Funny Birthday Quotes for Mom: Nothing is more precious than showing a mom how special she actually is on her special day. You want to make her smile and laugh with excitement as she reads your birthday quote for mom from you. A tear from laughing from one of the funny birthday quotes for mom can make any mom’s birthday sparkle.
Funny Birthday Quotes for Mom
Happy Birthday, Mom! We love you because you dance like a doofus to make us laugh. 😜
Happy Birthday to the best Mom on this planet! Keep shining like the diamond that you are, all my love on this birthday & always 💎💥☀ #happybirthdaymom
A birthday can be just another day, but not for our mothers who always made each one of them feel like the most special, magical moment ever. Happy Birthday, Mommy!
A birthday isn’t just a celebration of who you are—it’s an opportunity to become something even more. Happy birthday, mom.
I’m not so sure mom is acting her age. But if she is, I’m 99 years old! Happy birthday, Mom.
Have a happy birthday, Mom! It’s amazing that you can say “go to your room” to four grown adults and we all three.
Happy birthday to the most amazing mom in the world, I love you so much!
Happy birthday, Mom! Your advice still helps me out to this day, especially when it comes to always pick up after myself.
There’s mom, every day, making little things mean so much. Happy birthday to the biggest sweetheart in town!
Happy birthday to the classiest mom in town – mom. You always look so put-together, and I’ve never seen an outfit you don’t know how to wear. It’s a talent!
Your birthday reminds me that I’m allowed to be my own age, happy birthday mom. 👰👵
If you are planning to give funny happy birthday mom quotes, the planning process should start at least 6 months in advance if you are looking forward to making it an unforgettable surprise for your mother.
No amount of gifts or money can replace all that you have done for me, Happy Birthday Mom. I love you!
I will always be your number 1 fan. Happy Birthday, Mom! 🍰
Happy birthday, Mom I wish you long life and prosperity.
Hey Mom! I’m celebrating you on Facebook because I love you.
Happy birthday to the coolest mom in the galaxy! No one can match your coolness! 👊🎉
Happy Birthday to the most beautiful woman in the world. I can’t believe you’re turning 47.
My mom has taught me there are two types of days… they don’t get out of bed kind, and they get up and do something kind. Happy Birthday!
Thinking of you on your birthday. You’re like wine; You get better with age, I love you, mom.🍷
I celebrate your birthday not because you were born, but because you’ve lived.
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.
If you had to choose between loving me and breathing, you would use your last breath to tell me that you love me happy birthday mom. 🙂
Happy Birthday, Mom! May your candles always be blown out and your cake always be eaten. ❤️🎂
OMG mom, you’re about to be 50! We’re going to go get a little crazy for your birthday.
Happy birthday to my favorite human. You’re so cool mom, how does it feel? #mom
Mom, any special requests for your big day?
I’m getting older, but you’re forever young. I’m growing taller, but you’re forever petite. Birthday hugs and wishes.
I like your highlights, I really do. But there’s at least one more grey hair in your head than when you left this morning! Happy birthday😂
I promise you are only getting more beautiful with age. Happy birthday to my absolute best friend #mom🎂
I’m so old, the candles on my cake blew out, happy birthday mom. 🎂🎈🎁
A little excited that the weekend is finally here. So we’re going to celebrate with… cake 🍰
I’m so glad you are my mom! I love you so much Let me wish you a very special happy birthday. Thanks for the memories… HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!
Happy Birthday to the best mom in the world. Keep doing amazing things every day! 😎
To my mom. The best mom ever! Wish you a very wonderful birthday!”
Wish u a sweet birthday. May God give you the strength to really take charge of your day and to pretend that u are everyone’s mom for a day or two. Happy Birthday.
Now that you are 65 years young, I realize you’ve been 12 years old for the past 55 years. Happy Birthday, Mom 😉🎈😊😉
Time for margaritas and a jacuzzi, ’cause it’s my birthday! Happy Birthday, Mom!
Happy birthday to the best mom in the world! Here’s to another year of pampering, spoiling & shouting at you to stop watching so much Netflix 😁
Hey mom, don’t worry. I’m not changing who I am to make people like me, happy birthday.🎂😁
A mother’s reach can touch the highest star, and she’ll still find her child at the bottom of her heart.
You’re my Soulmate, My Love, My Life, love you, mom.
Funny Happy Birthday Mom Quotes
Happy Birthday, MOM! You raised me, you sheltered me, you fought for me, and you taught me right from wrong. I know you’ve been there for me from the start to finish, I love you, mom.
As you celebrate another year of being our mom, we would like to thank you for always being there for us through thick and thin. We love you! Happy birthday, Mom 😀👱🏻♀️
I hope the world celebrates you the way I do. Happy birthday, Mom. I love you! 😘
To my beautiful mom, happy birthday. You are one of the most inspiring women I’ve ever known. I wish you all the happiness in the world! 💖
Happy birthday to my mom – you’re the best and I love you – Happy birthday!
Oh, the moms out there who’ve already said make me a sandwich. Happy Birthday to my super-supportive mom.
Your house is where I spent the first 9 months of my life so I’m gonna need you to clean it… it’s my yellow lab birthday & I’m housebroken already! 😂
Always laugh…remember to smile as you go through life. It’s a long way, happy birthday mom.
Happy birthday to the best mom in the whole world.
You’re the funniest person I know—and you have the best punchlines.
Happy Birthday to a mom who always kept us laughing. 🍭
Dear Mom, happy birthday to the greatest mom in the world. Here’s hoping that someone captures your essence in a locket this year…
I could just cry happy tears looking at how beautiful your birthday cake turned out. We did it, mom. Happy Birthday to the most amazing mom ever! All our love on your special day.
Today would be a perfect day to tell mom that she’s your favorite person because it’s her birthday 😬
Happy birthday to the woman who gave me life and everything that comes with it. I love you mom, I’d like to thank you for everything you’ve done.
Happy birthday to my mom, Jana. She is one of the kindest people I know.
Hey mom, you’re as beautiful as ever. May today be filled with so much joy, laughter, and love! 🙂
Happy birthday to Mom. I can’t believe you haven’t aged a day since the 50s.
I love you, mom. You are my best friend, the person I tell everything to, the one person that will judge me less than everyone else ever will.
Today’s the day you become forever young! I’m so grateful to have you as my mom, my sister, my role model, and my friend. You’ve touched so many lives with your beautiful heart and light-filled spirit.
If anyone wonders how your mom became such a great role model, we’ll just show them this photo and they’ll understand.
It’s your birthday. You better be smiling and it better not be a fake, happy birthday to mom.
Happy Birthday, Mom, you are my inspiration.
A birthday cake is a great way to celebrate someone, but nothing can top the best present of all. Happy Birthday, Mom!
A mother’s love is like a circle; it has no beginning and it has no end. Happy Birthday, Mom!
Good morning to the best mother in the world. You are our earth; you teach us to love, not to hate; to appreciate, not to waste. Happy birthday, mom.
Happy birthday, Mother. All your maple syrup wishes have finally come true.
Cheers to another year of it being totally legal to call you Mom!
May you never forget how much you’ve always meant to me. Thank you for every single moment in my life, I love you more than words can say ❤️
I want the whole day to be your birthday so I can sing you happy birthday as many times as I want 😛
The number of candles on your cake is directly proportional to the amount of guilt you’ll feel about not taking her on one last vacation, happy birthday mom.🎂
Moms are the most precious people in this world. They give up their life to take care of us 💗 Happy birthday mom ❤️
Thinking of you on your birthday wishes for mom… Just wanted to remind you that I’m planning to move out soon! Haha just kidding, love you, mommy!
Happy birthday to my sweet mom, who makes me feel like a kid every single day🥳😘
If you see your mother, say Happy Birthday to her for me. OK? I love you so very much.
Wishing our mom the happiest of birthdays! 💕
Your mom is a fine-tuned machine that keeps your family running. Love you, Mom! 💚🎈
May all your days be filled with joy and laughter and may this year bring you the happiest birthday yet! 😘🎉
If I had a dollar for every song you sang to me, honey, I’d own Goldman Sachs. Happy birthday, Mom!”
May all your birthday wishes come true, love you mom.
Sweet mother of pearl, you’re getting old. Happy birthday. 🎂
I can’t wait to see you break a hip so I can have an excuse to visit you everyday mom, happy birthday sweet mom.
Hilarious Happy Birthday Quote for Mom
Happy Birthday to the hardest working mom in the world. Here’s to another year of making us your number one priority!
There’s no such thing as a “perfect mom.” But there is such a thing as a perfect child, and that’s you. Happy Birthday, Mom!
Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me how to be a Mom. Here’s to many more memories! 😘💕
…I may not have changed the world, but I can sure make a difference in the life of a child. Happy birthday, Mom
Happy Birthday and many more. I love and cherish you so much, mom. happy birthday.
I want to celebrate my mom’s birthday by trying to climb Mount Everest, but I fear it may be too close to her height.
Remember when you loved my bad sense of humor? That was fun. Happy Birthday!
When I was little, I thought my mom could read my thoughts, happy birthday.
Happy birthday to the best mom in the world, you’re one of a kind and I love you to the moon and back!
Birthday wishes for a mother who knows how to make any day special and who always inspires the best in you.
Happy birthday to this mama bear who’s the best friend a girl could ask for. #throwbackthursday #birthdaymom.
Happy birthday to the only person who deserves a room full of balloons, happy birthday mom 🎈🎉🎊
Happy birthday to you and many happy returns of the day, love you, mom.
If only there were a way to tell you how much you mean to me, but now I can’t find those words. Best birthday ever. happy birthday to the best woman in the world.
Your birthday is a great excuse to drink all the champagne – it’s nutritionally equivalent to a serving of fruit, happy birthday mom.
I carry your heart with me, I carry it in my heart I am never without it anywhere I go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling mom
Happy birthday to the best and most beautiful mom I could wish for. You’re an angel! ☀ 😍
Today’s the day to tell you ‘thank you for investing your life in mine. I love you so much, happy birthday Mom! #momday
Happy birthday, Mom. I love you more than all the wine corks I’ve saved in my life! 😘
Nothing makes a mom happier than hearing her early morning prayers answered: “God bless my mommy and make her hair look nice today.” #HappyBirthdayMom
Happy birthday to the coolest mom on the planet. May you stay as cool as your last name.
Good moms are life’s givers. You can be assured that you are loved and cherished by all of us. Wishing you the happiest, most fabulous birthday ever, happy birthday mom.
So, your birthday happened. And I hope you enjoy the day. There is one thing you should know; I love you more than words can say, mom. 🎂
Mom always knew when I’d be playing four square in the front yard when I was in trouble at school. She could see me from her window. happy birthday world best mom.
Wishing the best mom in all of space and time a Happy Birthday! I’m so thankful for your endless love, wisdom, and witty sense of humor. You make every day an adventure. I wish you many more years to come.
Hey mom, thanks for always finding me and returning my phone. I love you.
Is the day before your birthday like Christmas Eve? We want to make sure to wish you Happy Birthday in the best way possible. Have a great one mom!❤️🎂
I’m the only mom I know who has birthdays circled on her calendar. Go figure. Happy birthday, Mom! 🎂😊🎈
Like a fine wine, you’re collecting a bouquet of wisdom as you grow older. Happy birthday, Mom!
May you and all the moms out there have a day so fun and full of sparkle and love… you’ll shower in it, happy birthday mom. 😘💕
Happy Birthday to the best Unsolicited Advice-giver in the world! I hope your life gets a whole lot stranger.
I’m not sure how you managed to trick the world into thinking you are the perfect woman, but I just want to thank you for all you have done for me
May your 4th decade be as youthful and vibrant as you are. happy birthday mom
How cool is it that we were born on the same day? Except I’m like 20 years older than you.
What would I do without you? That should be your new name: What would I do without you, happy birthday mom.
Happy birthday, mom -hope your day is filled with sunshine and love. #HappyBirthdayMom
Happy birthday to the best mom in the world! Happy Birthday Mom
Happy Birthday, Mom! Loving you is the best thing I will always do. Happy Birthday, Mom.
Happy Birthday, Mom, I love you to the moon and back!
Happy Birthday to my favorite person in the universe – you’re an amazing role model and continue to inspire me daily. I love you, Mom! ❤️
One day I’ll look back at the night I became a mom and smile for all it has given me. Happy birthday, Mom!
Happy birthday to a woman who taught me to always believe in myself, be kind to other people, and protect my integrity.
Thank you for showing me how to be a real fighter. May you have the most perfect day, enjoy your day mom
You were my first friend, first love, and first, true love, happy birthday mom
Thank you for sharing your beautiful heart, your fierce spirit, and your unlimited love with me. I am blessed to be your daughter. Happy birthday, mom.
Happiest of Birthdays to you 🎂 … We all gather around to celebrate your birthday, go out to eat at your favorite restaurant, take pictures, play games and just enjoy the company of the person who gave us life.
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! We hope you have the best day.
Thanks for the support and all your love and guidance throughout my life! I couldn’t have done it without you 💗
On your special day, may all of your wishes come true. And if they don’t, that’s ok too because you already have everything I could ever wish for.
Happy birthday, Mom, there is no one I’d rather get old with.❤
You’ve been a guiding light in my life — thank you for being an amazing mother and #bestfriend. Happy Birthday, Mom!
Happy birthday, Mom! You’ve always been a gem in my life.
Happy birthday, Mom, you’re the most beautiful version of wonderful. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happy birthday to the most beautiful mother in the world ❤️
Happy birthday to the coolest mom around! May you always be happy and healthy. 💗
To our mom, the heart of our home…our beacon of hope. We thank you for your endless love and devotion. Happy Birthday to Us!
We’ll always be your little girl; you’ll always be our beautiful mom. Happy birthday, mom.
Here’s to a year full of memories and an even bigger year full of love. That’s what your birthday means to me.
Wishing you all the love in the world for this special day.
May you enjoy many more birthdays to come!
Happy Birthday, Mom! I hope you get everything you want. Including a quiet house, a full fridge, and the doggie of your dreams.”
Through the years, your love and support have made all the difference, happy birthday mom.
Happy birthday to the best mom in the world! I hope you have a great day.
Happy Birthday Mom 🎂 You mean the world to me and I’m forever grateful for you!
I’m so glad I have you as my mom! I wouldn’t be this amazing without you. Happy Birthday, Mom ♥️
Happy Birthday to my favorite mom ever! I hope your day feels as wonderful as you are.
Happy Birthday to my beautiful Mom. You are an amazing lady and I look up to you in every single way! I love you so much and don’t know where I’d be without you ❤
Happy birthday to the kindest, most supportive, and dedicated woman I know: my mom. You’re so much fun and so generous with your time and love. I’m lucky to be your kid. 😘❤️
Happy birthday to my lovely mom, who’s given me so many awesome tips for making awesome Instagram captions. 😝
Happy birthday to our favorite cooking teacher, baker, the woman who makes us laugh every day. Have the best one yet, mom!
Today’s the day to celebrate all the beautiful moments you’ve shared with your mother—and toast to lots more
Happy birthday to the woman who embodies my notion of what it means to be an awesome person.