Funny Facebook Status About the Heat and Summer: When it’s hot outside, you can’t help but cool off with a nice, refreshing glass of your favorite beverage. While our usual choice might be water, there are actually some pretty funny Facebook statuses that discuss the heat and sizzling summer temps.
It’s hot outside and smells like heaven. The heat is creeping up, and it’s getting hotter every year. So while that might be annoying for people who work in offices and other indoor places, there are some people who enjoy the heat. If you do, then this article is for you.
Funny Facebook Status About the Heat and Summer
- I wish I could put a filter on this heatwave 🌡
- It’s too hot outside to have a bad day.
- This summer has been a scorcher! I just saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking.
- Whenever temperatures reach triple digits in summer, I always wish I was a lizard or a bear so that my body would come equipped to deal with the heat.
- Today is Monday. It’s also hot outside. Good luck out there, everyone.
- Summer is here and it’s time to pack up and move to the South Pole.
- The best part of summer is the way it smells😋
- Is it me, or is this summer weather a little b
- I prefer not to cook in the summer. How about you?
- the weather outside is frightful, 114°, but the ice cubes are so delightful and since no one else is here…
- I just saw a kid fall off his skateboard and I don’t think he realized that it wasn’t winter anymore.
- Can’t wait for the snow to fall so I can know what my lawn looks like.
- Just remember. If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
- This is the most savage thing you’ll see today
- It’s so hot, even the ice cream truck is complaining.
- Summer is not a season, it’s a state of mind!
- that feeling when you walk back into an air conditioned room #summerinthecity
- My body thinks it’s 90 degrees year round 😉
- Hot enough for ya? 😎
- Dear 100+ degree weather, I’m so glad we can get hot and heavy together 💕☀
- Dear Summer, I will love you until October ends.
- The heat wave currently taking over New York City is the first known case of a human spontaneously teleporting to the surface of the sun.
- I’m not hot, I’m actually just standing near the sun.
- Scorching hot weather is the perfect excuse to stay inside and watch Netflix all day.
- I’m so hot that I just saw my reflection and it was a fire hazard.
- 2019 summer update: I’m living inside a cantaloupe.
- Hot enough to cook an egg with sun rays
- This weather is making me feel like a TV dinner in the microwave
- Lightning strikes, thunderclaps, and the rain come down hard. So I’m taking a nap.
- Puts the fan on the highest setting and still dies of heat #summer
- There are two types of heat: the one we experience in summer and the one we feel when we see a ridiculously good-looking person.
- When it’s too hot outside and you just want to stay inside.
- Dear Summer: no matter how hot you are, I’m always hotter. Sincerely, coffee
- The best way to stay cool this summer is to drink until you think you’re Hanna Montana.
- Credit card bills and my summer tan. 🤸🏻♂️
- I don’t care that it’s hot outside because I’m hot inside so it evens out. And then some.
- A list of things I’m not missing about summer…
- It’s so hot in my apartment, I have to walk around the room with a jar of peanut butter and a spoon.
- When it’s so hot that even the water is too hot to drink.
- It’s hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk today. Anyone want an omelet? 🍳🔥
- “It’s not the heat, it’s the humility.” — Mae West
- Sitting in front of the air conditioner going “hmmmm” like I’m on a spiritual journey.
- I’m meltingggg into this pool.
- Sweat. Sleep. Repeat.
- This summer heat is awful! it’s just not the same without my air conditioner going out.
- Summer should get a speeding ticket.
- It’s so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
- When it’s so hot I’m stickin to the seat like a stamp on an envelope 🤦🏼♀
- the heat is actually me sweating out my anxiety.
- Heat Wave Status: T-Shirt, shorts, and flip flops. Repeat as needed.
- The heat wave is making me so thirsty. I could drink a glass of water full of ice cubes
- If summer is so hot and dry, why does my hair still frizz out like crazy?
- I hate when you’re trying to sleep but you simply cannot because it’s too hot.
- This weekend promises to be hotter outside than Beyoncé at a sold-out show.
- If one more person’s AC hits me in the face while I’m trying to Instagram this ice cream cone, there will be consequences.
- I’m not sweating. I’m just shining like the star that I am 💫
- Cats don’t like to sweat, so they jump into the nearest sink or tub and try to find some relief. They might even dip their paws into a bowl of water to help cool them down.
- This isn’t a dog barking, it’s just me gasping for air.
- I just saw a guy on a hoverboard, screaming “Master and Commander!”
- It’s so hot outside, even the trees have whipped cream on top.
- It’s stupid hot outside. 🥵
- It’s so hot that even the ice cream man is giving out free samples.
- This heat has officially made me a hermit. I’m staying in, under the AC, and only coming out after dark. Same.
- It’s so hot outside and I didn’t bring a jacket. And my jacket, I mean margarita.
- This is how we Floridians feel this time of year! #itsHot #miserableHumidity #allIGotForYouIsPitStains.
- It’s a good day to have a great day. It’s hot outside, so I’m already halfway there!
- The only thing hotter than this weather is me.
- Oh my god. It’s so hot outside I found a snail trying to crawl inside my dog’s nose.
- It’s so hot that my car started dripping coolant.
- Dear Summer, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Sincerely, fall
- Dear Summer, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. 🥶
- *sits down on the sun*
- The weather report is like a math test. You see the problem and you know your answer, but you still have to show your work.
- You know it’s going to be a HOT summer when you walk outside and hear the hot air blow!
- It’s so hot outside I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
- It’s officially so hot outside that I forgot which side of the car the ice cream was on.
- If you’re ever wondering what’s hotter than the sun, it’s me in this heat.
- Summer is here, and so are long lines, sweat stains, and sunburns.
- Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it certainly was destroyed in one! Summer Heat! 🔥
- I’m too hot for a caption 😎
- You know that it is summer when the rain takes a break and the sun starts to beat down.
- We’ll be really annoyed if it’s not 90 degrees this weekend.
- Is it just me or is my thermometer hotter than my ex?
- I’m not saying it’s hot outside, but my WiFi got slower.
- August is like the Sunday of summer, so at least there’s that.
- Why is summer spelled with a “u”? Honestly, it has no “u” in it.
- I had a neighborhood pool when I was growing up. It was called the ocean.
- The heat is on in the city, stay cool my friends.
- I’ve decided to stop complaining and just embrace the heat. It’s not like we have a choice and I’m sick of being cranky.
- It’s so hot out that people are wearing shorts, shirts, and sweatpants.
- it’s too hot outside.
- If summer were a person she would be that girl in the club who is dancing at the bar just to get your attention.
- My friend said: “It’s hot outside.” I said: “Ya, and?”
- I hate the heat but being in a cold room with the air conditioning on makes it bearable.
- today was a hot day. I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
- Summer body? More like, ‘yep we ate a lot of burgers and fries over the winter’ body. 🍔🍟
- I hate when people post a picture of the sunset/sunrise and say good morning/night to only certain people.. like, does the sun have Facebook?
- Brb, taking a trip to the sun.
- Me Friday: I can’t wait for the weekend.
- Do you remember as a child how you couldn’t wait to grow up and be an adult? Now that I’m here, I understand why. Someone needs to invent a radiator fan for humans.
- Hotter than a freshly roasted chile
- I don’t sweat, I sparkle.
- If the #heat is making you tired, take a nice long nap. It’s not like we’re in a hurry to get anywhere anyway.
- It’s so hot that everything melts together – the inside and outside of the ice cream, and my sanity.
- This heat is making it hard to make cold iced coffee🤔
- The only thing I can’t wait for this summer is the air conditioning.
- Don’t worry about the heat, it’s nature’s way of reminding you that the earth has a fever of global warming and you need to drink more water.
- Summer in the city is basically one long, sweaty high-five with strangers.
- How is it July already?! It’s barely even hot yet.
- Dear Summer, I know you’re not here forever but please get the message that I want to see you every day.
- Summer is in full swing! You know what that means… #sweatyback
- I’m really enjoying this heat wave if that’s what they call it now. I like to refer to it as ‘summer’
- Dear heat, can you please work on your people skills? Thanks.
- I’m starting to think that fall isn’t coming this year.
- Hope you’re enjoying this spring weather cause I hear it’s 0 degrees in Antarctica.
- I’ve never sweated more in my entire life.
- Has anyone seen my brain? It’s around here somewhere.
