100+ Best 14th Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes

 

14th Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes: The 14 years of marriage have been a wonderful ride for you two and so no matter how rocky or bumpy your life was at times, it’s time to celebrate the years of togetherness with funny quotes on the 14th wedding anniversary.

 

14th Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes

  • It had to take 13 years of marriage for me to appreciate how lucky I am to have you as my wife. Happy 14th Anniversary, honey!

 

  • Being married for 14 years has its ups and downs, but it’s nothing we can’t handle with a little help from the dog.

 

  • Being your partner in marriage for 14 years has been the literal best thing ever. Nothing is better for me than to love and support you. I’m there for all of your wildest dreams and craziest ideas. love you, honey.

 

  • Hello, mister. Is today your 14th anniversary?

 

  • You know we’ve been married for 14 years when all we need is each other, and a good supply of cheese and wine!

 

  • The 14th year of marriage is the year when you have a choice between a trip around the world or a new set of irons.

 

  • Today is the best day ever. 14 years ago, I married the coolest person in the world! Happy Anniversary Sweetie.

 

  • If all our flights were as hot as our wedding night 14 years ago, we would have been done a long time ago.

 

  • 14 years ago, I made it to the top of the mountain. The views are spectacular. You are my Everest.

 

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  • 14 years ago I admired you from afar before I even thought about asking you out. You told me that I was weird and gave me a funny look, but for some reason that made me like you more than I already did.

 

  • It’s been 14 years since I married my best friend, but it feels like 14 minutes. Happy anniversary, baby.

 

  • Remember our first date? No. But I do remember the day I knew you were my wife.

 

  • We’ve been through a lot. We’ve laughed and we’ve cried and we’ve lived and we’ve learned: We married the wrong person!

 

  • Happy Anniversary to the love of my life! Here’s to many more, and a lifetime of being in love with you.

 

  • It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

 

  • Today is the day we say, “Hey, that was a good idea to hit up Chucky Cheese for our 14th [wedding [anniversary.”

 

  • Here’s to the first 14 years of showing us what unconditional love really looks like #14yearsofmarriage

 

  • 14 years. It’s been a fun ride, wasn’t it? Happy Anniversary!

 

  • 14th anniversary is the day when an ugly duckling turned into a confounded swan. ❤️

 

  • Remembering those moments on the dance floor on our wedding night. I want to relive those moments again and again. Happy  Anniversary.

 

  • You’ve tamed the wild jungle beasts inside of me. Happy anniversary, dear husband. ⁣⁣⁣⁣

 

  • Sleeping next to you for 14 years has been such a wonderful wonderful dream.

 

  • Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present, a happy anniversary.

 

  • When you said, “One” you could have meant anything. “Two” was just too funny. And now we are at 14…we love you baby. Wishing you a Happy Anniversary 💗

 

  • Hey, I may not be a romantic, but guess what? You’ll always be my favorite romantic comedy. #anniversary.

 

  • Now that we’re celebrating our 14th anniversary, I feel like we just got married yesterday.

 

  • It’s our anniversary today. Thanks for 14 years of…being you!’ ❤

 

  • True love doesn’t happen on Valentine’s Day once a year. It happens every single day.

 

  • May your anniversary be as sweet as a box of chocolate-covered strawberries❤

 

  • There’s no business like show business, and the only business we’re in is loving you. ❤️

 

  • There are so many memories in 14 years, good and bad. But no matter what, whenever u see me laugh or smile, you know I’m thinking of you.

 

  • 14 years into the marriage, there are still 6 left to get through. Hurry up and make me a sandwich.

 

  • You’ve taken care of me for 14 years, don’t stop now. Happy anniversary! 🎉

 

  • I promise to keep you waking up every morning and give you a reason for the day to finish. I will share your laughter and tears, joys and funny moments. I promise to stand by your side when life is at its best and worst.

 

  • Marriage is like a simile… marriage has many good points and some bad ones.

 

  • Remember the day we forgot our anniversary and we took a trip to Vegas instead? – You know I always share my desserts. – So we’re even. – Yes we are sweetheart.

 

  • My love for you is like a truck… it just keeps on growing happy anniversary to us.

 

  • Always appreciate the ones who never failed to annoy you. Here’s to more of that, happy anniversary.

 

  • My husband has a great sense of humor, and I really appreciate that! He’s always bringing me down to earth when I’m out of whack. That’s why I love celebrating our 14th wedding anniversary together.

 

  • We only have the 14th anniversary because you forgot to buy a box of @Cereal for a dinner party nine years ago.

 

  • It’s amazing that we can celebrate 14 years of marriage. I feel very fortunate to be married to her.

 

  • When you said “I do,” you didn’t have a clue how much I would love her. You’ve been a great husband and a perfect Daddy to our three amazing kids.

 

  • We’ve been with each other for 14 years, but we’re still in the honeymoon phase.

 

  • Yes, I regret the suntan. Yes, I regret the leg waxing. But most of all… I regret thinking you’d be around for more than 14 years. Happy Anniversary!

 

  • Here’s to the day we swapped vows and rings And celebrated in our own way, happy anniversary.

 

  • It’s been 14 years of laughing, loving, and sharing. Happy Anniversary!

 

  • 14 years ago I married you and had to carry half of your stuff for 14 years.

 

  • 14 years is long enough to know you’re marrying the right person, happy anniversary to us, baby.

 

Funny 14th Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Wife

  • Oh, cruel 14th wedding anniversary! baby, I will continue to shower you with love and care.

 

  • Happy 14th anniversary to my other half and first love. You make me whole and complete and I can’t thank you enough for every happiness we share together.

 

  • Together for 14 years. We’ve moved 3 times, had 4 different dogs, survived college debt, and 8 different jobs. Here’s to growing old with this best friend!

 

  • 14 years ago, you said YES. Thanks for saying YES to the dress, the honeymoon suite, and all the adventures that make up every day of our lives! Love like it’s Day 1, babe.

 

  • Just like our marriage, you’ve gone from annoying to part of the family.

 

  • We may not have slept for a decade and we may not look as young as we once did, but as long as we’re together, it’s like we’ve just gotten married all over again.

 

  • May our new routine include lots of wine and laughter.

 

  • I took my wife to the zoo the other day. I don’t know what she was looking at, but it wasn’t me, happy anniversary to us baby.

 

  • Many of the nights were dark, but always my love will be bright. Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary.

 

  • I’m a great husband because I let you hold on to your youth and public school teachers. Happy 14th anniversary!

 

  • Today is our 14th anniversary, I confused the hell out of the clerk at Etsy when I tried to buy you a gift card on our special day.

 

  • You’ve shown me what it takes to make this marriage work. You are my number one. Happy anniversary!

 

  • It’s our 14th anniversary, and I can’t think of a better way to celebrate – I’ve finally stopped cursing you under my breath.

 

  • I took my wife to a movie. That movie was Men in Black. We didn’t see anything good today. Happy 14th, baby!!

 

  • Fourteen years of having a lot to say to each other. I hope there are 28 more. #happy anniversary.

 

  • You have stood by me and laughed at my jokes through our 14 years. I am happy to be with you for the rest of our marriage.

 

  • Happy 14th Anniversary to my favorite girl on this planet (I still think you’re funny). Love You Always.

 

  • Years ago, when we met, I thought you were beautiful. Nowadays I think you’re hot. Happy 14th anniversary!

 

  • For 14 years of marriage… I’ve wanted to say ‘You look so beautiful today…’ But sound ridiculously cliché. When you finally realize you can tell them anything as if they were a stranger, happy 14th-anniversary honey.

 

  • I wish you all the best in your new life with someone who’s only legally married to you. ##14th wedding anniversary

 

  • 14 years down, & still going strong! Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary!

 

  • They say marriage requires a lot of work to keep it going for 14 years. We stand by this and we’re not even married! Happy Anniversary, honey.

 

  • If our marriage is ending after 14 years, at least it’s with a positive 14! #happyanniversary

 

  • 14 years later and you still make me laugh! Happy anniversary.

 

  • It has been 14 years, but I promise I will keep trying to find new ways to keep you interested, happy anniversary.

 

  • All I want for my anniversary is to take off your makeup with my fingertips, happy anniversary.

 

  • At 14 years you’ve proved your love is true commitment, not some promise that things will improve.

 

  • All marriages begin with a love like this. Happy 14 years.

 

  • 14 years of marriage and it only gets better with age! Wow! We’re so lucky to have found each other. We love you to infinity and beyond!

 

  • In the early days of our marriage, our friends would say, “You actually could live without each other.” Sixteen years later: we couldn’t be more convinced that we couldn’t. Happy 14th anniversary.

 

  • I have only one regret on our 14th anniversary. I never answered my call.

 

  • Happy anniversary, my love. We are still on the same page 14 years later. #happy anniversary.

 

  • 14 years hasn’t slowed us down a bit. We must be doing something right!

 

  • Your love is sweeter than a dessert! Happy 14th Anniversary.

 

  • Happy 14th anniversary, babe. You’re still hot enough to melt ice at 14,000 feet. Here’s to the next 14 years!

 

  • 14 years ago, I renewed my vows to the love of my life. And I’ll keep re-renewing my vows every day for as long as she’ll let me.

 

  • Two people with bad credit, living in a rented apartment, eating food out of cans…and our wedding anniversary.

 

  • My wife and I can honestly say we’ve never had a single disagreement. We both know we’re in good hands. Happy anniversary!

 

  • 14 years is a long time, we’ve taken some crazy turns and had plenty of laughs. Happy anniversary to my favorite button-down shirt #anniversary #14years

 

  • Happy 14th Anniversary to the man who taught me to read. Happy 14th!

 

  • As you read these funny 14th wedding anniversary quotes, ask yourself this question: Do you agree? Happy 14th Anniversary.

 

  • Happy 14th wedding anniversary 💍. May we never disagree on how spicy a dish should be.

 

  • Hey honey, this year marks my 14th wedding anniversary. No complaints. (Who am I kidding? Of course, there are complaints!) Happy anniversary!

 

  • Dear Wife, will you let me by? I need to go get myself a beer. 14 happy years look at us now—you’re the only one who really knows me, #happy anniversary.

 

  • 14 years of marriage, here’s to sucking the marrow out of life.

 

  • 14 years, 14 million fights, but millions of laughs. Love you, babe.

 

  • You know you’re married for 14 years when you hit the point where even the simplest problems take time to explain.

 

Funny 14th Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Husband

  • When husband and wife celebrate the 14th wedding anniversary, they can say that their love for each other lasts forever.

 

  • Today (our 14th anniversary) is officially the day of the best decision ever made. I am blessed to get married to you! Happy Anniversary, my dear husband!

 

  • So far, so good. -The 14th anniversary is the shortest anniversary. Your marriage may look a bit longer than that.

 

  • There’s nothing I can say that would be as beautiful as that ring on your finger. Happy 14th Anniversary.

 

  • Your presence in my life brings me happiness in every way, in every season. Here’s to 14 years of sharing sweet moments together. 💗

 

  • To have and to hold. From this day forward, for better or worse, ’til death do us part, you are my favorite person.

 

  • 14 years of marriage is a wonderful thing, #wedding anniversary to us.

 

  • 14 years later and we’re still just as crazy in love as we were that day. Happy anniversary!

 

  • Making it to the 14th anniversary is one of those rare things a couple can celebrate. Will you make it to another year? Let’s hope so!

 

  • 14 years of marriage and we’re still going strong.

 

  • 14 years ago, you were so frustrated when I showed up late to our second date. But hey, 14 years later, I’m still the one waiting in the car for you. Happy anniversary ❤️

 

  • 14 years ago, you broke into my heart. Thanks for coming back for it after getting lost.

 

  • I vowed to always be true, honest, faithful & spicy. 14 years of making good on that promise!

 

  • We’ve made it 14 years together. Here’s to another 14, babe. #HappyAnniversary

 

  • To celebrate the 14th year of our marriage, I have made a resolution to be nice to you for the rest of our lives.

 

  • The mattress may be getting a little lumpy, but our love always stays on top. Happy anniversary! #14years

 

  • Your relationship this past year has been like a pair of boomerangs: they keep flying back to each other. Happy Anniversary!

 

  • After 14 years, it’s time to let the kids head off to college and celebrate with a vacation! Where shall we go?

 

 

  • My best friend, my lover, my partner in crime, my everything until the end of forever.

 

  • Laughter is the best medicine. Happy anniversary to my wifey, the funniest woman I know.

 

  • Happy Anniversary, Bestie! Let’s make the most of every day and never stop laughing and loving and dreaming and exploring life side by side. Love You.

 

  • My adventure begins in a few short months when you stop expecting me to surprise you on our anniversary.

 

  • You were always there to answer my complicated questions about rodents and lizards. I love you. Happy anniversary, honey bunny.

 

  • 14 years ago when I married you my life became so much more awesome. Happy anniversary and I love you even though I’m not speaking to you right now because you’ve been really annoying.

 

  • I realize this may sound crazy but every time I look at my husband I still see the handsome stranger I married fourteen years ago.

 

  • Sometimes life gives you lemons, but you can still make amazing lemonade. Happy 14th anniversary, babe!

 

  • Although my love for you has an expiry date, it just got stronger. Happy 14 years

 

  • Your affection makes my heart skip a beat. I love you so much baby #weeding anniversary. ❤

 

  • Who knew so many years ago when you asked me to be your wife I’d get this lucky 🎉

 

  • Thanks for believing in me when I didn’t believe in myself. I love you today, tomorrow, and fourteen years from now.

 

  • You spent the first 12 years of our relationship making me laugh. I wonder what you’ll do for the next 14 years to come.

 

  • Today is our 14th wedding anniversary! I look forward to every single day of the rest of our lives together. 💍😘💕

 

  • Always remember, the key to a successful marriage is to keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half-closed afterward.

 

  • 14 years and my eyes still pop out of my head whenever I see you. It’s proof that love at first sight exists.

 

  • 14 years and we’re still pitter-pattering like newlyweds. Celebrate like it’s your dating anniversary!

 

  • My 14-year anniversary is nearing, but I’m not getting nervous at all because I know the future will still be as bright as a shiny diamond 💍 #HappilyEverAfter

 

  • Fourteen years ago, you were stuck with me for better or worse. So far, married life has been alright.

 

  • It never fails to amaze me that after this many years, you still feel like my very first date.

 

  • 14 years we’ve weathered together; I’ll weather you for a thousand more.

 

  • If you’re reading this, it’s either our anniversary or the end of the world. Either way, this is awkward.

 

  • With your support and encouragement, we’ve counted our blessings and celebrated every year.

 

  • It’s the 14th wedding anniversary today. Happy Anniversary to my favorite person I’ve ever met!

 

  • Husband: Next year’s gonna be the 14th anniversary of our marriage, Wife Yup… Husband: I’ve got a special plan for the day.

 

  • There’s no place we would rather be than snuggled up at home together on this 14th anniversary. Have a Happy Anniversary, Sweetheart!

 

  • That’s right, 14 years. Are you impressed with our anniversary humor? 😜🎂

 

  • Today is our 🎂🎈14th wedding anniversary. We’ve built many memories together, and I’m so grateful to be here with you through it all.

 

  • It’s possible that I’ve been the one who tried to pressure you into marriage, but since you’re the one who said “Yes,” this is all your fault. Haha, just kidding. Happy wedding anniversary.

 

  • Happy 14th anniversary to my other half… Half of infinity is still infinity, so I’ve got you covered, happy anniversary.

 

  • A good marriage is when two people have forgiven each other for being human.

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