Funny Facebook Status About Freedom of Speech: Freedom of speech is a fundamental right, part of the Bill of Rights in the United States Constitution. This right has been protected ever since it was enacted over 240 years ago. Despite the fact that freedom of speech is one of the most basic rights, it seems to be violated on the internet every day.
Freedom of speech is a constitutionally guaranteed right advocated by many. The idea of freedom is said to have been promulgated in the American constitution. However, there are several funny Facebook statuses on this topic.
Funny Facebook Status About Freedom of Speech
- Freedom of speech? Nope. Not even close. Just ask @Facebook
- I lost freedom of speech due to technical difficulties.
- I want to create a Facebook status about my opinions, but I’m not sure if anyone will agree.
- Just because we have the right to free speech doesn’t mean we have the obligation to listen.
- *a hashtag for a media company* “You can’t say it, unless it’s true unless you believe it.” – Barack Obama
- The Supreme Court has ruled that there is freedom of speech…but only for Republicans.
- I don’t always write Facebook statuses, but when I do, I make sure they’re longer than 140 characters so I can’t tweet them.
- I only know how to speak my mind. If you don’t like it, you can leave!
- I exist to live my life. I will not let people dwell in my mind rent-free. I’m not sorry if you don’t like it either.
- If I want a cup of coffee, I can buy one. I don’t need anything to “give me a voice” to get it.
- I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- I’m not saying that I’m going to change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world.
- With the right outfit, anything is possible.
- Free speech is like a muscle: the more you exercise it, the stronger it gets. #HappyIndependenceDay
- I love the freedom of speech. It’s an amazing thing, though it is often misused by people who have a lot to say and nothing worth listening to.
- You’re not entitled to your own facts. That’s how freedom of speech works.
- Does freedom of speech mean you can say anything? Like: ‘Chocolate is better than vanilla’
- Censorship is a necessary evil. But who will guard the guardians?
- you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.
- How to order at Chipotle: 1) Something 2) Anything 3) Everything 4) I don’t care I just want free guac 5) Fine charge me for it.
- Can’t believe it’s only been a year since I started letting people know what I really think.
- I wish I had the guts to tell you exactly what I think about you.
- If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- If you can’t stand the heat, stop, drop and roll until you are on FIRE!
- Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
- I can no longer afford freedom of speech. I’ve spent all my money on food and shelter
- Hi, I’m a Facebook status. You can use me to make people think you’re funny… or cute… or well-read.
- Freedom of speech doesn’t mean the right to choose your words, it means the right to express yourself without fear.
- Free country, free speech. Let’s see how long until someone tries to take either or both away.
- FREE SPEECH: The right to shout “what the hell’s going on?!” at the top of your lungs.
- Dear Facebook, I have a new friend request from your Terms and Conditions. Because we both have mutual friends, can I allow this request?
- I have the right to remain silent but not the ability
- My right to have an opinion is trumped by your right not to hear it.
- Politicians have to be careful when they say things, but I can say whatever I want.
- I am too high maintenance to be with someone who doesn’t understand sarcasm.
- The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes.
- Some people think I’m a bad influence. But come on, at least I’m a honest one.
- If you don’t say anything, you won’t be called on it.
- When is it going to be socially acceptable to say “slay” in every sentence? Let’s work on this.
- Join us in celebrating the freedom of speech by telling everyone how you really feel.
- Freedom of speech means you can say anything you want, but it doesn’t mean anyone has to listen to you.
- Here in America we say what we want, when we want, to whoever we want without fear of prosecution. Free speech is a wonderful thing!
- If you don’t want your photo to be posted on Facebook, don’t take it.
- I love the First Amendment. I wish the rest of my clothes were as easy to put on.
- I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free, and I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
- I have the right to remain silent, but I did not have the ability.
- I’m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
- You said your thoughts were free. I caught you thinking twice today.
- I’m always shocked when people tell me how great I am and then hit the “like” button. #humble
- Sometimes the best way to say something is to not say anything at all.
- Rubber baby buggy bumpers! That’s what I say!
- If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- Freedom of speech is great! I just wish it wasn’t so hard to find something to say.
- My freedom of speech is only limited by your right not to hear it.
- Yes, I know my hair looks ridiculous. Do you really want to get into a conversation about freedom of speech?
- I’m not a person who believes in freedom of speech. I hate political correctness, which I think is a totalitarian concept to say that there should be no freedom of speech whatsoever.
- When people say ‘I don’t get Facebook’, I remember… You don’t HAVE to.
- “I’m sorry if I’m using too many hashtags but if no one is reading them you’re not missing out on much.”
- The First Amendment does not protect your right to say whatever you want, whenever you want. It protects your right to say it without the government punishing you for doing so.
- I just got a new job at Twitter. It’s a position of power and influence: 140 characters, I can choose if I want to be right or liked.
- Finally, the day has come when I can say whatever the heck I want on social media and people will like it because it’s my birthday. Hap
- I’m the type of person who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesteday
- Whoever said that “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me,” had obviously never heard some of the names I’ve been called.
- My mom tried to teach me how to swim by throwing me off the deep end.
- Freedom of speech is for people who have something to say.
- Freedom of speech is an awesome thing, but it can also be very annoying.
- When people tell me to “Have a good one” at the end of a conversation I feel like it’s time for me to introduce them to the concept of freedom of speech.
- Free speech is your right as long as it does not offend anyone.
- I wanna make a Facebook status about my unfortunate run-in with the law but I hear that’s not what Facebook is for.
- I am not arguing. I am simply trying to explain why I am right.. #FacebookDown
- I don’t always agree with what you say, but I defend your right to say it.
- Some people just need a high five to the face!
- I can be just as opinionated and stubborn as the next guy, but I’m not going to force my opinions on you. Unless you’re wrong…
- Idk, I have Speechlessness over speechlessness
- Today, I heard Senator Ted Cruz say that there should be no restrictions on gun ownership. When asked how to deal with the irresponsible use of guns, he suggested that we “give everyone a gun and make sure it’s always loaded.”
- Why do they keep saying the word “gunshot” in movies and television shows? Have you ever seen a gun shoot a shot?
- If anyone is looking for a new workout challenge, I just took the stairs.
- What should we do about freedom of speech? Personally, I think we should limit freedom of speech to people who are not jerks.
- So long as people continue to turn the other cheek on freedom of speech, we should be fine.
- If the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
- I can say whatever I want because it’s a free country. (Note: The last word may be omitted.)
- Freedom of speech allows us to criticize ideas, not people. Unless we’re talking about Republicans.
- I think a status update should be treated like your Facebook relationship status. People should only expect you to update it if something changes.
- I think we should consider a constitutional amendment that would give the government permission to shoot anyone who publicly displays the Confederate flag
- Bring on the haters. My first amendment gives them the right to say it, and my second amendment gives me the right to blow their head off.
- As I have said before, I do not want anyone arrested or hurt. But we should let our voices be heard and speak the truth!
- I don’t always voice my opinion, but when I do, I make it so that nobody hears me.
- I am going to write the “Things I Hate” list on my forehead so you can read it easily.
- Note to self: You are not Nancy Grace
- That awkward moment when you think you are really clever, but then realize nobody else thinks so!
- I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
