2 Month Old Baby Instagram Captions: Hurray! Your baby is two months old today, here are some beautiful captions for him/her to celebrate this milestone
2 Month Old Baby Instagram Captions
- There’s no crying in baseball, but there can be a lot of crying with 2-month-old babies.
- You might be only two months old, but you’re already a full-time job. 😉👶
- Get ready to say ‘aww, because it’s my two-month birthday today!
- In the blink of an eye, two months have gone by.
- Eight weeks of love and snuggles.
- Two months and counting! 👶
- Try to change my diapers; I dare you. (Incorporating a play on words with “change my mind”)
- You may not walk yet, but you already amaze us every day.
- Do not disturb. Currently napping so I can grow.
- And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
- Two months old and already more fun than dad.
- Parents are so proud that their 2-month old is a pro at pooping and crying.
- My baby is two months old today. The time has flown by, and I’m still unsure what to do with myself.
- Mama, where did two months ago? You’re growing up too fast!
- I’m two months old, and I already have more friends than you.
- I’m two months old today, so that means I’m now twice as awesome as I was yesterday.
- At two months, you’re still mastering the art of sleeping through the night. But don’t worry, your parents aren’t expecting a miracle – yet.
- Two months old, yet wise beyond their years.
- Mom said she would start taking pictures of me with my eyes open. I’m cute but nothing special without my eyes closed.
- *Wonders when we’ve started sharing our plans on social media instead of doing them.
- I’m only two months old, but my swag is already looking good 👶
- Two months and we’re already besties.
- I’m only two months old, but I know Mum’s happiness is me – and Dad’s too.
- Two months old today, but look at me… I’m already driving myself to my photoshoot 💪
- Two months old and already loves long walks on the beach, chardonnay, and tailgating—basically me in college.
- Baby brain has simultaneously given me the memory of an elephant and a goldfish.
- Don’t underestimate me. I may be small, but I’m a wild one!
- Every day with you is a day well spent.
- Did you hear the one about my 2-month-old? Too funny.
- My best friend is a two-month-old baby, and she does not care what I say!
- 3-month-old in dog years.
- I was going strong for two months now! Time flies when you’re this cute!
- Two whole months and still cute as a button.
- Today I learned that my parents have a lot of explaining to do. 🤭
- Who knew something this small could completely change my world?
- At first, I didn’t know what love was. Then you happened!
- There’s a new diva in town!
- I was rolling through life one somersault at a time.
- Don’t mind me. Just trying out my laugh for the first time
- Dear 2-month-old self, you’re the cutest thing alive!
- I’m two months old today! I can roll over, smile, and make my mommy feel incredibly blessed.
- Two months old and already looking for excuses to nap.
- It’s hard to believe this little bundle was only two months ago. Babies grow so fast!
- I’ve made it two months in this big, imperfect world. 💪
- Two months? More like two minutes, amirite?
- Mommy thinks I’m cute. Daddy agrees, but Mommy has her biased ways.
- Baby’s first steps are straight into everyone’s heart—including ours!
- You’ll never be this young again, so enjoy it 😝
- I’m more than just a pretty face (though I am that, too).
- I have no idea what I’m doing, but I love my mom.
- The world has been waiting to see this face for nine months… and it was worth the wait. Happy 2-month birthday, my little one!
- Bringing you a week of #babygoals this week as we celebrate our 2-month-old birthday.
- I’m only two months old, and I already like beer.
- Two months later, the baby is sitting up. #cute
- Two months old and already a real trooper. This kid already survived the first airplane ride.
- I’m the boss of all these things: naps, food, photos…
- If I’ve learned anything in my first two months, it is that I already hate the way people spell my name.
- You can’t keep me from smiling. Sleep? Who needs it?!
- So that’s what people mean when they say “he/she is a blessing.” It looks like we’re going to have to give you back.
- Even though you’re a tiny human, you’re my favorite adventure partner.
- I’m just 2-month old, learning to take my photos.
- Two months old today. Two months are teething today. 😩🙄
- You’re two months old, which is the same as two years old, right?
- Probably a boomerang of your child chewing on socks with the caption “2 months and already stealing my swag.”
- Two months old and already a master of the side-eye 😉
- Welcome to the world, little one. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me…And the most exhausting 😘
- It’s been an absolute whirlwind of a month; I feel like I’ve learned so much!
- Ugh, the two-month-old baby is the worst. I’m not kidding. 😇
- Two months old and already taking bomb photos 💣
- I can’t believe you’re two months old! You grow and change every single day. I love watching you grow!
- I just turned two months old. I’m ready to take on the world!
- I’m two months old! And I’m not even mad you missed my first month.
- I’m two months old now, and I’ve started to roll, but I can’t get up yet. I am my father’s son!
- We’re not two months old today; we’re eight weeks and six days. But who’s counting?
- I’ve been here for two months, but I’ve already got Instagram down.
- “A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.” – Carl Sandburg.
- I want to be as big as my mom and dad when I grow up. Have a height goal in mind, kid. #GrowthSpurts
- Babies are just little bundles of mushy love.
- It feels like the first time you ate solid food.
- To my 2-month old: you were born into a world of chaos, but we promise to do everything in our power to protect your innocence. We love you.
- I’m two months old and already have more followers than you.
- I’m two months old and already a model.
- We’re two months old today, which is the new 20 in baby years, right? #babymilestone
- I’m not two months old yet, but I already have an opinion on everything #fourmonthsold
- I got my wand and my cape; I am two months old!
- Two months old yesterday. My brain is pretty much dead.
- Just a couple of months old? I’m crushing this social media thing.
- Isn’t it nuts that you’ve been out in the world for just two months and already have a better wardrobe than I do? 💜
- I am still trying to figure out if my mouth is a pacifier or food disposal.
- Is that the sound of a diaper?
- Good things come in small packages. #mysmallwonders
- I’m two months old, but I’m already in the Top 10 Most Adorable Babies contest.
- I’m two months old, and I can already see how much my parents love me.
- Two months of being cute, sweet, and gorgeous.
- I’m two months old today, and all I want for my birthday is a nap.
- I was rolling into my two-month birthday.
- World’s youngest Instagram influencer
- Just trying to spice up your feed with a bit of extra cuteness 🌶🤗
- Two months down, two more until you’re a bona fide tequila drinker.
- The day I met you, my life changed. The way you laugh, the way your eyes crinkle when you smile and how gentle you are with me. I fall deeper in love with you every single day.
- I feel so much more comfortable when people want to take photos with me.
- When I grow up, I want to be just like you!
- Today, I learned how to roll over and grab everything in my reach. Why work for what you want when you can just take it?
- I’m two months old today, so that means I’m officially allowed to be this adorable, right?
- We’re officially two months old today! Still so squishy, just a little less sleepy 😴
- Two months old and already have more friends than you 😘
- I was born to be wild! Check out my first 2-month photoshoot. (give a link to the photo album)
- Two months and I’m all ready for Halloween.
- I might be only two months old, but I’ve got twice the love for you ♥
- Two months old already? How does time not crawl at this age?
- I’ve got two months down and that many more to go.
- Has it been two months? I feel like I just learned how to roll over yesterday.
- I’m waiting for the day you are old enough to ask me to stop taking pictures of you.
- Have you ever seen a cuter 2-month-old? I think not (I’m a little biased, though). 😏
- It turns out this is what a 2-month-old car seat looks like… #baby.
- A funny Instagram caption in which you can combine a picture of your napping kid with the caption “I got 99 problems and nap time solves 92% of them.”
- I am 2 months old but still can’t hold my bottle.
- Two months old and already a natural in front of the camera.
- We can’t get over how fast you’ve grown! Since the day you were born, we’ve been telling you the same thing…
- I thought about making a joke about how small I was, but I have a big personality 👶
- “You might be a little tiny human, but you’ve made my world big enough to fit the whole universe.”
- At two months old, my favorite thing is eating and taking naps with mommy/daddy.
- Oh, you’re jealous of my two-month-old?
- Roses are red, violets are blue somethings gotta change, and it’s me. I’m two months old today!
- Today, I turned two months old. I know you weren’t there for my one-month birthday, but that’s okay. You can make it up to me by buying me something with this two percent coupon.
- I have two months in me, but I’m already so tired of 2019.
- I’m not sure what we did before we had this little one. She is our world!
- Sorry, I’m not tall enough to be held accountable for anything I said.
- Today, I learned that when you bounce me up and down with your nose scrunched up like that, it’s adorable.
- They say I get my good looks from my father. Just wait until you meet my mother.
- “I’m two months old today, and I already have more Instagram followers than you.”
- I’m two months old today, and I only have one thing to say: I’m so happy my parents don’t put pictures of me on Instagram before 8 a.m.!
- Two months old? More like two-months adorable!
- My 2-month checkup went well. The nurse said I’m growing and doing everything I should be. She also told my parents to enjoy sleeping while they could. #twomonthsold
- Two months old and already such a hot mama 🔥
- I’m two months old and haven’t gotten a wink of sleep, but I sure hope you enjoy this cute photo!
- Two months of #cuteness 😍
- Cute as a button! Pretty as a puppy! Cute as a bit of a baby with big, blue eyes.
- My first two months have been exciting, eye-opening, and exhausting. Just wait until you see what I do next!
- I see my first month on Instagram as a learning experience, and I’m ready to start using this thing now.
- For the first time in 2 months, we can just sit and enjoy our coffee.
- Two months young, ready to party 🥳
- Wondering what my 2-month birthday hashtag will be #2monthsoldwonders
- You turned two months old today! And I’m so proud of how much YOU’VE grew.
- Somebody is two months old today!
- I’m starting to think my parents made me two months ago…
- When I close my eyes, I see you; I miss you when I open my eyes.
- You may be a two-month-old baby, but you’re already the most handsome man in my life.
- I’m two months old today, and I still don’t know what Snapchat is, but I can hold my bottle.
- I’m already two months old. I’m getting to be such a big girl!
- I’m only two months old, and I already rule the world.
- I’m two months old, and I’ve already made a better decision than you ever will 😒
- I’ll be two months old tomorrow! How time flies when you’re having fun.
- Two months old and ready to take on the world!
- Welcome to the world, baby! How does it feel to be the cutest thing on it?
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- It has been two months since I started my sentence.
- They grow up so fast… unless they’re a 2-month-old, in which case they just grow.
- When I turn two months old, you’re going to start calling me Little Miss Independent.
- Two months old? More like two months amazing!
- You may be two months old, but you’re already my favorite person to hang out with.
- Don’t you love when people say, “I can’t wait to see how you look in 2 months!”?
- Two months old today, but still not old enough for me to leave the house for more than 30 minutes at a time. 😁
- I’m two months old, but I already have a crush on you.
- Turning two months old today and still looking like an older man.
- Two months old, already a fashionista.
- The most magical two months of my life
- I’m just two months old, and I’m already better at social media than my parents.
- Two months ago, you were born. 2 months later, here we are. We’re best friends for life.
- “Oh, you’re eight weeks today? That means I am officially two months old. But who’s counting?”
- When you’re two months and have no idea what’s going on, you have to have your first picture with Santa. 😂😍
- I’m two months old, but I already know life is better when Momma has a “glass half full” kind of day.
- Day 2 month-old today! I’m a big boy now!
- It’s been two months of exhausting cuteness!
- When she outgrows her newborn clothes faster than you can press “post.”
- “Two-month-old, and I’m already the star of my photoshoot.”
- I’m two months old today. I still don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing it anyway.
- I am just two months old and already getting a good head start on my retirement plan.
- Mostly just making sure nobody’s been kidnapped since I last checked. I have a lot of responsibility now.
- It is incredible how much love and laughter they bring into your life and how much closer you become to each other. Wow… just when I thought my heart was whole, it expanded even more.
- You know you look good when your mom says, “Are you sure you’re only two months old?”
- We’re two months old and already getting more adorable.
- Do Not Disturb! I am 2 months old and getting my beauty sleep.
- Two months? More like 2 million ❤️
- Two months down, forever to go 💙
- I’m not a baby anymore; I’m two months old today!
- I’m two months old today, but I’ve been a strong-willed princess my whole life.
- They have been sitting pretty for two months!
- I knew I would love you forever from the day you were born, and you were made for me.
- The only thing I’ve ever tried harder to put together than this caption is my outfit today 💁♀️
- I’m now old enough to puke on my mom’s clothes.
- Already an expert at sleeping through the night!
- The best things in life are tiny, like my hands and toes.
- I’m a 2-month-old baby, so… I think that’s enough for my first selfie.
- Two months old and already the most adorable human I’ve ever seen.
- I’m two months old today, but I’ve been practicing my poses since birth.
- Two months, two months! I can’t believe it’s been two months. Wow. So much has happened. I’ve learned to sit up and crawl and walk. And my first word was ‘No.’ I’m going to be a handful, you guys…
- Two months of eating, sleeping, and this is what I get?
- Feeling super stoked that mom doesn’t have to carry me around everywhere anymore. I’m a big boy now!
- It’s been two months since you said hello 👋☺️
- I’m already two months old—I’m at the age where I need to start having my own Insta! 🎉
- You can’t find perfect girls, but I am 2 months old baby girl.
- Two months old but already a social media influencer.
- Two months already? LOL! We’re still trying to figure out how to do this parenting thing.
- Two months and two teeth later, we’re finally starting to get the hang of this whole parenting thing.
- I just did a tremendous two-month photo shoot. Btw, I’m two months old now. So, if you want to see my awesome pic hit the follow button!
- Two months in, I’m already taking this whole sitting-up thing seriously.
- They say that parenting is one-third joy and two-thirds survival, but I don’t exactly agree. It’s 80 percent survival and 20 percent sheer wonderment at the person this little bundle of joy is growing up to be.
- Your baby is new to this world. So are you! Here’s what to expect during your little one’s first months.
- I’ve been on the planet for a little more than two months, but I’m an old soul.
- Two months old and already so photogenic! ☝️
- I turn two months old today l I’ve always been this adorable.
- I’m two months old, but looking at you, I feel like a seasoned pro.
- I’m only two months old, but I already have a collection of cute onesies.
- You smile at me every morning, and I see it as a gift I can’t live without!
