, it’s BIG. Big love, that is. Wishing all the lovebirds out there a lifetime of bliss and happiness!

 

  • First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby carriage… and I’ve lost my train of thought.

 

  • We asked you to be in our wedding, but we weren’t sure if you’d show up 😅

 

  • So you’re saying that I can wear white to your wedding? 😉

 

  • Weddings make me so happy, I’m about to burst into dozens of pieces and scatter across the country ✨

 

  • It’s a match made in heaven. Best wedding ever. ✨👰

 

  • Happily ever after. Your dream wedding plans start here. ✨👰

 

  • The Best Wedding Ever? It’s a match made in heaven!

 

  • Match for life. 💕

 

  • It was the wedding of their dreams. Magical.

 

  • I just got married. It’s the best wedding in history!

 

  • You have the right wedding, we have the perfect people to tell.

 

  • Done! Your dream wedding awaits.

 

  • When you get married, it’s a time to celebrate the happiest day of your life! We make sure you have an amazing day by making every aspect of your wedding easy for you.

 

  • Seeking your match? We make it simple, fast and easy to find true love.

 

  • Love at first sight. We just knew this was the place.

 

  • An unforgettable celebration is just the beginning of a beautiful life togethe

 

  • Cheers to the happy couple! May you have twice as many anniversaries as mistakes. 😉

 

  • Cheers! I’d like to toast the happy couple. May you have twice as many anniversaries as mistakes 😏

 

  • Happy Anniversary! May you have twice as many anniversaries as mistakes. 😉

 

  • Congratulations on your anniversary! May there be twice as many celebrations as mistakes. 😉

 

  • Congratulations! It’s time to celebrate. May you have twice as many anniversaries as mistakes!

 

  • Congratulations on your wedding. I hope you have twice as many anniversaries as mistakes.

 

  • Congratulations! May you have twice as many anniversaries as mistakes!

 

  • When you make the mistake of getting married, don’t forget to send your friends a bottle of our best champagne with wishes for a nice night. 🥂

 

  • Congratulations on your wedding. You guys have a great life together. I hope you make as many memories as you do mistakes.

 

  • Congratulations to the newlyweds! May the next 100 years bring you even more love and laughter.

 

  • Best wishes to you on your wedding day and beyond. May you enjoy many happy years together.

 

  • Congratulations! Today is a very special day for the two of you so enjoy it to the fullest.

 

  • Congratulations! We are so excited to celebrate with you two and watch your relationship continue to blossom!

 

  • I’ve been a bridesmaid for so many weddings that I’m finally going to get my own this weekend. 💁☀

 

  • Bridesmaids, this is what you’ve been waiting for: an excuse to get all dressy-up and grab a drink without feeling guilty about it.

 

  • We’re all weirdos, so let’s get weird together. We ❤️ each other, and we think you’re the bees knees!

 

  • Guests, you might be here for the wedding, but we’re pretty sure that you want to toast 🍾 to your memory of this fantastic day 😉

 

  • If this love story doesn’t make you want to get married, we don’t know what will!

 

  • Imagining what the cake will look like at our wedding ��

 

  • Couples: You might want to get a room.

 

  • The wedding was lovely, and we are all very excited for the new Mrs. & Mr. Smith!

 

  • The wedding was beautiful, and we are all so excited for the new Mrs. & Mr. Smith!

 

  • We are all very excited for the new Mr. & Mrs. Smith! The wedding was beautiful, and the fashion was on point.

 

  • Congratulations to the Smiths! The wedding was beautiful, and we are all very excited for the new couple.

 

  • It was an amazing wedding, and we are all so happy for the new Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

 

  • The wedding was wonderful. We’re all so happy for Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

 

  • We are incredibly happy for the new Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

 

  • It was a very lovely wedding, and we have to admit that Mrs. & Mr. Smith stole the spotlight!

 

  • The wedding was better than we could have imagined, and we are all so excited for the new Mr. and Mrs. Jones!

 

  • The wedding was incredible! Everyone had a great time, and we are all very excited for John and Cathy.

 

  • The wedding is over, and it was fantastic. The newlyweds are now ready to start a new chapter in their lives together.

 

  • Congratulations to Sam and Sarah on their wedding! We are thrilled to call them our family.

 

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  • The #1 thing I love about weddings? The food. So many options of delicious goodness!

 

  • The best part of a wedding? The food. So many options!

 

  • Weddings have a lot of things, but the one thing that stands out is the food. So many amazing options to choose from!

 

  • The best part of any wedding? The food. What will you choose, a delicious steak or maybe a traditional cake?

 

  • Weddings are great. The food is better. This will change your future wedding plans.

 

  • You can’t go wrong with a buffet of scrumptious food. Make sure to invite me when you’re ready so I can stuff my face!

 

  • Weddings are the perfect occasion to celebrate with family and friends. Food is a big part of this – so make sure to pick an amazing caterer!

 

  • Let’s be real. It’s all about the food. Am I right, people?

 

  • We’re not messing around with lame appetizers, we’re serving up our famous gumbo, po boys, and cheese fries. All you can eat style, so come hungry!

 

  • We make planning your wedding easy. We do all the grunt work for you. So, you can focus on what’s important. Contact us for a free quote today!

 

  • We don’t negotiate on taste. We source locally and prepare our food to order, so you get only the freshest flavors.

 

  • Why did you invite me? -Because I like your face! Thanks for being so kind 😊

 

  • Why are you here? -Because I like your face! Thanks for being so happy 😊

 

  • Thanks for being so kind 😊

 

  • What is it like to have your face gone? Thanks for being so kind.

 

  • You were invited because we think you’re a great fit. Super excited to have you here!

 

  • I’m glad you’re here. Honestly, you’re amazing 🙌

 

  • Thank you for being so kind. I really appreciate it!

 

  • Thank you for making me feel so welcomed.

 

  • I really love you for your beautiful eyes and the way you take care of yourself.

 

  • I really appreciate you coming to my party.

 

  • I enjoyed talking to you today. You came across as confident, knowledgeable, and professional.

 

  • If there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that life is better with friends. So here’s to the ones that make our lives a little sweeter. Cheers!

 

  • Friends make the world a better place. So here’s to the ones that make our lives a little sweeter. Cheers!

 

  • Friends are everything. They make our lives a little sweeter. So here’s to the ones that make us better. Cheers!

 

  • Life is sweeter when you have your friends and family by your side. Cheers!

 

  • We believe life is better with friends, so we created a high-quality vodka that’s as smooth and crisp as friendships should be. Yes, really.

 

  • We believe in creating and nurturing deep relationships. We believe in showing up for your friends and family, supporting you to share your thoughts, emotions and ideas and to feel heard. Life with friends is a better life.

 

  • The world is a better place with friends. Friends who share your secrets, and your hopes. Friends who make you laugh till you cry, and who love you unconditionally.

 

  • Friends are what make life worth living. Through thick and thin, they’re by your side…and they’re the reason we crack open a bottle in the first place

 

  • We love social drinking at Heineken, which is why we make the perfect drink to share.

 

  • For people who want to make a statement about who they are, who’s helped them get here, and how much fun life can be.

 

  • The most important social network is the one that puts you at the center. The one you opt into. The VIP list, your favorites file. Skype is where it all comes together and that’s why we care so much about making your experience the best it can be.

 

  • Go ahead and make their day with a gift from Shari’s Berries.

 

  • Who needs enemies when you’ve got friends who want to see you fail!

 

  • We’re about to make you the newest member of our family. ☺⚘

 

  • Do you want to be a part of our family?

 

  • Welcome to the family.

 

  • We make it easy for you to connect with your loved ones.

 

  • You’re in. Grab your card, scratch it off, and start using it immediately.

 

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