Funny Facebook Statuses Camping is what you need to have an awesome time. There are no two ways about it, camping is cool and has always been cool. What happens when there’s you and your friend’s camping? The perfect opportunity to come up with some funny Facebook statuses, of course!
Funny Facebook Statuses Camping
- Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
- Camping is intense, it’s like the gym for people who can afford to eat food!
- Camping: Because sleeping in a bed is too mainstream.
- Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
- “I think camping is intense. I don’t go with the flow very well, but I do really love being in the woods and hanging out by a fire at nighttime.”
- I decided to take up camping. So far, I’ve been out two weeks and no one has noticed!
- Camping is the only time I can say “I’m getting close to nature,” and not have my friends give me weird looks.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- Oh look, the four food groups are here: beer, chocolate, ice cream, and bacon.
- I love the smell of a campfire. It’s the smell of adventure. In my case, it smells like burnt marshmallows, matches, and lighter fluid.
- There’s nothing like seeing the daylight for the first time and thinking, ‘Man, I should have camped in my backyard.’
- As long as we have the fire, bugs, and dirt, we are good.
- “Don’t blame me if you caught the flu at your daughter’s birthday party. Your kid didn’t want to wear a mask, so I’m not wearing pants.”—Tim Allen
- Alcohol may not be the answer… but it does make the problems much more manageable.
- The only thing that people hate more than camping is you not posting photos of your camping trip.
- That awkward moment when you do something that’s so stupid, but everyone is doing it, so you laugh about it too.
- Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
- Camping burns calories just by going to bed. By the time you wake up, you’re on a cleanse.
- I always pack my toothbrush, sleeping bag, and a tent when I go camping. Just in case.🏕️
- I have a spectacular tan, it’s called camping.
- I thought I was prepared for camping. I was wrong. I didn’t realize it would be so far from electricity and other humans.
- Coffee in hand, fake smile on the face, everything is terrible.
- We are here live from the woods where a bear stole our camera and we have nothing left to shoot!
- I parked my car in the woods to go on a hike. When I returned, the police were waiting for me with their dogs. I asked them, “What are you doing here?” They replied, “We’re looking for a stolen car.”
- I love nature. It’s where I go to recharge my batteries and get away from the hustle and bustle of busy city life.
- Taking my talents to the woods 🏕
- The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.
- If you live to be one hundred, you should have done ninety-nine interesting things.
- Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
- Camping is just glamping in nature’s bathroom.
- Camping: Because you can’t spell memories without EM.
- The going rate for your camping spot is a $5 bill and a hug.
- Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
- We love camping. That’s why we look forward to going home…
- Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
- Camping: The art of going to forests and not showering for days.
- Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business. ~Dave Barry
- All you need is love, friends and a tent.
- I like to go camping on my days off. That way, I get twice as much use out of my sleeping bag.
- My Tent or Yours?
- I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept and missed world domination practice.
- Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
- We went camping and everyone complained about my snoring. I was sleeping the whole time!
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy camping gear and that’s pretty close.
- Good day to go camping, they said. It will be fun, they said.
- Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
- As a camper. I always make sure to pack everything I could possibly need…and then some! Sometimes that includes an extra tent. The bugs are just so darn cute.
- One of the best moments in a camping trip is when you can finally open a can of beer and throw away the opener.
- Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitos.
- When someone asks me what my favorite hobby is, I say sleeping.
- I like camping, but I don’t like waking up in a sleeping bag covered in chocolate.
- Why yes, I am the mosquito whisperer.
- I wonder what the bears think about me.
- This “roughing it” is no joke.
- The only way you can earn my respect is by not being human.
- Live in a way that those who know you but don’t know God will come to know Him because they know you.
- Camping: The moment when you realize your kid is hearing birds and seeing stars for the first time. Camping: When eating a smore by the fire counts as dinner.
- You’re never too old for a sleepover. Some of us just wear depends under our jammies #camping
- “Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.” ― Dave Barry
- The best part of camping is sleeping in a tent unless you are sleeping on the ground.
- The best part of camping is not having to listen to your neighbors argue.
- Dear Neighbors, all I need is a campfire and some weird noises, I am never home.
- Nobody realizes the beauty of love until you’re caught in it. No camping jokes right now, sorry!
- A camping trip enables you to enjoy the great outdoors, with the creature comfort of knowing a food store and restroom are just a short drive away.
- I’m not a camper but I’m down for sitting in front of an open fire and drinking wine.
- After a long week of working, the only thing I want to do on the weekend is relax in nature. I’m not a camper but I am a napper!
- Don’t worry about bears. Worry about the person beside you.
- I’m not saying I’m a great cook, but the squirrels come running when I rattle a bag of marshmallows…
- no shower, no problem!
- The road to success is always under construction.
- My favorite type of camping is sleeping in my bedroom.
- If you think camping is relaxing, you’re doing it wrong.
- No one really likes camping except for the bonfire, s’mores, and drinking beer around the campfire.
- Nothing says camping like a roasted hotdog, a cooler full of beer, and my dog snuggled between my legs.
- I had to call the cops on my neighbors this morning. They were making too much noise while camping.
- The best kind of camping is glamping. That way, you can still enjoy the great outdoors without all the pesky bugs, dirt, and heavy lifting.
- Ever since I was a kid I’ve wondered what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. Then I got older and realized they probably just watched us, kids.
- Camping: nature’s way of promoting the motel industry.
- I went camping and didn’t shower for seven days. Turns out, I don’t need to shower – no one wants to get within 10 feet of me anyway.
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. 🙏🏻
- Let’s get our camping gear and head for the hills – or rather, the lakes and valleys.
- If you’re camping and a bear attacks, hit the bear 150 times with a spoon. Why? Well, first of all … you have a spoon and you can’t outrun the bear.
- The early bird gets the worm – but only if the worm isn’t still asleep
- The night is dark and full of terrors. It’s almost like someone set the smoke alarm off.
- Camping: the one time it’s ok to pee in a pool.
- I just wanna spend my Friday night camping. And by camping, I mean go to bed early.
- Camping is my life.
- I like to go camping… why? Because it’s fun to complain about how much I hate camping.
- Camping is just nature’s way of promoting the motel industry.
- Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
- Our new camping motto for this summer: When life gives you lemons, make s’mores.
- I’ve always wanted to go camping – but I don’t like nature, bugs, other people or being cold. So I guess I’ll just stay home…
- Oh, the condition of camping. Where you come home with a mosquito bite on your nose and know exactly where it came from.
- The only thing getting lit tonight is my campfire marshmallows.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
- The tent is up and so’s my spirit. Here we go
- Ever notice that the people who tell you to get lost are always lost themselves? 🙄
- I’m going on a diet, but shouldn’t in the interim have chips?
