A funny anniversary Facebook status is a great way to make your partner smile. If you have been married for years and did not have that many fun moments, then the best thing to do is to find it on Facebook.
Funny Anniversary Facebook
- Lucky for me I married my best friend. You always make me smile and laugh, you’re adventurous, loyal, and kind. But most importantly you bring out the best in me and I love that you are as crazy as me…..well maybe a little less! Happy Anniversary!
- 40 years of marriage. I have to say I am still amazed at your insatiable lust for life. How you still manage to be such an incredible romantic at the ripe age of 70 makes me feel like a failure by comparison! We started out as friends and built a wonderful friendship and relationship. And now, as life takes its toll on your body, our love for each other deepens more every day. For over half my life I have been by your side through every joy and pain.
- I have decided to celebrate our wedding anniversary by doing the right thing. As a gift to you, I will stop correcting your spelling and punctuation online. Hmmm, wait—you probably won’t notice anyway….
- Ten years is a long time, I know. The first year we were just dating, the second year we were engaged, and the third year we were married! Couldn’t have pulled that off without you!
- Years have passed, the laughs have grown, the smiles have faded, and somewhere along the way, our love has grown. I just wanted to say “thank you for putting your arms around me for the last thirty years and never letting go.”…I love you with all my heart.
- It’s hard to believe we’ve been married ten years. Those years go by so fast! Here’s to fifty more!
- God has blessed us with many amazing years of marriage. You have always been there for me and I love you for that. Thanks for all the memories…and more to come!
- Best year ever! Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Have I told you today, how much I appreciate everything you do for me? Life with you makes every day a joy, my partner in crime, lover, and best friend. I love you to the moon and back and around the galaxy again!
- Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener!
- You are a rare jewel, especially in my life. You are beautiful and amazing, so dear to me. Once I found you there was not letting go. I love you, baby!
- Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad! I can’t believe that was 10 years ago. I’m glad you two waited until both of you could afford it.
- You are my sun on the cloudy days, my wind through the trees, my moon at night. Our love will be more than a memory when we’re old and gray. Many years from now we’ll both say, “We can’t believe it’s been ten years!”
- Honey, our marriage has been full of aggravation, construction, and traffic. It’s taken us across the world and back through good times and bad times. Most couples go their entire lives without finding the love they have for each other. I am the luckiest man in the world to have you as my wife. Happy anniversary.
- It’s our wedding anniversary! We are so in love!!! Twenty-six years and he still makes me laugh and LOVES me. Still! We know each other SO WELL. I love that we can be completely honest with each other. And I just LOVE his wallet.
- Our wedding day was literally the best day of my life. Being able to call you mine and share our lives together filled me with such joy that I knew you were for me. Thanks for all the years of fun and laughter, and hopefully many more!
- When I said ‘I do’, all my dreams came true. I will always remember that day, the day I fell in love with you all over again. My memories of you have gotten better with every passing year, and all the while my love for you has grown stronger as well.
- I still miss the smell of your perfume on my pillowcase after a long day at work. I love you more than anything in this world. You have shown me joy more than anyone else has. I couldn’t ask for a better wife! Let’s spend forever together and have a million adventures.
- Our wedding was like any other wedding, in that no one paid attention to who was getting married.
- Having been married for ___ years has been great! Every day I get to live with the love of my life, laugh at your crazy jokes, and have you by my side in good times and bad. The great times just keep on rolling.
- I love you. You might think that’s a cliche and everyone says it, but I really mean it. I love everything about you, even the annoying things that drive me crazy. It never seems possible, but my love for you just grows every day. I can’t imagine anyone else ever making me feel this way about myself – happy, confident, alive, and loved!
- Amazing how in just 1 week we’ve gone from wife and wife to wife and wife! Marriage sure throws a wrench in the scheme of things, doesn’t it?
- A lot has happened in these years. We’ve had our highs, we’ve had our lows. We’ve laughed and cried together but through it all, you have stood by me, and I want to thank you for that.
- Even though we fight and disagree, remember that I am crazy about you baby. I want to make you feel special each and every day. Let’s promise never to take each other for granted so that our love can be forever.
- When we were dating I used to call you all the time, now that we are married I text you all the time. I think of you constantly, even when I am trying to sleep. You are still my best friend and the love of my life. You are the first person I want to talk to in the morning, and still the last person I want to say a heartfelt goodnight to. Your smile takes my breath away. You have been with me through everything, every tear and
- I love you more and more each day, from your first day to our wedding date. You showed me that perfect love exists. I cherish each moment I have with you and can’t wait to spend eternity with you
- Every day I realize how lucky I am to have such a wonderful wife. You are so thoughtful and caring, the kindest person I know. My love for you will always be stronger than any feelings of hate. We may have our ups and downs but I want you to know that you are stuck with me forever!
- You have made me the happiest on earth today. I have wished for you my entire life and now I have you forever. I cannot wait for the years we will spend together. I love you with all of my heart and soul!
- Honey, I love you. Let’s just get married to save on the divorce.
- Though marriage is a funny institution, I’m happy to be in it with you. Here’s hoping our next ten years of marriage are as happy as the last.
- ME: I’ll love you forever!
- First, we were two, then we were one. Now we are two again and the circle remains unbroken. Let’s get a divorce and make it three.
- We’ve already had 25 years and I still can’t get enough of you! I look forward to our next 25 years and beyond.
- I don’t feel like I can say anything new, so I’ll repeat myself, yet again. I love you so much and you make me the hottest woman I have ever been. You are my soulmate, my partner in crime, and always my biggest support. I love you with every cell of my being. Happy wedding anniversary!
- I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with you, I want to spend the rest of my life WITH YOU. Happy anniversary princess.
- Ten years ago today, I married my best friend. You are so much better than I ever could have dreamed of. Not a day goes by that I don’t thank my lucky stars for bringing you into my life. Thank you so much for all of your support, compassion, and love over the last ten years. I hope we have at least another ten to go!
- The third time’s a charm. The best decision I ever made was marrying you. I can’t think of anyone else I would want to spend my life with. You are my best friend and the love of my life. Every day is better because I get to share it with you!
- I knew from the moment I met you that you would be the one. My best friend, lover, and the man of my dreams. Thank you for being my husband, my partner in crime, and for putting up with me. I love you with all my heart and soul!!
- 10 years! Wow. Completely blew my mind when I realized that was correct. I cannot believe how fast it’s gone by, yet how long we’ve been together. You are the most important person in my life, and I am lucky to call you my wife.
- Marriage has taught me a lot: it’s not just good to be stubborn, but important. It’s also good to be forgiving, understanding, and always get the last word in. Love you lots.
- They say marriage isn’t easy… but it’s so worth it.
- What do I love about you? You can fill in the blank, but here’s a start: your sincerity, sense of humor, family values, and a sheer cliffhanger!
- You make me laugh, think, and occasionally you make me cry. You are the best combination of sharp and sweet I have ever known. I love you more than you can imagine!
- I have learned to like the worst in people, and find the best in myself. I have learned that even though life sometimes seems difficult, there is always something good to make us smile. I have learned to appreciate what I have now and not worry about what might have been. Most of all, I finally figured out how very lucky I am for all that’s happened – The best is yet to come!
- You are my true love, best friend, lover, and soul mate. We’ve been through so much together and I’ll never forget the day I married you. You are the sweetest and most romantic guy ever; I am so lucky to have you. Love you!
- I love you more than I thought possible. I mean you are pretty amazing, but the fact that I am your wife has really brought out my feelings for you. I would like to thank you for being my husband for the past 24 years. We have had a lot of great times and made it through some rocky ones! Thanks for putting up with me all these years we’re still going strong!
- Three years ago today I married my best friend and the love of my life. We’ve been happy, yes – but we’ve also had our fair share of struggles. We’ve built so much together, including the amazing family we’re now raising. (Well, I’m doing the building; he’s is raising.) Someday I’ll stop calling you crazy and realize how boring my life would be without you.
- Weddings and marriage in general—so overrated. I mean, don’t get me wrong-I’m glad that you’ve finally found someone and it makes me happy to see your smiling face. I just wish you would realize that with me you could have had the exact same thing minus the stupid paper and party.
- I’ve always been a sucker for tradition. I’ll be marrying this woman for the 5th time in just a few weeks and honestly, I can’t stop smiling. She is an amazing woman with a heart of gold and the greatest smile I have ever seen!
- 40 years ago my darling wife began a love affair with my bank account. Also, she became pregnant immediately, as a result of that year-long love affair. I’ve been married forty years to the same woman!
- I can’t believe we are here again, in the same old routine of love! I just want to take you right here and now in celebration of this moment together… How about that?
- I love the ring. You can add it to our collection of things we forgot to return when you stopped by Hitler’s house during our honeymoon in Europe. The 2 library cards and the umbrella we took home by mistake and have NO idea where it is. I love you more than Hitler loved Jews – and that’s saying A LOT!
- Only the good die young~ So be good for goodness sake! ~Bonnie Tyler
