Funny Facebook Status About Travel: No matter if you’re daydreaming about another destination, paying for a plane ticket, or standing in line at the airport, we’ve all thought about what it’d be like to be someplace other than where we currently are. And that’s exactly what these Facebook statuses are about: different cities and countries. It’s not a list of “top ten” funny Facebook status about travel.
Funny Facebook Status About Travel
- I’ve traveled to over 100 countries so far. I love this place…now how do I get home?
- Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.
- The hardest part about going on vacation is coming back home and having to get a real job.
- After the last two months of travel, I’m basically fluent in Airports.
- Travel as much as you can, as far as you can, as long as you can. Life’s not meant to be lived in one place.
- Life is a journey and my luggage seems to have been misplaced.
- Last time I went on a vacation, I came back with a tan – and my husband. “She’s so funny!” I thought to myself.
- I was in the airport bar, waiting for my flight to be called, when I overheard a middle-aged man say to his buddy, “My wife says I should run off with someone my own age.”
- It’s okay to fall apart sometimes… if you’re in the middle of an Airport.
- Why did the chicken cross the world? To get to the other tide!
- When in doubt, go to the beach
- “When in doubt, take a nap.” – Winnie the Pooh
- Getting lost in the world is worth all of the effort.
- We’re supposed to be watching the sunset right now.
- It’s not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts.
- Travel is strange. It makes you laugh, it makes you cry. It brings you happiness, sorrow and above all life-long memories
- Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, “I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.” – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran
- When you’re at the airport and realize your flight is delayed for another five hours. 😩🛫
- The best part about traveling is the chance to be at the wrong place at exactly the right time.
- Vacation days are the best. No one needs to know that I completed this work during my trip to Paris.
- Do not disturb please: I’m busy daydreaming of a trip that hasn’t been planned yet.
- When your flight is delayed, you might as well hit the bar.
- Monica’s trip to was so great that she got a job there. The only problem is that she doesn’t speak Japanese!
- We never did find the fountain of youth but I am pretty sure it had an a/c and wifi.
- How do I say “What’s your wifi password?” in five different languages?
- I’m in a serious relationship with my bed . . . We’re both committed to staying together until we fall apart.
- It’s a big world and I want to get a good look at it before it gets dark. – John Muir
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- The only reason I ever considered traveling to Egypt was the live cam at the pyramids.
- Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.
- I am all about travel, I’m just not a fan of leaving my house.
- If traveling were free, you’d never see me again.
- I love traveling but hate the flying part.
- I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.
- We show up to the airport with random people, board a giant metal bird and fly across the world to see other random people. This is our modern life!
- On vacation, I’m going to write a novel. A novel is a long book.
- All my suitcases are packed and I’m ready to go… I’m standing here outside my door. Saying goodbye to Ruby Tuesday.
- Today I’m in the mood for some timeless travel wisdom. So here goes: “We must take adventures in order to know where we truly belong.” -Unknown
- I swear I’m afraid of nothing. Except for cougars, earthquakes, and the TSA.
- Just realized that every state slogan is just an innuendo.
- Chicago’s motto is URBS IN HORTO, which means: City in a Garden. Except when the garden is a Denny’s with a bottomless cup of coffee, it wasn’t really worth that Latin lesson.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy travel and that’s kinda the same thing
- Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.
- Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.
- We can’t wait to start traveling around the country! We’re always up for a good adventure.
- I’m not really sure why I have so many frequent flyer miles, I never seem to arrive at any of my destinations.
- I’ll start packing when I find a suitcase that’s big enough for my cash.
- I Would Go to the End of the World for You… But I Can’t Because it’s Not on Google Maps.
- The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way.
- Have you ever wondered how many bags you’ll need for a two-day trip? Me either.
- I’m bringing the beach to you, even if I have to carry it in my suitcase.
- Books are uniquely portable magic! 😊
- It’s not whether you win or lose. It’s where you do it.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- Why can’t I be a travel blogger? There are thousands of people who follow me on Facebook and Instagram
- While I’m at the office you’re traveling around the world. In my next life, I want to be a traveler and you can be my boss.
- Traveling is like flirting with life.
- Can you believe I found my lost luggage in the drawer of an Airbnb?
- Shoutout to the people who check-in at the airport to make other people think they’re traveling.
- This isn’t a vacation I need a vacation from this vacation #overit #vacationprobs
- While you’re waiting for the travel bug to bite, try to be patient. No need to rush. You’ll get there in the end.
- Error 404: Vacation not found.
- I’m not sure which is worse: when someone asks how my vacation was and I can’t remember what day it is, or when I get back from vacation and someone asks me to do a task before I’ve been back in the office for three seconds.
- “It’s a big world out there; go get it.” -Unknown
- A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
- Man: “Where have you been?” Woman: “Around the world” Man sighs. Woman: “What? I’m back aren’t I?”
- The hardest part of traveling is packing.
- I have a new hobby. It’s called “going outside.” I’m really excited about it and would like to find more people to do it with.
- Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer. 💵🌎
- When you travel and your stomach can finally keep up with your Instagram.
- Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.
- Traveling is like trying to go to sleep, you’re happy when it starts but spending too much time makes you agitated.
- Travel makes one modest, you see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.
- I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met.
- got on an airplane and now I’m in another area code.
- I’m going to try the “Just kidding, I’m not actually going here” move for my next vacation.
- It’s not the destination, it’s the journey. I love that saying. That’s why I always tell people who ask me where I’m going on holiday: ‘The airport.’
- This will be me in the morning on my trip after I have packed everything and have to take out at least 3 items.
- Looks like we’re flying for the low low price of 💩💩💩
- Back at it again with the travel itineraries. Man, I’m like such a round-trip kinda gal.
- And this is where I was when the zombie apocalypse happened. #lifeendswithoutinternet
- If you’re looking for me, I’ll be eating my way through the city, please send souvenirs.
- Can almost smell the fall… just kidding, not sure where my nose has been.
- Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.”
- Traveling leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.
- I want to travel the world. Preferably by teleportation.
- I’m not in the mood to travel but I’m very interested in going.
- Everyone has their own way of showing love. I like to fly 5,000 miles and show up in their bed unannounced…
- I took a road trip once it was awesome. Then I ran out of gas and got lost.
- We tried flying the friend-zone, but turns out it only works for planes.
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
- The best way to be lost is to feel like you’re on vacation.
- It’s amazing how fast you can get to places when you don’t abruptly stop to take pictures. 😀
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it
- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
