Funny Facebook Relationship Status: Relationship status’ on Facebook can be funny, romantic and downright heartbreaking at times. Here are some of the best ones out there.
Funny Facebook Relationship Status
- We’re in a relationship. You’re not just my boyfriend/girlfriend, you are also my best friend
- “Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.”
- I just want a boyfriend who will hold my hand in public and call me his girlfriend without even caring what other people think.
- Single by choice. Just put in my two weeks notice with Cupid, Inc. @Cupid
- It’s me…whenever I think someone is flirting with me
- I thought my relationship was in trouble this morning because my girlfriend asked if we could talk. Turns out she just wanted to tell me that she’s finally discovered the world of podcasts, and now thinks the rest of my hobbies are stupid.
- We have the best time together, even when we’re not doing anything.
- I admit that I have a tendency to be a little over-dramatic, but if someone is going to try and break up with me, I’m at least making it memorable.
- You know I love you more than ice cream, but don’t try to eat me.
- It’s complicated…
- It’s complicated
- In a relationship with autumn.
- I have always been told my expectations are too high, until someone fulfills them.
- my relationship status is that I love my bed
- Relationship Status: Good at being a dog mom.
- I’m single in real life, but I’m taken on Netflix.
- When you introduce your friends to your date and they start dating!
- Relationship status: in a relationship with this font.
- I’m in a relationship
- I’m in a relationship, with my bed and Netflix.
- In a relationship with coffee
- I lost my teddy bear so I am looking for him. He is cute, soft, brown and if you squeeze his hand he kisses you. If you know where i can find him comment below.
- I’m single because I was born that way.
- Single because…
- It’s complicated
- May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
- 👨❤️💋👨 Relationship Status: Complicated by my wife
- Chris is too busy updating his relationship status to respond to your text.
- 💡New Relationship Status: In a relationship with my pillow.
- My relationship status is so much better than yours.
- My girlfriend told me to choose between her and my friends. I chose my friends, she didn’t talk to me for 3 days. I didn’t know women counted too.
- Are we breaking up, or are you just going to keep liking all of my exes’ Instagram photos?
- This relationship has a lot of potential.
- I’m single. And I’d probably stay that way if they didn’t keep making new flavors of Oreos.
- He’s the peanut butter to my jelly, the macaroni to my cheese, the chips to my dip, the fries to my shake, and the Oreos to my…well, you get it.
- I want to be the reason you look up at the moon and smile. (Wear a helmet.)
- We go together like cheese and wine.
- ~status: in a relationship with memes and pizza~
- Enjoying my relationship status of single AF.
- My name is X and I am a serial online dater. I always say the right things, post the right pics and never ever ghost. I don’t know what my problem is because if you were to ask anyone in my life, they would say that I have everything going for me (besides my hairline). Please help me figure out where I’m going wrong.
- Dear mom, I still have no idea what a “relationship status” is.
- My boyfriend and I always have the best time together… And then we decide to hang out with other people and realize we are boring.
- Recently broken up with someone, please send them my way. I have the perfect meme for them.
- This relationship status is complicated. Please ask for help.
- So who was I kidding? You were the only woman on Tinder.
- It’s complicated, but fun.
- I’ve had a really tough week, but I made it. Time for some wine.
- The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.
- In a relationship with … Facebook
- You know you’re in a relationship when you see each other through the screen 😂
- Joe Skipper is single. Like me, he’s got his own place and an awesome dog — but he’s not me. I am single.
- It’s complicated. … I’m single by choice. … Taken. … In a long-distance relationship.
- In a relationship with pizza
- She said yes. Yes to a lifetime of adventures, late nights in and early morning coffees, supporting dreams and hugs before bed. Yes to falling more in love with her every single day.
- It’s you. I thought about you all day today, and I fell asleep with you on my mind last night.
- Oh, life is good right now.
- Dear sleep, I’m sorry I hated you so much when I was younger.
- The trick is to use the right amount of sarcasm when the other person is not entirely sure whether you are joking or serious.
- The only man I’m chasing this year is Leonidas. Happy Valentine’s Day!
- We’re happy, but not in the way you expect.
- Only I can change my life, no one can do it for me.
- New relationship status: Taken by Pizza.
- This is a relationship status.
- In a relationship with my couch and Netflix
- It’s not you. It’s me. And my parents. And my ex-girlfriend.
- Tagged as #SingleButNotAvailable because I still don’t know how to use my Tinder account.
- *tries every method to get your attention*
- It’s an old fashioned face-off.
- Looking for someone who really appreciates a good relationship status on Facebook.
- single, in a relationship and married are just titles. your heart determines your real relationship status
- Relationship status:
- All my friends are in relationships so this is me, a potato, wishing you a good night.
- We’re so happy together, we wish you’d all just 👀
- I’m not good at relationships…
- In a relationship with this cake
- in a relationship with an iPhone and Macbook. Somewhat complicated
- Single and ready to mingle.
- Being single is cool because you can eat a whole bag of chips and not feel guilty.
- Hey you, it’s me. I just wanted to say that I love you…even though we have our ups and downs.
- No new friends
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- This is me typing my Facebook relationship status after a breakup
- Looking for someone who can make me laugh, smile, and be silly with. Preferably not you though.
- I was searching the internet for one of those good relationship quotes but then I realized it would probably be easier to find a significant other.
- Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
- I’d love some extra time with you. Happy hour? Or as my boss calls it, beer o’clock.
- Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers.
- I’m single, but I like to think that I’m in a long-term relationship with Netflix.
- I have so many jokes but none of them are funny.
- You’ll never know the true value of a moment until it becomes me.
- Please check my relationship status and see if it matches up to mine.
- Single, in a relationship, engaged or married, WIFI is always on my mind.
- Tinder creeps ruin my day, but at least they help me lose weight.
- My favorite thing about you? There’s no drama, only love.
- I just got hit by a car. The driver got out and asked if I was okay. When I said yeah he handed me his business card and said “call me”… now that’s what I call customer service 😂😭
- You know you’re in a good relationship when both of you can feel comfortable not posting on social media.
- It’s been five years, and I still love you as much as the first day. Now how will I win an argument?
- You can always tell when I’m in a good mood. My status is public.
- We’re checking into relationship goals. Yes, we left our bags with the bellhop.
- Food, Netflix and you.
- it’s complicated
- Say goodbye to the heat, and hello to coffee season. ☕️🍁
- Feeling pretty good about my investing skills.
- “Dating is just collecting information about someone until you realize you don’t like them.” —Unknown
- Caught my girlfriend cheating. I know it’s going to take me a while to get over this, but I just want her to be happy. That’s why I now have a profile on Match.
- Cursed: Facebook status updates that only get one like…
- Just a reminder that it’s okay to unfriend someone who tags you in anything related to the HBO show Girls.
- Her: *texts me a picture of my dog*
- When you can’t remember your password, but you’re still in a relationship.
- I don’t like having a relationship. As soon as I find out someone has feelings for me, I run the other way.
- Married for two years, but together for six. I think that qualifies us as experts on co-parenting.
- I’m excited to share the news! I’ve said yes to a lifetime of adventure with my best friend, Matt. We’re getting married!
- Dear Lord, someone just roll me up in a rug, and leave me out for the garbage men.
- The only thing I want to cook tonight is your heart, and add some garlic to it.
- It’s never too early to be drinking out of a pumpkin 🎃☕
- Whatever you do, never tell your spouse you’re “Fine.” That is code for “Everything is awful, and I don’t want to talk about it.”
- Goodwill is like a good neighbors, they come in handy
- Single by choice, taken by force.
- “You can’t tell me to be nice, when you know I have a caption-writing app.”
- This is my relationship status.
- You know you’re in a long-term relationship when you miss your significant other more than you want to kill them.
- He’s my other half. He’s my better half. He is mine? Am I his? Who knows? Either way, we are happy together.
- In a relationship with coffee ☕
- Officially in the too-cute-to-make-eye-contact stage of our relationship
- In a relationship with my bed, we’re on and off again but always end up back together.
- Thanks for being my best friend and boyfriend, I don’t know what I’d do without you. <3
- Maybe we can’t keep up with the Kardashians, but we can finally keep up with each other.
- Jonathan is in a relationship with a gun.
- We’re better than we were. We’re more than we’ve been. We will not be the same.
