88+ Funny 18th Birthday Quotes

Funny 18th Birthday Quotes are very essential if you are planning to celebrate someone’s birthday. Being 18 is a time of transition, emotions, doubts, and hopes. That’s why it’s such a special occasion and you should rank it among the top birthdays of your life! It seems like such an important step in your life and it really is.

After all, 18 years old often means the moment at which you reach adulthood. Each decade is known for its special traits which make it different from other years. People celebrate their birthdays to mark the achievements they have made during the past 10 years. It is meant to be a joyous event but can also turn out to be a big disappointment if you do not spend quality time with your friends and family members.

Below are some funny 18th birthday quotes which you can use as an example or inspiration to write one of your own.

 

Funny 18th Birthday Quotes

  • Your 18th birthday calls for celebration. Happy Birthday!

 

  • When you find the one person who changes everything, you want the world to know. Happy birthday, dear.

 

  • Wishing you a happy birthday and many more!

 

  • Happy birthday here’s to all of the many opportunities that await you in this life! You’ve got this!

 

  • You’re old enough to know better. You’re young enough not to!! Have your best year yet, happy birthday 🎂

 

  • To all those friends that have made it to this milestone in life. Hope you have a wonderful day and a Blessed year ahead.

 

  • Special day, so many memories, 18 👨🏻‍🍳

 

  • I’m turning 18 and as far as I’m concerned it’s national wine o clock.

 

  • Wishing you a year filled with more of what you need and less of what you don’t. 🎂🎉

 

  • We’ve reached the ripe old age of… 😎 Too many other funny 18th birthday quotes? Search our database for more!

 

  • Turning 18 doesn’t make you an adult! you are still legally minors. happy birthday

 

  • If you can make a 20-year-old smile on his birthday, you can make anyone smile on their birthday.

 

  • “Every birthday brings one closer to death.” Well, it’s sure to be a great year! Happy Birthday.

 

  • I just figured out I’m turning 18. I have a hard time believing in the idea of being an adult.

 

  • I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic. birthday girl

 

  • Wish someone special a happy 18th birthday with these funny 18th birthday quotes.

 

  • A charming 18th birthday for the darling young lady. May your day be filled with laughter and joy 🎂

 

  • Your 18th birthday calls for a celebration. The big 1-8. So raise your voice and shout a happy 18th birthday

 

  • Your 18th birthday is a celebration of your new freedom.

 

  • Happy birthday to the funniest, most outrageous, most entertaining person I know.

 

  • When you’re a teenager, your birthday becomes more than just a day on the calendar. It’s a major milestone that’s supposed to be the biggest deal ever.

 

  • These 18th birthday quotes are perfect for making someone feel special.

 

  • It’s your birthday! Have fun, make mistakes, definitely stay out too late, go too far, laugh until your face hurts, cry even harder when you see your mistakes. Fail at something, start over, fail again.

 

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You’re old enough to ask a girl out for coffee but young enough to get carded while you’re at it. 😎🍰

 

  • From dreaded senioritis to rebellious freshman syndrome, your 18-year journey has been a doozy! As you prepare to cross into adulthood, we wish you a happy birthday and the best year yet to come.

 

  • I’m so glad you turned 18… you now have the rest of your life to never follow my advice.

 

  • “I’m 18 years old now, I’m not a child anymore mom, because I am about to leave college.

 

  • A time of reflection and celebration of the 18th year on earth, happy birthday dear.

 

  • I don’t need a big party for my birthday… Just a big cake with candles. 😜🎂

 

  • This is Channing Tatum and I got a full-time job at the Gap. Now, pay for my dinner or you’re not invited to my birthday this weekend.

 

  • May all your birthdays be happy, healthy, and awesome.

 

  • What a rollercoaster! Thanks, everyone for tagging me in your 18th birthday pics. I swear every day with you has been an adventure. Happy Birthday, dear. 😎

 

  • “I don’t know what I was worried about. 18 is going great so far. #Happy18th birthday to you.

 

  • Happy 18th Birthday to my favorite. You’re graduating high school and graduating college all at the same time #bestbirthdayever

 

  • Hope your four-wheeling days don’t end just because you turn 18. Happy Birthday!

 

  • 18 years seems like yesterday when you’ve always looked this good. Happy Birthday.

 

  • Cheers to turning 18! Too bad I’ll have to go back to school 🍾🍻

 

  • There comes a point in life when you can’t party anymore. Sorry I didn’t make it to your birthday. never the less happy birthday.

 

  • 18 is the perfect age to marry. You’re older than you’ve ever been, but still too young not to know better. -Meredith Grey, happy birthday.

 

Happy 18th Birthday Funny Quotes

  • Your 18th birthday is all about you. You came into the world on your own terms, and you should leave it the same way. Happy 18th birthday.

 

  • Happy 18th birthday! Wishing you an amazing year filled with never-ending laughter and the ability to see the funny side of life 😃

 

  • Happy 18th birthday in heaven Dylan. We’re in a better place with you 💛

 

  • May all your 18th birthdays be equally as awesome as your first! 🎂 #happybirthday

 

  • Wish you the happiest of birthdays! Enjoy your day with loved ones, family, and friends.

 

  • This is your day. We can’t tell you how to spend it, but we can give you plenty of reasons to celebrate happy birthday.

 

  • Happy 18 birthday I wish you a lifetime of happiness and a ton of good moments. I hope your birthday will be one more of them.

 

  • Happy birthday to the boy, who grew up before my very eyes, and now has done growing, enjoy your day dear.

 

  • Hope your birthday is filled with laughter, clumsiness, and memorable stories.

 

  • There’s a reason why your parents call you a “young man,” but not a “middle-aged boy.” On this day, may your day be filled with love and happiness. let’s celebrate how awesome you are!

 

  • When I turned 18, I thought it would be 18 more years before I turned 21.

 

  • You’ve had a great 18 years, but rest assured, you still have about 30 more to go.

 

  • It’s your birthday and we hear you like to party #throwbackthursday

 

18th Birthday Quotes Funny to Me

  • To laugh is to live, if you live your life with no laughter, you’re missing out! Happy 18th Birthday.

 

  • I’m glad you were born. I hope the rest of your life is just as awesome. Happy 18th birthday!

 

  • Making plans to go out Thursday night, to troll a party for your birthday.😁 #happy18thbirthday

 

  • Can’t wait to see what the future brings. You have always been my biggest inspiration and I hope you continue to find joy in life even on your birthday. Hope you have a great party filled with lots of friends and family.

 

  • May your birthday be as special as you are!

 

  • It’s such a big birthday, so why not celebrate it twice! That’s how birthdays were meant to be.

 

  • It’s not about how old you are, it’s about how young you feel. Happy 18th birthday!

 

  • You’re no longer a boy, you’re not yet a man. You’re in-between and it’s called 18th Birthday!

 

  • Feeling free to be yourself is the best gift I could ask for on my 18th birthday.

 

  • I might be 18 but I’ll always be your little boy, Happy Birthday.

 

  • Can’t wait for this birthday to be over… #18YearsOld, 🎉Woah, I’m 18 now? 😬

 

  • Wishing you all the best on your special day… *clink* to 18 more years!!! 🎂😁

 

  • One day you shall be able to cram all this wisdom you’ve gained in your 18 years into a single sentence😎 happy birthday.

 

  • I know I’m a year older but you look not a day over 13, happy 18th birthday.😀

 

  • Don’t worry! You are not alone on your 18th birthday. You are on this Earth with plenty of people who are older than you.

 

  • Some people only come into your life for a moment, but leave footprints on your heart. Happy 18th Birthday

 

  • Happy 18th birthday. Here’s to many more years of laughter and adventure with your #birthday.

 

  • You came into the world making fun of everyone, so getting old has finally caught up with you 😜 Happy Birthday to the funniest person I know.

 

  • This birthday, I promise to never come up with a fake ID for you.

 

  • Today is my 18th birthday and I’ve decided to become a student of life. Will you be my teacher? ❤️

 

  • 18 is where I became an adult. No more kid stuff!

 

  • I’m legally old enough to enjoy this adult beverage, happy birthday🍺

 

  • Turning 18 is a significant milestone in your life. Here’s to the next year full of new adventures and experiences.

 

  • Wish you a super year ahead on your 18th birthday. Wishing that it brings the best of luck to you and your family for years to come.

 

  • Hey 18 years old, we may not know what the future holds, but we hope it includes that last slice of cake.

 

  • Cheers to you, my darling Kara. I wish you an amazing year on your 18th birthday. Cheers to your health, the happiness of all the best the world has to offer!

 

  • I don’t know why people make such a big deal about turning 18. I mean, it’s not like you get carded anymore.

 

  • Thank you for being my birth buddy. Now, let us go to the club and celebrate 🙂 *Birthday*

 

  • It’s my birthday so you owe me constant attention. But it’s also my birthday so I let you off the hook if you keep me laughing. 🏁

 

  • It’s my birthday and all I want is a big cake with a 1 and 8 on it. Turning 18 is a significant milestone in your life. Here’s to the next year full of new adventures and experiences.

 

  • Wish you a super year ahead on your 18th birthday. Wishing that it brings the best of luck to you and your family for years to come.

 

  • I don’t know why people make such a big deal about turning 18. I mean, it’s not like you get carded anymore.

 

  • Thank you for being my birth buddy. Now, let us go to the club and celebrate 🙂 *Birthday* ✔☝️

 

  • It’s my birthday so you owe me constant attention. But it’s also my birthday so I let you off the hook if you keep me laughing. 🏁

 

  • It’s my birthday and all I want is a big cake with a 1 and 8 on it.

 

  • Today, it’s not only your 18th birthday but you also become an adult! Happy 18th Birthday.

 

  • Wishing you a moon cake-full of joy for your 18th birthday! May the coming year be filled with many more🍰 & memories. Wishing you all the best as you enter adulthood, and remember to stay as sweet as you are.

 

  • I’m so glad I decided not to celebrate my 18th birthday because I don’t think anyone deserves a cake that bad.

 

  • I know you’re ready for this 18th birthday funny quotes. Happy 18th birthday to the world’s best and funniest boy, and many hilarious adventures to come!

 

  • Happy 18th Birthday Thank you for always being a great friend and a wonderful person.

 

  • Hope your 18th birthday is the best day ever.

 

  • Thanks for making today as special as your cute, freckled face. Have a great day & many more to come. 🍭 #HappyBirthday #18thBirthday

 

  • Happy 18th birthday, I wish the world is kind to you, but don’t forget that I will always be there for you

 

  • Happy 18th birthday to the most annoying person I know… But you’re my favorite.

 

  • Some have a bucket list…But for him, it’s a shopping list! #HappyBirthday.

 

  • I’ve got a lot of birthdays left to celebrate—I’m only 18 ☺️

 

  • Best wishes, happy birthday, and many happy returns. Happy 18th birthday!

 

  • Your 18th birthday is just a rite of passage to me. I’ve had plenty of them, you know. At golf courses. And bars. It’s all starting to blend together.

 

  • Don’t text me after 11 no matter what time it is. And on your birthday, I want you to come out and party the way you want to party, and I’ll be there with some presents waiting for you.

 

  • There is no better time than now, so go and do what you’ve always wanted to do!

 

Funny Quotes for 18th Birthday Boy

  • True friends are there for you, even on your 18th birthday.

 

  • The perfect 18th birthday gift- good health & better hair. Happy birthday, dear friend!

 

  • A keeper day, a pun worth a candle, who’s the man turning 18 today! ❤️

 

  • 18 and still pretty much a child. 18 and ready to rule the world. 18 and a legit adult. Here’s to a life full of possibilities! 😎🥂

 

  • Don’t be alarmed. It’s just me, reminding you that you can sleep in…again. Haha!

 

  • So I’ve got this thing. Turns out it’s the actual Happy 18th Birthday present you always wanted. But since it’d be weird to give each other one of ourselves, I’m giving you the next best thing.

 

  • Happy birthday to my favorite 18-year-old! You mean more to me than you’ll ever know. I’m so glad to have you in my family. Love you tons.

 

  • Turning 18 just means I’m 1 step closer to being a grown-up! 😳

 

  • This is the best quote ever!! I can almost touch the moisture in my own beard!

 

  • He says he’s going to play hard to get because I’m the only girl he could imagine spending a Friday night with 🎵🎶

 

  • The greatest gift that you can get from her is showing yourself for who you are, happy birthday.🎈

 

Funny 18th Birthday Quotes for Friends

  • May you find the best direction in each moment. happy birthday

 

  • Be the change you want to see in the world. Happy 18th birthday.

 

  • Check out this sweet 18th birthday cake. Birthday candles included, candles not lit. Never drinking anything but water again, happy birthday

 

  • Your 18th is so huge, so monumental. It is the last time you can legally use your father’s credit card to buy a keg.

 

  • Today you are eighteen 🎂🎂🎂, official adults are now allowed to drive and vote. Congratulations!

 

  • Maybe 21 will be their big break. 18 is the age you get to stop moving out of your four walls and start living in them.

 

  • The older you get, the faster you were at everything. happy birthday.

 

  • Don’t worry, you can still vote when you’re 40, happy birthday

 

  • “The single most important event in life: 18th Birthday.

 

  • you’re turning 18 today, so I’m upgrading your birthday present 👑

 

  • Today you’re eighteen…you’ll be voting for the first time, to drive a car…That’s exciting.

 

  • Get you a friend who looks at you like I look at coffee, happy birthday dear

 

  • Age is just a number, but your friends are forever, happy birthday.

 

  • Throw funny quotes for 18th birthday boy a rager and we’ll be sure to show up.

 

  • Happy 18th birthday to the joy of my life, the nicest, funniest smart person I know. Here’s to many more years of friendship, adventure, and growing old together 😍

 

  • Thank you so much for my amazing 18th birthday party, guys! It was lit and I will remember it forever. What can we do next year? I’m not sure my heart could take that much fun again.

 

  • And then I turned 18 and it’s like my mom thought she was getting an extra 18 years. happy birthday.

 

  • Turns out there is someone who thinks you’re pretty great. Happy Birthday!

 

  • That moment when you realize you’re an adult and your party guests are starting to look like your parents, happy birthday.

 

  • Everyone says you only turn 18 once, but actually, you turn 18 a bunch of times. Happy Birthday!

 

  • Don’t let the feeling of happiness and excitement fade after your 18th birthday. Keep those feelings alive and stay young at heart my dear 📆 #birthday #18

 

  • Happy 18th birthday! We’re so glad you made it out of the womb, just don’t blow out your candles that hard. #HappyBirthday

 

  • I’m so old, I can vote. I’m so young, I have to pay taxes. Happy 18th birthday.🎉

 

  • Who needs a bed when you can sleep on candy? Because it’s your sweetest birthday ever. 🍬🎂

 

 

  • It’s not a mid-life crisis until it happens on your birthday. Congrats on the big 18th

 

  • We’re not sure if we should wish you a happy 18th birthday, or an early happy birthday.

 

  • Your 18th birthday is a celebration of everything that has happened in the year since you were born.

 

  • You might be 18 now but you’ll always be my little baby.

 

  • It’s my 18th, and no one is allowed to talk about how old I am.

 

  • Health, wealth, and wisdom for your birthday, buddy. We’ll be hitting up high school reunions in no time!

 

  • How freaking sweet am I? I’m so sweet I made this candle to celebrate my birthday. happy birthday to me.

 

  • I have a few birthdays coming up, so I’ve been watching a lot of Cake Boss for inspiration.

 

  • Wish u on ur birthday that u get more than what u want. …

 

  • “18 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was 18” by Seth Godin

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