Cake Captions for Instagram

 

Cake Captions for Instagram: The captions you put on your cakes speak volumes. You have a very short amount of time to make an impression. Your name, a description of the cake, and possibly even the price could all appear in their first glance and you want them to be impressed.

This article will guide you through how to pick captions that grab that customer’s attention and draw them in to what you have for sale.

Cake Captions for Instagram

  • I wish I had the willpower to go to the gym. But then again, a cake is a workout in itself.

 

  • If you want to make the world a better place, eat more cake.

 

  • If you’re reading this it’s too late, the cake is gone.

 

  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

 

  • “There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with cake.” — Stephen King

 

  • You cake me happy!

 

  • Let them eat cake!

 

  • I love big SLICES and I cannot lie…🍰

 

  • Cake by the ocean.

 

  • And they said I couldn’t bake.

 

  • A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.

 

  • A slice of life

 

  • It was the icing on the cake.

 

  • You know you’re getting old when you go to Mcdonald’s, but they don’t ask what size of fries you want anymore…they just give them to you.

 

  • There are two types of people in the world: people who love cake and liars.

 

  • I am on a cake diet, I only eat cake once.

 

  • Life is too short to skip the cake.

 

  • ..because we don’t have time to wait for our brownies to cool.

 

  • Friends don’t let friends skip the cake.

 

  • Don’t look at my cake. I know what I did.

 

  • I want someone to look at me the way a cupcake looks at a strawberry.

 

  • You can’t eat happiness. But you can eat cake.

 

  • I’m not saying I’m the best baker, but I bet I can make you smile.

 

  • Happy Birthday to me! To my other half, please don’t eat my cake and claim that I ate it when I didn’t.

 

  • I just want someone to put their hand on my head and say “you’re not fat, you’re just easy to see.

 

  • It’s not enough to just have the recipe. You must also be the cake

 

  • I don’t want to be so sweet that I get cavities.

 

  • I like cake more than you 😜

 

  • So, you can’t eat cake, but you can use it to decorate your face? I’ll take my chances.

 

  • Cake has all the answers.

 

  • I’ll be the cake you’ll want a slice of.

 

  • I can’t think of anything better than getting to eat cake for dinner.

 

  • Cake is a very important part of any celebration.

 

  • Cake is proof that good things do come from the oven.

 

  • Cake is like the sun: it’s better when you don’t stare at it too much.

 

  • My cake is a lie.

 

  • It’s not a dessert until it’s a cake.

 

  • Bake the world a better place.

 

  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

 

  • A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.

 

  • Eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere

 

  • I am the most spontaneous person when it comes to cake.

 

  • All you need is love. But a little cake doesn’t hurt.

 

  • I don’t do cardio. I just eat cake until my candles blow themselves out.

 

  • If you love cake, then you’ll love me.

 

  • Do not move my cake (I’m serious).

 

  • Cake is a gift from the angels.

 

  • Sweet dreams are made of cake.

 

  • But first, let me have a piece of cake

 

  • Life is short, eat dessert first.

 

  • A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand 👋

 

  • Cake by the Ocean

 

  • Dear cake, I would like to break up. You’re too sweet to me.

 

  • “You can never have too much cake. It’s just not possible!”

 

  • Forget love, I’d rather fall on cake 🍰

 

  • I never met a cake I didn’t like, or want seconds of.

 

  • Today is a good day to eat cake.

 

  • Cake, the answer to all of life’s problems

 

  • Cake is happiness in a slice.

 

  • I’m in need of a cupcake rehab.

 

  • I like my men how I like my cakes, full of buttercream and topped with sprinkles.

 

  • Cake, I choose you.

 

  • Home is where the cake is.

 

  • There are so many flavors you don’t want to miss.

 

  • I’m not saying I’m perfect but …I fold my pizza and I burn my cake.

 

  • I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED!

 

  • Making a kid’s birthday cake is like having your very own episode of Nailed It.

 

  • What did the cake say when he kissed the bride? Best day ever!

 

  • The best way to spread cake is sharing it with a friend

 

  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cake and that is kind of the same thing.

 

  • I’m just here for the cake.

 

  • Cakes on cakes on cakes #sofull

 

  • That moment when the cake is a lie

 

  • Cake is a food group, so eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

 

  • Cake is my favorite part of a balanced diet.

 

  • I never met a cake I didn’t like

 

  • All we are is cake in the wind.

 

  • Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

 

  • For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

 

  • Time to clear out more room in the freezer!

 

  • Cake, you are so beautiful, that everyone eats you up 😍

 

  • Cake is like a best friend, there for you during the good times and bad.

 

  • I see you cake and I’m like: just give me a slice, I won’t tell anyone!

 

  • There’s always time for cake 🎂

 

  • I have mixed drinks about feelings. #cake

 

  • All you need is love and the perfect slice of cake. Celebrating with Afternoon Tea🍞🍰

 

  • Cake is for eating and party, All the day.

 

  • The best way to eat cake is with your hands.

 

  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

 

  • Coffee and cake is my life.

 

  • A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.

 

  • “I think my heart just skipped a beat!”

 

  • If you really want to make a friend, go to someone’s house and eat with him… the people who give you their food give you their heart.

 

  • I’ll stop eating cake when I run out of funny things to write in my Instagram captions.

 

  • “Stressed, blessed, and cake obsessed.”

 

  • The best way to celebrate a big day is with big slices of cake!

 

  • I can’t wait to eat cake, because that would be the fastest way to get me from A to B.

 

  • Cake is always the answer.

 

  • The best part of living is eating cake.

 

  • My diet is cake-free. I’m working on my frosting discipline.

 

  • Without frosting, life would be cake.

 

  • You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

 

  • Just add sprinkles.

 

  • Never settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can’t live without.

 

  • A balanced diet is a piece of cake in each hand.

 

  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

 

  • Life is short. Make cake of it.

 

  • “Love makes the world go round, but cake makes it worthwhile.”

 

  • When words cannot express your feelings, just eat a cake.

 

  • We’re so sweet, we’ll make you smile!

 

  • Cake is nature’s way of making up for Monday.

 

  • I’ll stop eating cake when they make a cake that tastes like pizza.

 

  • May your cake be without icing, and your icing without cake.

 

  • Cake by the ocean

 

  • I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

 

  • I’m not a baker, but I know what’s baking.

 

  • “A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.”

 

  • A balanced diet is a piece of cake on each hand 🍰 ☀

 

  • If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

 

  • I love you a whole latté.

 

  • I’m having a love affair with cake. ⁣⁣

 

  • I’m not addicted to cake. We’re just in a very committed relationship.

 

  • I wish it was my birthday so I could have cake!

 

  • If you don’t like cake, then what do you like?

 

  • There’s always an excuse for cake.

 

  • “Every cake is a slice of happiness.”

 

  • Cake is happiness!

 

  • Instead of a birthday cake this year, I got a birthday cheesecake… just kidding. I got both.

 

  • Cake by the Ocean 🎂

 

  • If I can’t have too many pieces of cake, then please give me too much cake.

 

  • The cake is a lie.

 

  • This is me “I’m done with 2020” cake.

 

  • If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you it’s yours, if not eat the cake.

 

  • Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.

 

  • If I can’t eat it, I’m not interested.

 

  • If it weren’t for cake, my body would think it was always my birthday.

 

  • There’s always room for cake!

 

  • Just give me the cake.

 

  • Cakes are like books. There are new ones you want to read, and old favourites you want to re-read.

 

  • If you don’t like cake, we can’t be friends

 

  • Don’t treat me like a regular cake… I’m a sponge cake.

 

  • Let them eat cake! – Marie Antoinette

 

  • The only thing sweeter than the cake is the icing on it.

 

  • The cake is a lie.

 

  • One slice of cake a day keeps the doctor away.

 

  • They’re gonna eat a lot of cake = so much weight

 

  • I run better on the chocolate cake than I do on coffee, so I just keep eating more and more chocolate cake.

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