Funny Wedding Anniversary Facebook Status: Wedding anniversary status ideas can be tricky, but they don’t have to drive you batty. Whether you are celebrating a milestone, want to make a joke, or just like showing your loved ones how much they mean to you.
If your own wedding anniversary comes up more than once a year, you know how much fun it is to celebrate. Wish your friends and family a happy anniversary with this funny wedding anniversary Facebook status.
Funny Wedding Anniversary Facebook Status
- The best marriage advice I can give is to fall in love with your best friend. Happy Anniversary!
- Check out this cute couple. They are celebrating their anniversary today.
- “Happy Anniversary to my lovely wife, who has put up with me for… (insert the number of years) years, and I am deeply sorry for the pain you have suffered due to my thoughtlessness.”
- On our wedding anniversary, my wife told me she wanted to go on a luxury shopping trip to New York City. I’m still waiting for her to pack.
- “Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”
- Happy anniversary to the couple that proves that love can last forever.
- Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams together
- My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.👍
- Happy Anniversary! Thanks for putting up with me all these years. You’re my favorite person to annoy 😘
- Happy Anniversary to the person who still takes my breath away, even when you’re sitting on the couch eating Cheetos and watching Netflix.
- You don’t marry someone you can live with-you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- I don’t think you can truly love one person until you’ve divorced another.
- You are the sunshine of my life! Thanks for brightening my world with the warmth of your Love. Happy Anniversary sweetheart!
- Years of being together and he still puts up with me! What a guy!! Happy Anniversary, Dear!!
- I’ve been happily married for four years, after three years of unhappily being single.
- I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- We were happy then. Now we are older, but not much wiser. Happy anniversary!
- Still together after all these years. He puts up with me, I put up with him.💑
- You’re my favorite person to go on adventures with. Here’s to many more years of exploring the world together
- “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible”.
- We have been together since our sweatpants became sexy.
- Honey, thanks for these years of laughter!
- I would fall for you again if I was single.
- We have been married for a long time, so here’s the secret of our success… we argue, but then I listen to her
- On our way to the next 10 years.
- Happy wedding anniversary to the couple who taught me that the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms.
- Together is a wonderful place to be. Happy Anniversary!
- Happy anniversary to the only person who can make me smile with just one text.
- Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & the wife shops.
- Happy Anniversary! I just wanted to say thanks for putting up with me for this long. I know that you don’t think anyone else would, but I have no doubt that someone else could.
- How did two people so perfect for each other meet? How much longer must I endure this ridiculous charade? Happy anniversary!
- Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t dress himself and makes too much mess.
- I used to think we would never last, but here we are! Happy anniversary!
- Posting selfies on social media is a lot like sitting in a cafe and writing in your diary. People are looking at you, but they pretend not to notice.
- Today I married my best friend.
- Guess who’s still not tired of each other?
- If I had a flower for every time I thought of you,
- If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me.
- That moment when you realize that your parents are actually human beings and not superheroes.
- Cute and funny wishes to celebrate another year of love, joy, and happiness with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.
- It’s our wedding anniversary, and my husband and I are spending it the way we always do: screaming at each other about who forgot to unload the dishwasher.
- Happy wedding anniversary to us. We have not lost our love for each other, but sometimes lose track of what the other one is doing ☘
- Anniversaries are made to celebrate the love, trust, and understanding between a husband and wife. Happy anniversary
- It’s been five years since we decided to be in a long-term relationship with our bed. Happy Anniversary!
- Celebrating our 31st wedding anniversary. Yes, she is older than me.
- Don’t you just love it when the people who used to annoy you ended up becoming the people you can’t live without. Happy Anniversary!
- Happy Anniversary to my beautiful wife, the mother of our children, and my best friend. I LOVE YOU.
- Marriage is not a noun; it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day.”
- Another year of being in love with each other. Happy anniversary!
- Remember when you said, “I’d leave you for Brad Pitt”? Well, I’ve upgraded.
- A little too much wine, a few songs I didn’t know the words to, and that are how we had our first dance.
- “Wedding Anniversary is the day when two people celebrated their love and promises each other to be in a relationship for a lifetime.
- Happy Wedding anniversary to the couple who proves that love can last for a lifetime.
- Time flies when you’re having fun? Nah, time flies when you’re married. Happy Anniversary!
- Wedding Anniversary – Just a reminder of the time when I gave you something that didn’t belong to me, and somehow it survived.
- It’s our anniversary. I’m so thankful, I married you.
- Happy anniversary to my best friend. Here’s to another year filled with laughter and love!
- Happy anniversary to one of my favorite couples!
- “Honey, I Love You More Than The Distance Between Us, I Would Walk Every Step Just To Be With You.”
- Do you know what people call us? Relationship goals.
- When I say I love you more, I don’t mean I love you more than you love me. I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead of us, I love you more than any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us, I love you more than any obstacle that could try and come between us. I love you the most.
- Can’t believe we’ve actually made it to this day when I see all the fights we had in the past year. Happy anniversary man!
- And baby, if you ever wonder why I’m in such a rush to get home to you on the weekends, it’s because I miss you.
- My wife says I never listen to her….or something like that.
- We are best friends, husband and wife, lovers. We are everything rolled into one package. Happy Anniversary!
- Dear husband…..it’s our 8th wedding anniversary, you may now eat cake.
- Happy Anniversary, my {Honey}. I can’t believe it has been {number} years since you have had to suffer through being married to me.
- Hi honey, I am so happy that we are celebrating our 10th anniversary today. You make me as crazy today as you did back then. Happy Anniversary to us!
- This whole marriage thing seems to be working out. Happy 14th anniversary!
- I feel so lucky to have a husband like you. You’re always there with laughter, kisses and love.
- To my love on our anniversary: thank you for putting up with me all this time! haha
- Thank you for the many great years, and here’s to many more to come. Happy anniversary, my love!
- The best way to prepare for marriage is to learn to love the things your partner loves.
- I am so lucky to have a husband who still thinks I look hot in sweatpants and a messy bun. Happy Anniversary!
- Marriage is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get a little something out of it you can admire.
- Happy anniversary to the last person I want to annoy for the rest of my life 😎
- Marriage may be made in heaven, but so are lightning and thunder.
- My first wedding anniversary and I have to say I make a very lovely bride.
- It’s our anniversary, but I am the one who should be celebrating. Because I have such a wonderful Husband by my side! Happy Anniversary Honey!
- Another year has beaten us to the ground, yet our annoying love for each other keeps picking us both up again and again. Happy Anniversary!
- Happy Anniversary to the couple who has taught me what true love really looks like.
- An anniversary is just another reminder to remind you of how much I love you and how I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Happy Anniversary!
- Happy anniversary to my wife. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in!
- You are the butter to my bread, you are the breath to my life. Happy anniversary!
- Happy anniversary to the couple who taught me that love is patient, love is kind, and sometimes love needs a little wine.
- Happy anniversary to the girl who makes me feel like I’ve won a contest!
- Happy anniversary to the person who puts up with me on a daily basis. Love you, babe!
- Happy anniversary, hubby… and thanks for the trip down memory lane!
- You know what? I hate when people say, behind every successful man there is a woman. It’s not true. Behind every successful prince there is a princess.
- It’s the little things that count, like when you ask what’s wrong and I say “Nothing” even though I have a huge list of everything that is wrong.
- You must be exhausted, I’ve been trying to get the last word in for years.
- This is a message for my friend and his beautiful wife, on their glorious wedding anniversary. I hope you’re still happy together.
- Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking…
- You are the person I never thought I would fall in love with, but now I can’t imagine living without you. Happy anniversary.
- For the next 49 years, I’ll be stuck with you. Happy Anniversary!
- Marriage is a “workshop” …where the husband works & wife shops. 😁😁
- Happy anniversary to a couple who proves that love actually can last.
- And this is why I said “Yes” to you. Happy Anniversary Honey!
- If a husband wants to know what a wife really thinks, he should ask for the password to her email account. 😜
- The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.
- In Case I Forget Later, I Love You.
- And they said it wouldn’t last… They weren’t married to me.
- I love the way you look at me. Your eyes speak the words your mouth can’t say.
