Funny 60th Birthday Quotes: Birthday wishes aren’t just for the younger members of the friendship circle, 60th birthday quotes can also be heartfelt. We’ve got a great selection of funny 60th birthday quotes for you to choose from.
Funny 60th Birthday Quotes
- 60 may be the new 40, but it’s hard to outdo a 20-year-old bottle of scotch. Happy 60th Birthday.
- Alright, now that it’s been that time for a while, let’s stop dancing around it and just say it: You’re getting older 🤢 #happy60thbirthday
- We’ve been together for a while. But after 60 years, you deserve some serious recognition. Happy Birthday from your friends at the Gas Company.
- You’re only as old as you feel and that’s awesome! Happy birthday, Dad #60 😎
- Where did the last 60 years go? Whatever you do, don’t blink or else you might miss it! Happy Birthday!
- Your maturity is only matched by your ability to keep me guessing. Happy Birthday!
- Happy 60th birthday! Here’s hoping you stay just the way you are 🍂 #60quotes
- Did you just turn a smidge into a biggie? Happy Big 60th birthday!
- Happy 60th birthday to an amazing woman who’s always been ahead of her time. We love you!
- 60 years. It’s been a fun ride—and that’s just how I choose to see it. Happy birthday!
- May you have many more moments that are free of pain and the fear of it, happy 60th birthday
- 60th birthday is a milestone in any man’s life. Honor that with these fun birthday quotes you can use in your 60th Birthday Greeting Cards🎉
- We may be older, but we’ve got technology on our side. Happy 60th birthday to the man who made this possible. 🎂
- Celebrating the most refined of human emotions, turning 60 years old.
- You’ve got to laugh at yourself. Approaching 60, I resolved to make my year-long sixtieth birthday party an embarrassment-free zone.
- You’re 60 years young and radiating with wisdom. May today be an awesome day for you!
- When I turned 60, it was like getting all the presents I never got at my 30th. And I’m not talking about the hangover.
- While others might surprise you on your birthday, we’ve been busy surprising ourselves all year long. Happy Birthday! #SurpriseParty
- May all of your wishes come true on your special day!
- Did you know that I am turning 60? I’m too young to get that old, aren’t I?
- Wow, 60 years old! Like many of us, the big 6-0 is a mile marker in life. Share these happy birthday quotes to celebrate your friend or relative’s milestone.
- Happy 60th birthday May all your hits be hits, all your passes be passes, and all your cakes be cakes. 😁
- We’re celebrating your 60th birthday because we feel like you’ve been a friend of ours for years. Congratulations and Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday getting older is weird. Laughing at Grandma jokes is even weirder, but this is you and I will always do it!
- 60 years young and I’ve never felt so alive! Keep them coming. Love you.
- Sixty has been the most fantastic age! I am loving it. I feel totally relevant. How many people can say that?
- Oh, the places you’ve been, to celebrate your birthday. happy birthday.👩👦🎂😀
Happy 60th Birthday Funny Quotes
- We can’t think of anyone who deserves it more than you. Happy 60th birthday. 😎
- May your 60th year be as extraordinary as your first.
- Where did the time go? Get this funny birthday card to share your most sincere wishes with the one you love most, happy birthday.
- Sixty years is a long time to be a wrong, happy birthday.
- We’re staying up all night celebrating your birthday. Because it’s only once every 60 years! 😱
- Happy 60th birthday to dad, who used to sing off-key at the top of his lungs whenever he drove past a church.
- Turning 60 is a time to celebrate two incredible things. First—the many years you’ve already accomplished. And second, the many more miles that are still left to conquer before you call it quits.
- 60th birthday is a perfect age whether you’re 5 or 65: You still like cake and no one thinks you’re too old for candles.
- 60 is the new 80, so you best live it up! Happy Birthday to the happiest guy I know!
- The secret to a happy birthday: Don’t keep them waiting, enjoy your day.
- Forget the candles, we’re going to sing “Happy Birthday” anyways. Happy 60th birthday!
- It’s about time you had a birthday! Happy 60th to my favorite relative and friend ⭐️ #happybirthday #60th
- I’m going to jump in a pool of chocolate and grow a beard. What are you going to do on your 60th b-day?
- To celebrate my 60th birthday I decided to get my family together for dinner.
- 60 years old and you’ve never been better. Happy birthday to you my dear friend! Cheers.
- How can I tell you just how proud I am of the man you have become? You have always been my hero, and I’m so happy to have a front-row seat to watch your life unfold #happy 60th birthday dad.
- 60 and fabulous. I’m pretty sure this is as good as it gets.
- When you’re as awesome as my wife, every year is a great year.
- Well, you better get to stepping! We’re gonna party because it’s your birthday.
- Just remember, all generalizations are false, including this one. Happy 60th birthday!
- 60 years may be a lot to take in but just think of it as 60 different birthdays that you’ll always remember. Happy 60th birthday!
- Your 50s are great; your 60s are hilarious. Happy Birthday!
- Maybe we should all pause and reflect on turning 60 in a few years and not be so quick to judge millennials.
- If you ever need a reason to celebrate, here’s 60: the number of years that gives you one more than 59 and not a single less.
- 60 and fabulous and looking forward to fighting dirt and blemishes for another 60 years.
- Of all 60 years I’ve spent, the only one worth celebrating is my next.
- Somewhere in the world, someone is trying to prove that 60 is the new 40. What they don’t realize is that they have to get up a lot earlier, happy 60th birthday.
- We can’t be together on your birthday, but I hope you get the best gift ever—the gift of saying yes to yourself; or no to people who make you feel like you’re not good enough, happy birthday.
- I hope my 60th birthday is as hilarious as my 50th birthday
- Today’s the day. Have an amazing 60th birthday in the best way possible.
- 60 years old was just the beginning. Happy birthday! 😃
- It’s not possible to be as cool as your mom on her 60th birthday—let’s be honest. But never forget that she was once a teenager.
- Sixty is the best age. I’ve never felt so young, energetic & healthy #60
- Let’s blow out this candle together! Time to celebrate your big day at the best age of them all, happy 60th birthday.
- You’ve brought so many good times to our family over the years. We are all grateful, happy birthday!
- “The best way to celebrate 60 is to live like you’re 20. Unless you’re a squirrel, happy birthday.
- Turning 60 is like at least 25 years of saving up all your best wishes! Happy birthday, dear one.
- It is better to be 60 and look good than to be 20 and look like an idiot. #HBD #funny #wisdom
- Cheers to another 60 more years of laughter, friendship, and many more, happy birthday 😜🎂
- We’re celebrating my 60th birthday with a trip to Vegas. I guess it’s nice enough, what with all the free drinks and food, but it’s not home.
- “Make a Wish” is your birthday’s Motto! HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY.
- Even though you’re celebrating another year of freedom, your friends want to remind you that it’s not just another year—it’s your 60th birthday! Happy birthday!
- Today is the day that you are wiser than yesterday, stronger than today, and younger than tomorrow.
- Happy 60th birthday to the world’s greatest inventor, the guy with more chill than anyone you know, and our dad. You are loved beyond words.
- Remember when you were 21, and how awesome that was? Well, you’re 60 now. Enjoy it! Happy Birthday!
- When you are 60 years old, you should have your own ideas. When you are 70, you should do what you want to do and hope it doesn’t disturb someone else.
- If you’re celebrating a birthday this week, I hope you have a fantastic day surrounded by friends and family! 🎈🍰☕
- If you weren’t so cute, I would have made you 60 years ago.
- Mom’s turning 60! Send her a card with these hilarious quotes to take her mind off aging. 😬
- Sixty is the best age. When you are over 50 you start to get handsome.
- 60 years old and you’ve still got a spring in your step. Happy birthday.
- 60th birthday is just an excuse for some good old fashion craziness!!!
- 60 years old and still working on my tan! Joy to the world and happy birthday 🍰🥂😎
- If God had wanted you to touch your toes, He would have put them on your knees. Happy 60th birthday
- May you relish the joys of friendship, family, good health. And have lots of fun along the way! 🙏🎂Happy 60 years birthday!
- It’s your birthday. Celebrate one big year by getting toasted!
Funny Quotes for 60th Birthday Cards
- Happy 60th birthday dude. I hope to find as many hairpieces as you have found over the past 60 years.
- If you are not sure what time it is, just look at your watch. If you are wearing one, you are too old, happy 60th birthday.
- Getting old is mandatory… But growing up is optional #bestofthebestbirthday #happybirthday
- When it comes to getting older, 60 is the magic number. May your 60th birthday be filled with lots of smiles, laughter, and love. Happy Birthday!
- Finding the humor in aging is just as important as staying active, but can be even more challenging. #60istheNew50 #60andFabulous
- Babies and bathwater and all the other good things. Happy 60th birthday.
- 60 years is a long time to have one roof over your head, happy birthday.😂
- My dad said that reaching 60 makes him feel like half of it is behind him, so to celebrate hitting this milestone, he’s having a party the first Saturday following next month’s full moon.
- Sixty doesn’t sound so old when you put it this way – “Still older than most of your friends, happy 60th birthday.
- Are you ready for this? Don’t wait until later. Happy Birthday!
- Two birthdays are better than one. Happy Birthday hope you have a day that’s twice and nice.
- You’ve reached the age where it’s appropriate to celebrate your birthday with a card. Happy 60th birthday
- 60 is always better when you’re having fun. Happy 60th birthday to you!
- I’m going to give myself a 60th birthday present and finally learn how to play the piano.
- A lot of people in their sixties are surprised to hear that they don’t have to act sixty.
- 60 years old…60 more till I’m dead. Might as well make the most of it 😈
- Hey, it’s your special day—and you’re still here. So today is a celebration, not a funeral. Happy Birthday!
- Grandma, you’re a woman of a certain age, but you still got a lot of good years left in you. Happy 60th birthday from your loving family.
- Sixty years young, he’s finally becoming the man he always wanted to be. Happy 60th birthday to the best man ever.
- I’ve reached the age where sending a card to my age is embarrassing, but sending a younger one is too forward to, happy 60th birthday.
- It’s not the years, it’s the miles! Hail to the chief of awesomeness. Happy 60th birthday.
- “And now, it’s time to celebrate turning 60! Yes, I’m 60 years old today. 60 candles on my cake! Happy Birthday to me!”
- 60 and counting, May all your birthday wishes come true! Happy Birthday
- It’s a bit of a stretch… But I fit in at least ten more candles on my 60th birthday cake!
- I’m 60 years old now. 60 sounds so weird! I can understand why my body has been reacting this way lately, though. It just wants to take a nap all the time. This is my new normal now.
- You’re never too old for makeup. Every birthday should be celebrated with cake and unicorns anyway 💄🦄 happy 60th birthday to you.
- life begins at 60, Happy birthday, enjoy your 60th birthday
- It’s your 60th birthday! Be proud. We’re proud. You’ve earned it, happy birthday. 🎂
- May you live the 60 years that are left with passion, courage, and spirit, happy birthday.❤️
- how the time has flown! It’s your 60th birthday…so here’s an airplane for you to travel out to celebrate your birthday.✈️
- Sixty is the best age. If you make it to sixty, you’ve probably lived a good life., happy birthday.
- Sending you a wave of birthday wishes, smiles, and laughter 🌊🎂☺☺
- Oh my gosh, you’re 60. Just make sure to go for a walk once in a while, to keep your blood flowing, happy birthday.
- When you’re in your 60s, not only do you have a lot of birthdays, but a lot of people wish you a happy birthday.
- Isn’t it great that at 60, you have the same insatiable curiosity you had at 10… except with 60 years more stuff to be curious about? I’m so grateful to have made it this far in my journey.
- In my 60+ years, I have seen a lot of things come and go. Most have been forgotten, but those that remain are stable as the Earth’s crust. Here’s to a happy birthday.
- Hey, going gray is a matter of perspective—and attitude. Happy 60th!
- If you still think you’re young, try using the same amount of energy and enthusiasm when you’re 60 years old!
Funny Quotes About 60th Birthday
- You’ve made it this far… you really might as well just pretend it’s your birthday every day! Happy 60th Birthday!!! 👍
- Happy 60th Birthday. It may not be a big deal but it is a great achievement.
- Oh how far we’ve come since the days of the senior prom. Happy 60th birthday.
- The 60th birthday is like an old Chevy. It’s got lots of miles, but keeps on running, happy birthday.
- I’m old enough to remember when “old” meant over 40. Now it means over 60, happy birthday.
- Hope you spend your 60th birthday doing what you’ve always done—being super irritating. Hope it’s the best till the rest!
- Happy birthday, big 6-0! Hope you love it as much as you loved your first 5-0. 😆🍾
- May all your candles be glowing and your socks be mismatched. Happy birthday!
- “What’s the best age to be? Sixty-three, the age I am now, or sixty-four, the age I’ll be in twenty-four hours, happy birthday.
- 60 years old and no reference to a single one of my goals, happy birthday.
- It’s not a milestone year if you weren’t conceived on a golf course. Have a Happy Birthday.
- that’s what I call turning 60! We wish you more birthdays, dad! Happy 60th Birthday!
- I’m drawing a blank—I can’t think of a single person to invite to my 60th birthday.
- Let’s not tell anyone our age. That would ruin the surprise of how awesome we are happy 60th birthday to us. that’s what I call turning 60! We wish you more birthdays, dad! Happy 60th Birthday!
- I’m drawing a blank—I can’t think of a single person to invite to my 60th birthday.
- Let’s not tell anyone our age. That would ruin the surprise of how awesome we are happy 60th birthday to us.
- 60 is the new 30. Of course, it is, because I´m turning sixty next week!
- I know that anyone who is 60 years of age is younger than me.
- 60 is the new 40. Let’s celebrate!
- What a decade it’s been! Happy birthday to my favorite decade. 💃”
- Here’s to 60 more years of celebrating #NationalPiDay.
- At the age of 60, if you’re not holding a martini, you’re not holding your age the right way.
- Your other birthdays were just a primer for this epic milestone.
- The days are long but the years are short #happynewmilady 🍸
- And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
- “Age is a matter of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Each day is a fresh start… a new beginning… a morning in a new town you’ve never been to before. -Anne Morrow Lindbergh
- Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
- To the average woman, getting on a scale is like inviting an ex on social media. #EmbraceYourScars
- Dearest loved one, because of your 60th birthday, we’re sending you a day filled with love and kisses! #60thBirthday
- A time for great reflection and even greater re-reflection. That’s what 60 is all about! Sweet fun-wanted 60th birthday wish🎂🎉
- Kidding aside, I can’t think of anything that compares to celebrating my 60th with the people who are closest to me.
- Let’s have a party, I’ll be 60! It’ll be the Hoedown of HoEdowns.
- Look at me! I’m 60 years old and I can still do a handstand…in heels too!
- 60 is the new 50, and 40 is the new 30. It’s all downhill from here! 😀
- Now that I’m 60, I can tell you…there is no secret to longevity. If there was, I’d have found it!
- Party like it’s your birthday 🎉 @simonreith1967 📷 by @mikeytoombs
- We’re rolling into our sixtieth year with a renewed sense of purpose and we want you to be a part of it. 🚀🍾
- “I could have retired years ago, but I just love being around young people.” —George Burns
- Officially 1/3 of the way through my life. Not bad 😀
- You’re either growing old gracefully, or you’re growing old disgracefully.
- Watching the nice lady at the nail salon trying to figure out how to text.
- Here’s to another whirlwind decade. Now, which way to the beer? 😊
- I’ve had a very exciting 60 years. I just hope that the next 60 will be more relaxing.
- Turning 60 is the beginning of a new chapter in life. It’s exciting to think what you’ll accomplish in your golden years.
- If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you’re 60, maybe it’s time to get outta the house.
- Happy birthday, Grandpa! Wish you all the best on your very special day.
- 60 years old and feel like I’m 21, but my body thinks I’m 81.
- I know age is just a number, but 65 sure looks good on you, Grandpa. 😘
- Time goes by faster the older you get. And that’s why they call it “the golden years”
- How old am I? Depends on how I’m counting.
- Friendship is in the details, in the private jokes in your inside language. Happiness in little moments shared with someone who gets you, happy birthday.
- I’m not getting older…I’m getting better.
